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« Reply #1150 on: January 02, 2013, 08:34:19 PM »


We need to start bipartisan compromise.  We can't get Bushie to eat healthy, so eating better tasting unhealthy food seems like the next best solution.  At least that way he can enjoy the slow death.

I'd like to start the slow death diet with that burger, my friend.  Tongue

I second that, but add in a good beer, and a cigar.

And a glass of whiskey or scotch.

I like where you are going with this.

I always like where you go with things

I'm not sure about whiskey or scotch, but I might take a little white wine.
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« Reply #1151 on: January 02, 2013, 08:36:36 PM »


We need to start bipartisan compromise.  We can't get Bushie to eat healthy, so eating better tasting unhealthy food seems like the next best solution.  At least that way he can enjoy the slow death.

I'd like to start the slow death diet with that burger, my friend.  Tongue

I second that, but add in a good beer, and a cigar.

And a glass of whiskey or scotch.

I like where you are going with this.

I always like where you go with things

I'm not sure about whiskey or scotch, but I might take a little white wine.

Nonsense BushKE. White wine is for little southern sorority girls who want to get white girl wasted before going out to the bars.

We are men, and as men, we will drink whiskey and scotch either up or on the rocks.
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« Reply #1152 on: January 02, 2013, 08:38:12 PM »


We need to start bipartisan compromise.  We can't get Bushie to eat healthy, so eating better tasting unhealthy food seems like the next best solution.  At least that way he can enjoy the slow death.

I'd like to start the slow death diet with that burger, my friend.  Tongue

I second that, but add in a good beer, and a cigar.

And a glass of whiskey or scotch.

I like where you are going with this.

I always like where you go with things

I'm not sure about whiskey or scotch, but I might take a little white wine.

Nonsense BushKE. White wine is for little southern sorority girls who want to get white girl wasted before going out to the bars.

We are men, and as men, we will drink whiskey and scotch either up or on the rocks.

Alright, no white wine, then I'll take some amber ale.
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« Reply #1153 on: January 02, 2013, 08:41:25 PM »


We need to start bipartisan compromise.  We can't get Bushie to eat healthy, so eating better tasting unhealthy food seems like the next best solution.  At least that way he can enjoy the slow death.

I'd like to start the slow death diet with that burger, my friend.  Tongue

I second that, but add in a good beer, and a cigar.

And a glass of whiskey or scotch.

I like where you are going with this.

I always like where you go with things

I'm not sure about whiskey or scotch, but I might take a little white wine.

Nonsense BushKE. White wine is for little southern sorority girls who want to get white girl wasted before going out to the bars.

We are men, and as men, we will drink whiskey and scotch either up or on the rocks.

Alright, no white wine, then I'll take some amber ale.

Listen man, you committed incest. The least you can do is have some scotch with Andrew and I. Don't get soft on me now!
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« Reply #1154 on: January 02, 2013, 08:42:35 PM »


We need to start bipartisan compromise.  We can't get Bushie to eat healthy, so eating better tasting unhealthy food seems like the next best solution.  At least that way he can enjoy the slow death.

I'd like to start the slow death diet with that burger, my friend.  Tongue

I second that, but add in a good beer, and a cigar.

And a glass of whiskey or scotch.

I like where you are going with this.

I always like where you go with things

I'm not sure about whiskey or scotch, but I might take a little white wine.

Nonsense BushKE. White wine is for little southern sorority girls who want to get white girl wasted before going out to the bars.

We are men, and as men, we will drink whiskey and scotch either up or on the rocks.

Alright, no white wine, then I'll take some amber ale.

Listen man, you committed incest. The least you can do is have some scotch with Andrew and I. Don't get soft on me now!

Fine then.  I'll have some Dr. Pepper on the rocks!
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« Reply #1155 on: January 02, 2013, 08:50:59 PM »


We need to start bipartisan compromise.  We can't get Bushie to eat healthy, so eating better tasting unhealthy food seems like the next best solution.  At least that way he can enjoy the slow death.

I'd like to start the slow death diet with that burger, my friend.  Tongue

I second that, but add in a good beer, and a cigar.

And a glass of whiskey or scotch.

I like where you are going with this.

I always like where you go with things

I'm not sure about whiskey or scotch, but I might take a little white wine.

Nonsense BushKE. White wine is for little southern sorority girls who want to get white girl wasted before going out to the bars.

We are men, and as men, we will drink whiskey and scotch either up or on the rocks.

Alright, no white wine, then I'll take some amber ale.

Listen man, you committed incest. The least you can do is have some scotch with Andrew and I. Don't get soft on me now!

Fine then.  I'll have some Dr. Pepper on the rocks!

Come on, the dark side is pretty good. You can't make Andrew and I drink all that scotch by ourselves.
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« Reply #1156 on: January 02, 2013, 08:57:21 PM »


We need to start bipartisan compromise.  We can't get Bushie to eat healthy, so eating better tasting unhealthy food seems like the next best solution.  At least that way he can enjoy the slow death.

I'd like to start the slow death diet with that burger, my friend.  Tongue

I second that, but add in a good beer, and a cigar.

And a glass of whiskey or scotch.

I like where you are going with this.

I always like where you go with things

I'm not sure about whiskey or scotch, but I might take a little white wine.

Nonsense BushKE. White wine is for little southern sorority girls who want to get white girl wasted before going out to the bars.

We are men, and as men, we will drink whiskey and scotch either up or on the rocks.

Alright, no white wine, then I'll take some amber ale.

Listen man, you committed incest. The least you can do is have some scotch with Andrew and I. Don't get soft on me now!

Fine then.  I'll have some Dr. Pepper on the rocks!

Come on, the dark side is pretty good. You can't make Andrew and I drink all that scotch by ourselves.

Alright, fine, you get some rum, I'll be on over!
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« Reply #1157 on: January 02, 2013, 08:59:15 PM »

Think I should turn up the heat a bit?  It is currently 11 degrees with a wind chill of -4.
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« Reply #1158 on: January 02, 2013, 09:25:00 PM »

Finally, a decent plot twist from the writers of this season.
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« Reply #1159 on: January 02, 2013, 10:17:37 PM »

I believe that my ex-fiancee's daughter is my third cousin once removed.  Her dad's brother-in-law is a grandson of a couple that is my grandfather's first cousin.  That would make the uncle's parent and my mother second cousins and the uncle and myself third cousins.  Since the daughter is a generation removed that adds in the once removed.
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« Reply #1160 on: January 03, 2013, 08:47:42 AM »

Nothing makes a snoozer of a story more interesting than incest.  Way to go, Bushie!
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« Reply #1161 on: January 03, 2013, 08:57:31 AM »

I believe that my ex-fiancee's daughter is my third cousin once removed.  Her dad's brother-in-law is a grandson of a couple that is my grandfather's first cousin.  That would make the uncle's parent and my mother second cousins and the uncle and myself third cousins.  Since the daughter is a generation removed that adds in the once removed.

I don't understand.  From the way you describe the relationship, it doesn't sound like there's any blood relationship here at all, neither to your ex-fiancee, nor to her husband.  So no incest, and no issues if you'd gotten married.

You're saying that there's some guy (let's call him Bob) who is the grandson of "a couple that is my grandfather's first cousin".  That makes Bob your third cousin.  So you're blood relatives with Bob, albeit distantly.  You're saying that Bob married a woman whose brother married your ex-fiancee?  I'm sorry, but that means that you're not blood related to either your ex-fiancee or her husband, or their kid.  The only relationship is via marriage.  And if you'd married your ex-fiancee rather than Bob's brother in law, then there wouldn't even be that.
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« Reply #1162 on: January 03, 2013, 09:08:12 AM »

Thanks to Morden, the whole thing was too complicated for me to determine if there was a blood relation. I guess the answer is no, so yes, no incest. This is no worst than sleeping with your stepsister/stepbrother.
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« Reply #1163 on: January 03, 2013, 09:13:52 AM »

Goddamn buzzkill you are, Mr. Morden. Tongue
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« Reply #1164 on: January 03, 2013, 12:36:09 PM »

I'm still calling it incest for the purposes of spicing up this season. We can't take anymore of this monotonous discussion of weather and work schedules.

I remember during season 2 every day was a bombshell.
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« Reply #1165 on: January 03, 2013, 12:50:08 PM »

I've been referring to it as Wincest. Something good had to happen, and he obviously isn't taking the proper steps to find himself a significant other. That's what Andrew and I did, and we spiced our administration up. Of course, we are really in love though.
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« Reply #1166 on: January 03, 2013, 12:56:06 PM »

Of course, we are really in love though.

Hmmmmm.  Marokai wants to talk to you about Dukey Wink
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« Reply #1167 on: January 03, 2013, 01:03:35 PM »

Of course, we are really in love though.

Hmmmmm.  Marokai wants to talk to you about Dukey Wink

He can't have him. I've already asked for his hand, and he said yes.
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« Reply #1168 on: January 03, 2013, 01:23:33 PM »

Of course, we are really in love though.

Hmmmmm.  Marokai wants to talk to you about Dukey Wink

He can't have him. I've already asked for his hand, and he said yes.

You might have his hand, but Marokai Hokey Pokey has some other part of him Wink
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« Reply #1169 on: January 03, 2013, 01:28:37 PM »

He would never do that to me.
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« Reply #1170 on: January 03, 2013, 01:38:07 PM »

Its slow today, but I'm still at work.  Overtime has been canceled for this evening, but I'll be leaving work at the normal 2:30.
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« Reply #1171 on: January 03, 2013, 01:40:47 PM »

hate to break it for you, but have you seen DRJ's sig
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« Reply #1172 on: January 03, 2013, 02:04:18 PM »

hate to break it for you, but have you seen DRJ's sig

Have you seen our tweets, e-mails, and other forms of conversation back and forth? No, you haven't. We don't need to express our affection in signatures. Our love is true.
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« Reply #1173 on: January 03, 2013, 02:34:07 PM »

Its slow today, but I'm still at work.  Overtime has been canceled for this evening, but I'll be leaving work at the normal 2:30.

Now don't you wish you stayed at work last week?
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« Reply #1174 on: January 03, 2013, 02:37:20 PM »

Say "No" to "VTO"
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