Days of Bushie's Life (Update Thread v4)

[they don't love you like i love you]

If you want a really big city, then you should go to Chicago, which is really f**king cheap. In fact it's cheaper than SLC.

I'm not real crazy about Chicago, especially with high number of homicides in the city.

You're white and not a drug dealer, so that shouldn't be a worry.

[they don't love you like i love you]

Lolz. I got 45 hours this week and this was actually my least worked week since Christmas.

[they don't love you like i love you]

I'm not sure what Snowguy meant, but I just replying to Bushie's "No I'm not lazy, I'll get 40 hours next week I swear!" type attitude. It wouldn't be too bad if he was actually working part time, or was at least scheduled only for that long, but he is voluntarily being lazy.

[they don't love you like i love you]

How many call centers has this been anyway?

At least he'll be able to get unemployment this time...

[they don't love you like i love you]

And Charlie Brown runs up to Lucy holding the football yet again.

[they don't love you like i love you]

March 1 is the eve of my son's 9th birthday.  Felix will be 9 years old on March 2.

You have children?  When did you get married? 

Bushie thinks sending Kenyan children $30 a month makes him their father.

[they don't love you like i love you]

Why do you guys want to hear about internet porn so much? That's one of the least interesting things ever. Might as well ask Bushie to post more about brushing his teeth.

[they don't love you like i love you]

What type of church only has mass in the morning?

Probably not one that Bushie would go to even if he didn't stay up late, since he's not Catholic and doesn't attend mass.

[they don't love you like i love you]

What type of church only has mass in the morning?

Probably not one that Bushie would go to even if he didn't stay up late, since he's not Catholic and doesn't attend mass.

Tons of Catholic Churches have mass at six on Sunday, or late the day before me.

Not the point. The point is that Bushie won't ever be attending mass at any time.

[they don't love you like i love you]

What type of church only has mass in the morning?

Probably not one that Bushie would go to even if he didn't stay up late, since he's not Catholic and doesn't attend mass.

Tons of Catholic Churches have mass at six on Sunday, or late the day before me.

Correct. We are the convenient church. But let's not stray from the subject. BushOK can't dodge this one.

Considering I am not going to church until six today, meaning that I will probably be at least slightly buzzed when I do so, you are not "the" convenient church.

[they don't love you like i love you]

What type of church only has mass in the morning?

Probably not one that Bushie would go to even if he didn't stay up late, since he's not Catholic and doesn't attend mass.

Tons of Catholic Churches have mass at six on Sunday, or late the day before me.

Correct. We are the convenient church. But let's not stray from the subject. BushOK can't dodge this one.

Yes, as an Evangelical, he's holding himself to a higher standard than us. And yet here he falls short. It really is a scandal.

Huh? As an evangelical, I don't hold myself to a higher standard than you, or vice-versa.

[they don't love you like i love you]

What type of church only has mass in the morning?

Probably not one that Bushie would go to even if he didn't stay up late, since he's not Catholic and doesn't attend mass.

Tons of Catholic Churches have mass at six on Sunday, or late the day before me.

Correct. We are the convenient church. But let's not stray from the subject. BushOK can't dodge this one.

Considering I am not going to church until six today, meaning that I will probably be at least slightly buzzed when I do so, you are not "the" convenient church.

Shut up. Seriously, shut up. You have eighteen other threads to go on whining about the Catholc Church. Don't take it here, too.

Yeah, BRTD the king of douchy posts and threads wants J.J. banned.....ha. 

I never said I wanted J. J. banned (remember I don't believe in banning people because it is not what Jesus Christ would've done), I'm just saying that it makes no sense to ban someone like jamespol who has made a massive positive contribution to Atlas and not ban people like J. J. who have made none.

[they don't love you like i love you]

Bushie, have you ever gone to church buzzed?

[they don't love you like i love you]

Bushie, you should try some of this next time you try alcohol. This stuff is AWESOME!

[they don't love you like i love you]

BushOK gives new meaning to the term "cheap drunk."

Imagine how much I would save if I could get buzzed off a half an airplane cup of wine?!

LOL yeah. That would be pretty awesome actually.

[they don't love you like i love you]

Don't Baptists meet on Sunday nights too? And is there a one visit per week quota that needs to be filled? Is going every week mandatory?  Can you just watch it on tv or do you have to physically go?

My church has a Chinese service on Sunday nights, partnering with the local Disciples of Christ Christian Church.

Your church partners with a Disciples of Christ? That's weird.

For those unaware, DoC is a sort of evangelical but still very liberal denomination. I think they're currently ran by a woman and the one near me (which is also were I vote FYI) put up signs on their lawn to vote no on both the gay marriage and voter ID amendments (they were taken down before Election Day obviously.) Interestingly the most famous person ever ordained as a Disciples pastor is probably Jim Jones.

[they don't love you like i love you]

Bushie needs to do the Insanity Workout ASAP.

[they don't love you like i love you]

LOL I just started wondering what Bushie would do if he got high. Granted he probably shouldn't, it wouldn't help with the diet.

[they don't love you like i love you]

I was at a baby shower on Saturday. Maybe I should offer that couple $30/month once the baby is born, and then ask them if they consider me a second father to their kid.