Days of Bushie's Life (Update Thread v4)

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

lolololol

Sorry BushKE.

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Is Denny's as good as Waffle House or ihop? I went to ihops for the first time last week and I'll be damned if their hash browns aren't just wonderful with hot sauce.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Jesus Christ, that's the least you could do for him!

A veggie burger and jalapeños seems like a fine meal. If Denny's has bowls of hot peppers as side items then it sounds like the place for me!

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Where do you get the $$$ for so many frivolous hotel adventures?

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Where do you get the $$$ for so many frivolous hotel adventures?

47% of it comes from you, Duke. 

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Your dad sounds as paranoid as my mom. God, when I go home to visit for holidays or whatever, if I go to the grocery store she freaks out like I'm going to die on the way or something. I hate it. You have to live a little.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Thankfully I am at the age now where I can override most of my mother's stupid decisions and irrational actions.

Oh, and Merry Christmas, BushKE!

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I need to go on a diet too now that the holidays are over. Let's start one together, BushKE!

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Damn you, King...just damn.

We need to start bipartisan compromise.  We can't get Bushie to eat healthy, so eating better tasting unhealthy food seems like the next best solution.  At least that way he can enjoy the slow death.

I'd like to start the slow death diet with that burger, my friend. 

I second that, but add in a good beer, and a cigar.

And a glass of whiskey or scotch.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Holy f**k.... finally this story has gone somewhere besides talking of overtime and the weather!

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Damn you, King...just damn.

We need to start bipartisan compromise.  We can't get Bushie to eat healthy, so eating better tasting unhealthy food seems like the next best solution.  At least that way he can enjoy the slow death.

I'd like to start the slow death diet with that burger, my friend. 

I second that, but add in a good beer, and a cigar.

And a glass of whiskey or scotch.

I like where you are going with this.

I always like where you go with things

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Damn you, King...just damn.

We need to start bipartisan compromise.  We can't get Bushie to eat healthy, so eating better tasting unhealthy food seems like the next best solution.  At least that way he can enjoy the slow death.

I'd like to start the slow death diet with that burger, my friend. 

I second that, but add in a good beer, and a cigar.

And a glass of whiskey or scotch.

I like where you are going with this.

I always like where you go with things

I'm not sure about whiskey or scotch, but I might take a little white wine.

Nonsense BushKE. White wine is for little southern sorority girls who want to get white girl wasted before going out to the bars.

We are men, and as men, we will drink whiskey and scotch either up or on the rocks.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Damn you, King...just damn.

We need to start bipartisan compromise.  We can't get Bushie to eat healthy, so eating better tasting unhealthy food seems like the next best solution.  At least that way he can enjoy the slow death.

I'd like to start the slow death diet with that burger, my friend. 

I second that, but add in a good beer, and a cigar.

And a glass of whiskey or scotch.

I like where you are going with this.

I always like where you go with things

I'm not sure about whiskey or scotch, but I might take a little white wine.

Nonsense BushKE. White wine is for little southern sorority girls who want to get white girl wasted before going out to the bars.

We are men, and as men, we will drink whiskey and scotch either up or on the rocks.

Alright, no white wine, then I'll take some amber ale.

Listen man, you committed incest. The least you can do is have some scotch with Andrew and I. Don't get soft on me now!

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

I'm still calling it incest for the purposes of spicing up this season. We can't take anymore of this monotonous discussion of weather and work schedules.

I remember during season 2 every day was a bombshell.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

I would allow Inks to drink with us if he promised not to give us any death points for posts made after our excursions.

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I don't know about the rest of y'all, but I like my apartment on 70.

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I got The Update Seasons 1 & 2 on DVD for Christmas. Classic. So much better than this boring crap.

Seasons 1 and 2 are almost as great of a gift as the Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job Chrimbus Special DVD!

Remember the pregnancy scare? The sip of wine that caused him to sleep it off for 14 hours? Ameriscam? The vacuums? His diet that wasn't real? The cat scratching him that led to an emotional breakdown? The Kenyan children adoption argument? The multiple engagements? His first time?

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It's time you met a nice lady, Bushie. I remember when breaking news stories involved Tiffanye postponing returning the ring or Susan revealing she had a boyfriend in the past. Or that as of X time, you were no longer a virgin.

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I've never understood how he manages to get so much time off.

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People don't dress up for church anymore? Since when? Whenever I go to greek church everyone is dressed to impress, especially those greek girls...

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People don't dress up for church anymore? Since when? Whenever I go to greek church everyone is dressed to impress, especially those greek girls...

Those people are probably not hipsters.

I don't go to church to be a hipster. I go to be miserable, sit in an uncomfortable pew and listen to people speak about jesus in greek. Sometimes it's a great message and other times it just reminds me of why I am hellbound.

Oh, and sometimes, I will window shop all the greek girls to see if I can find one to cook and clean up after me, as all good greek girls do.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Brooks Brothers is having a heck of a sale this time of year. I bought 3 shirts for less than $100 today!

Besides, you only need 1-2 suits and just load up on different shirts and ties. Problem solved.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

I never wear jeans, one because they squeeze my crotch, and two because they're so boring. I prefer my pants to be colored, like reds, greens, blues, yellows, pinks, etc. If BushKE would buy into my fashion advice, he could buy multcolored pants and just wear a navy jacket and look so spiffy all the time!

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Right. Walk, then when you can physically handle it, run. I need to start doing both again now that we are talking about exercise.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Was the soda at least diet?