Days of Bushie's Life (Update Thread v4)

[Joe Biden 2020]

Or you can put it on your phone or iPad...

Then, if I let someone use my phone... O_o

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Don't ever let anyone use your phone. I have so much stuff on mine no one else needs to see!

[AndrewTX]

Don't ever let anyone use your phone. I have so much stuff on mine no one else needs to see!

yes. some of our love was not meant to be shared with eeveryone
 

[they don't love you like i love you]

Why do you guys want to hear about internet porn so much? That's one of the least interesting things ever. Might as well ask Bushie to post more about brushing his teeth.

[King]

Why do you guys want to hear about internet porn so much? That's one of the least interesting things ever. Might as well ask Bushie to post more about brushing his teeth.

Bushie already updates us rigorously on the rest of his mundane life.  Why not the porn part?

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

I want to know what his porn addiction consists of. Perhaps we could help him. It would be far more interesting than some of the things the writers are using as time fillers this season.

[AndrewTX]

Perhaps he has some good recommendations.

[Franzl]

Perhaps he has some good recommendations.

I hope he has better taste than Clarence.

[AndrewTX]

Perhaps he has some good recommendations.

I hope he has better taste than Clarence.

Me too, my friend... me too.

[Keystone Phil]

Do we know yet if our boy was part of some Internet girlfriend "hoax?" Sorry if I'm jumping ahead in the episodes but I think we should get on top of this.

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

Oooh thing are getting SPICYYAYAY!

Things should settle back down pretty quickly.  March 1 is just another day on the calendar now.

Wrong. Napoli vs. Juventus.

More important than that, though, March 1 is the eve of my son's 9th birthday.  Felix will be 9 years old on March 2.  (14:00 3/1/2013 in Utah).

Bad move on the writers' part. The last few episodes have been good, but I honestly have to question the choice to re-use a plot point from last season. We need new material!

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

At least he doesn't seem to be pushing the narrative that he will adopt them, citing Kenyan law as he did in a previous post. For a while there, he was convinced god would allow him to adopt these kids regardless of what Kenyan law said.

[memphis]

Perhaps he has some good recommendations.

I prefer not to know what specfic pornsites my friends like. Not because I don't like porn. I do. And a wide compilation rec could be ok. But so much porn is specifically microtargeted toward particular interests. And I don't want to know the exact details of what individuals like. I can see from the online buffet that there are a great many people with a great many specific preferences. I'm totally ok with knowing that people are gay or straight, but knowing that somebody especially likes Ginger MILFs in high heels is just too much info.

[AndrewTX]

I like to know exactly what they watched, and try and figure out what part they pause at the most. It's a gift.

[Lief 🗽]

I basically just want to know if this is really a porn "addiction" or if his prudish, moralizing religion is just making him feel bad for wanking it once a day or so.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Do we know yet if our boy was part of some Internet girlfriend "hoax?" Sorry if I'm jumping ahead in the episodes but I think we should get on top of this.

And you criticize me for what I said?  At least my advice was helpful, although critical... You're just mocking the guy.

Stay classy.

[Keystone Phil]

Do we know yet if our boy was part of some Internet girlfriend "hoax?" Sorry if I'm jumping ahead in the episodes but I think we should get on top of this.

And you criticize me for what I said?  At least my advice was helpful, although critical... You're just mocking the guy.

Stay classy.

I'm joking with him. Jeff and I get along very well. You, on the other hand, are just being douchey but pretending you're giving him tough love.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

How do you know my motives?  I've sent him plenty of advice over the years, with every intention of trying to help him.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Last time I checked my name is not Monte Te'o.

No more will be said about the porn addiction at this time.

Anyway, the day is over and it went well.  It was another easy day of training.  This account doesn't look to be too difficult even though it is dealing with a very sensitive subject for many customers, Social Security Benefits.  They get calls one right after the other so there is no risk of VTO.  I got an email today stating the cuts are over and that everyone can relax and carry on.  6 people got canned altogether.

[memphis]

I basically just want to know if this is really a porn "addiction" or if his prudish, moralizing religion is just making him feel bad for wanking it once a day or so.

How would you define an addiction? When does it differ from a hobby, plenty of which are very expensive and time consuming. It's a hazy thing. Does it have to impact your life negatively beyond cost and time? If so, to what degree? Addiction is often in the eye of the beholder because it's a judgement value.

[Joe Biden 2020]

How do you know my motives?  I've sent him plenty of advice over the years, with every intention of trying to help him.

Inks, you provide great advice.  I get a little defensive at times until I can comprehend what you're actually trying to say and your motives behind what you said.  and sometimes that takes a little dialogue.

Phil, you are indeed a good friend.  I get along with you surprisingly well for an Eagles fan.   Ahh well, we all have our faults!

[Keystone Phil]

Jeff, you're a great American...and a hell of a bowler!

[Joe Biden 2020]

Jeff, you're a great American...and a hell of a bowler!

Thank you,

[Northeast Rep Snowball]

For Some reason when I hear writers, I think of an elaborate conspiracy where there is a company that writes these, a panel of writers etc. but one disgruntled writer/ intern with a good sense of humor came here and wrote this to troll us.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Let's change the subject a bit.  One of my facebook friends challenged me to get "The Biggest Loser" game for the Wii and do it with her.  I'm seriously thinking about taking her up on the offer.  What do you think?