Days of Bushie's Life (Update Thread v4)

[AndrewTX]

Damn you, King...just damn.

We need to start bipartisan compromise.  We can't get Bushie to eat healthy, so eating better tasting unhealthy food seems like the next best solution.  At least that way he can enjoy the slow death.

I'd like to start the slow death diet with that burger, my friend. 

I second that, but add in a good beer, and a cigar.

And a glass of whiskey or scotch.

I like where you are going with this.

[AndrewTX]

Damn you, King...just damn.

We need to start bipartisan compromise.  We can't get Bushie to eat healthy, so eating better tasting unhealthy food seems like the next best solution.  At least that way he can enjoy the slow death.

I'd like to start the slow death diet with that burger, my friend. 

I second that, but add in a good beer, and a cigar.

And a glass of whiskey or scotch.

I like where you are going with this.

I always like where you go with things

I'm not sure about whiskey or scotch, but I might take a little white wine.

Nonsense BushKE. White wine is for little southern sorority girls who want to get white girl wasted before going out to the bars.

We are men, and as men, we will drink whiskey and scotch either up or on the rocks.

Alright, no white wine, then I'll take some amber ale.

Listen man, you committed incest. The least you can do is have some scotch with Andrew and I. Don't get soft on me now!

Fine then.  I'll have some Dr. Pepper on the rocks!

Come on, the dark side is pretty good. You can't make Andrew and I drink all that scotch by ourselves.

[AndrewTX]

I've been referring to it as Wincest. Something good had to happen, and he obviously isn't taking the proper steps to find himself a significant other. That's what Andrew and I did, and we spiced our administration up. Of course, we are really in love though.

[AndrewTX]

Of course, we are really in love though.

Hmmmmm.  Marokai wants to talk to you about Dukey

He can't have him. I've already asked for his hand, and he said yes.

[AndrewTX]

He would never do that to me.

[AndrewTX]

He would never do that to me.

hate to break it for you, but have you seen DRJ's sig

Have you seen our tweets, e-mails, and other forms of conversation back and forth? No, you haven't. We don't need to express our affection in signatures. Our love is true.

[AndrewTX]

It's currently 55 in my apartment, and I'm happy with that. I usually kept my house at 65 before I moved.

[AndrewTX]

One of my favs was when he kept talked about the Rainbow Play Systems, and was lying to everyone on facebook about how his company is going to build playgrounds, even though he told us it was vacuums. Oh man, that was amazing!

[AndrewTX]

I enjoyed his hurt feelings when his grandmother's birthday overshadowed his own.

I so forgot that!

[AndrewTX]

It's time you met a nice lady, Bushie. I remember when breaking news stories involved Tiffanye postponing returning the ring or Susan revealing she had a boyfriend in the past. Or that as of X time, you were no longer a virgin.

I'm not really interested in women right now.  If one comes along, I'm certainly not going to shy away from it, but I'm not going to go out and seek one.

Well go and find a nice fella, Jeff! We don't judge here and you know this!

[AndrewTX]

You could just stop eating crap.. that helps.

[AndrewTX]

Wait, when was Kenya March 2013 even mentioned?  You'd lose your job taking that much time off this early.  Were you going to quit before you went to Kenya?

For real! Stop taking all this time off. The first vacation I took was in October, over a year after I started with this company.

[AndrewTX]

Me either.. I hate taking time off. Even though I get all this PTO time, I'm always fearful I will lose my job because of it. Of course, I don't have my mom to depend on for my expenses if I lose my job, so maybe I have a different view of it.

[AndrewTX]

So... Bushie commits incest, has fake children, AND is sexist? Man, although the children part is recycled from last season, this season is really starting to pick up!

[AndrewTX]

I don't get it.. I'm a husky gentleman, and I find jeans comfortable. Of course, I only get to wear them after work and on weekends.. but still.

[AndrewTX]

[AndrewTX]

Do you not want to take up my offer?

Stop.

Yeah, seriously. Stop trying to look like a big shot. If your serious about it, take it to a PM.

[AndrewTX]

Ah, so NCY or whoever it was can offer to buy Bushie Thanksgiving dinner but I can't buy him a suit?

First off, I want to lose some weight first so a suit will look better

No need to reject me in such an indirect manner.

He should have been talking about it via PM as well.  Others have made offers of help, or given advise via PM

[AndrewTX]

I never wear jeans, one because they squeeze my crotch, and two because they're so boring. I prefer my pants to be colored, like reds, greens, blues, yellows, pinks, etc. If BushKE would buy into my fashion advice, he could buy multcolored pants and just wear a navy jacket and look so spiffy all the time!

That's for me to do!

[AndrewTX]

While watching The Biggest Loser this season, I will be doing some exercises in the living room.  I'll probably start with some arm curls, then some leg curls.  I've got a heavier object that can act like a dumbbell.  Changes are afoote!!

If you want to make a difference, do cardio, not curls

[AndrewTX]

^ What he said.

[AndrewTX]

I find that drinking water makes me feel more full, versus any kind of soda. That's why I've stopped drinking it.

[AndrewTX]

Dinner at 4? Y'all eat real early in Utah!

Damn! They really do party hard out thurr

[AndrewTX]

I refuse to eat from a salad bar or buffet anymore. People pick at stuff, and their germs and funk get all over it. Ugh, that's just to gross for me. I know those things are possible when someone in the kitchen prepares anything for me, but at least I cant see it.

[AndrewTX]

Something more ethnic I could probably try, or something more expensive.. somewhere that I know some slob isn't going to take a bite of something, or pick it up and put it back. The only place I tend to go is at a chinese/japanese place, because I can keep going up when the sushi and sushmi are made and get it fresh, and cheap.