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  Days of Bushie's Life (Update Thread v4)
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Kung Flu Grumps
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« Reply #1175 on: January 03, 2013, 08:47:42 am »

Nothing makes a snoozer of a story more interesting than incest.  Way to go, Bushie!
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« Reply #1176 on: January 03, 2013, 08:57:31 am »

I believe that my ex-fiancee's daughter is my third cousin once removed.  Her dad's brother-in-law is a grandson of a couple that is my grandfather's first cousin.  That would make the uncle's parent and my mother second cousins and the uncle and myself third cousins.  Since the daughter is a generation removed that adds in the once removed.

I don't understand.  From the way you describe the relationship, it doesn't sound like there's any blood relationship here at all, neither to your ex-fiancee, nor to her husband.  So no incest, and no issues if you'd gotten married.

You're saying that there's some guy (let's call him Bob) who is the grandson of "a couple that is my grandfather's first cousin".  That makes Bob your third cousin.  So you're blood relatives with Bob, albeit distantly.  You're saying that Bob married a woman whose brother married your ex-fiancee?  I'm sorry, but that means that you're not blood related to either your ex-fiancee or her husband, or their kid.  The only relationship is via marriage.  And if you'd married your ex-fiancee rather than Bob's brother in law, then there wouldn't even be that.
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« Reply #1177 on: January 03, 2013, 09:08:12 am »

Thanks to Morden, the whole thing was too complicated for me to determine if there was a blood relation. I guess the answer is no, so yes, no incest. This is no worst than sleeping with your stepsister/stepbrother.
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« Reply #1178 on: January 03, 2013, 09:13:52 am »

Goddamn buzzkill you are, Mr. Morden. Tongue
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« Reply #1179 on: January 03, 2013, 12:36:09 pm »

I'm still calling it incest for the purposes of spicing up this season. We can't take anymore of this monotonous discussion of weather and work schedules.

I remember during season 2 every day was a bombshell.
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« Reply #1180 on: January 03, 2013, 12:50:08 pm »

I've been referring to it as Wincest. Something good had to happen, and he obviously isn't taking the proper steps to find himself a significant other. That's what Andrew and I did, and we spiced our administration up. Of course, we are really in love though.
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« Reply #1181 on: January 03, 2013, 12:56:06 pm »

Of course, we are really in love though.

Hmmmmm.  Marokai wants to talk to you about Dukey Wink
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« Reply #1182 on: January 03, 2013, 01:03:35 pm »

Of course, we are really in love though.

Hmmmmm.  Marokai wants to talk to you about Dukey Wink

He can't have him. I've already asked for his hand, and he said yes.
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« Reply #1183 on: January 03, 2013, 01:23:33 pm »

Of course, we are really in love though.

Hmmmmm.  Marokai wants to talk to you about Dukey Wink

He can't have him. I've already asked for his hand, and he said yes.

You might have his hand, but Marokai Hokey Pokey has some other part of him Wink
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« Reply #1184 on: January 03, 2013, 01:28:37 pm »

He would never do that to me.
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« Reply #1185 on: January 03, 2013, 01:38:07 pm »

Its slow today, but I'm still at work.  Overtime has been canceled for this evening, but I'll be leaving work at the normal 2:30.
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« Reply #1186 on: January 03, 2013, 01:40:47 pm »

hate to break it for you, but have you seen DRJ's sig
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« Reply #1187 on: January 03, 2013, 02:04:18 pm »

hate to break it for you, but have you seen DRJ's sig

Have you seen our tweets, e-mails, and other forms of conversation back and forth? No, you haven't. We don't need to express our affection in signatures. Our love is true.
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« Reply #1188 on: January 03, 2013, 02:34:07 pm »

Its slow today, but I'm still at work.  Overtime has been canceled for this evening, but I'll be leaving work at the normal 2:30.

Now don't you wish you stayed at work last week?
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« Reply #1189 on: January 03, 2013, 02:37:20 pm »

Say "No" to "VTO"
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« Reply #1190 on: January 03, 2013, 02:39:58 pm »


Look at Dr. J's signature.
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« Reply #1191 on: January 03, 2013, 03:12:16 pm »


We need to start bipartisan compromise.  We can't get Bushie to eat healthy, so eating better tasting unhealthy food seems like the next best solution.  At least that way he can enjoy the slow death.

I'd like to start the slow death diet with that burger, my friend.  Tongue

I second that, but add in a good beer, and a cigar.

And a glass of whiskey or scotch.

I like where you are going with this.

I always like where you go with things

I'm not sure about whiskey or scotch, but I might take a little white wine.

Nonsense BushKE. White wine is for little southern sorority girls who want to get white girl wasted before going out to the bars.

We are men, and as men, we will drink whiskey and scotch either up or on the rocks.

Alright, no white wine, then I'll take some amber ale.

Listen man, you committed incest. The least you can do is have some scotch with Andrew and I. Don't get soft on me now!

Fine then.  I'll have some Dr. Pepper on the rocks!

Come on, the dark side is pretty good. You can't make Andrew and I drink all that scotch by ourselves.

I'm always down for Scotch...
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« Reply #1192 on: January 03, 2013, 03:13:02 pm »

Think I should turn up the heat a bit?  It is currently 11 degrees with a wind chill of -4.

No, if anything, at that point you could turn it down...
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« Reply #1193 on: January 03, 2013, 03:14:58 pm »

Its slow today, but I'm still at work.  Overtime has been canceled for this evening, but I'll be leaving work at the normal 2:30.

For 2 days in a row... see!

As for the incest... can you draw us a chart of the relationship?  I can never get these stupid second cousin-twice-removed crap things figured out.  Too freaking complicated.
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« Reply #1194 on: January 03, 2013, 04:35:10 pm »

I would allow Inks to drink with us if he promised not to give us any death points for posts made after our excursions.
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« Reply #1195 on: January 03, 2013, 06:16:59 pm »

I hope Bushie enjoys the eternity of hellfire he has brought upon himself.
If heaven and hell are binary and Bushie is now firmly in the latter category, he may as well live it up before facing the inevitable. Blow and hookers for everybody!!!
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« Reply #1196 on: January 03, 2013, 06:36:20 pm »

Why would one need to "turn up" or down heat. Don't you guys have automatic thermostats? Extremely standard equipment where I live.
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« Reply #1197 on: January 03, 2013, 06:36:46 pm »

As for the incest... can you draw us a chart of the relationship?  I can never get these stupid second cousin-twice-removed crap things figured out.  Too freaking complicated.

A chart is too complicated.  Here's a quick rundown of the relevant relationships (with made up names):

Bushie & Bob = third cousins (that is, they have one set of great grandparents in common…..and thus 1/128th of their DNA is the same)
Bob & Alice = married
Alice & Charles = sister/brother
Charles & Susan = married
Bushie & Susan = formerly engaged

Thus Bushie is "related" to his former fiancee Susan if you use a somewhat preposterous definition of being related.  You have to go through two marriages to get the relation.  By that definition, and by the loose relations involved here, going back three generations to include third cousins, each of us is probably related to hundreds of thousands of people alive today.

The only person in the above list who's a blood relative of Bushie is Bob (again, a name I invented since I don't know the real name), and a distant blood relative at that.
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« Reply #1198 on: January 03, 2013, 07:52:51 pm »

True, you have to go through a couple marriages to get to the relationship, but its still funny to think about.
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« Reply #1199 on: January 03, 2013, 07:55:58 pm »

Kinda funny how Bushie seemed amused and excited by the fact that he may have committed incest. I guess that sort of thing is not a big deal in Oklahoma though. 
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