The Atlasian Post.

[Goldwater]

I think the Liberals losing the Northeast Senate seat to TPP is also worth mentioning.

And by "losing" do you mean handing the seat to them a silver platter?

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

I think the Liberals losing the Northeast Senate seat to TPP is also worth mentioning.

And the TPP "losing" the Northeast gubernatorial seat, as well.

[Northeast Rep Snowball]

Yes, but we still regard Nix as one of our own, so yes, I guess we did, but we hope that he will still support the labor agenda, as the TPP has not given a common agenda

[Simfan34]

A common agenda we do have too!

[Northeast Rep Snowball]

So what is TPP's stance on minimun wage, the environment foriegn policies, education

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

So what is TPP's stance on minimun wage, the environment foriegn policies, education

Raise minimum wage to keep pace with inflation, we don't feel it is our business to meddle in environmental foreign policies, but we favor domestic ones at home, as I am the author of the Green Fund, which set aside $30 billion to allow businesses to invest and clean up their acts, and education funding must be increased at the federal level to allow more students access to loans, but our secondary schools must have a regional focus, obviously.

[Simfan34]

Shameless self-promotion

Simfan for President?
20RP12 SAYS HE'D WIN 4-WAY RACE
BETWEEN SCOTT, GRIFFIN, SIMFAN,
AND HIS OWN 'TRAINWRECK' CAMPAIGN
PROBABLE SENATOR IS PLAUSIBLE
NEXT PRESIDENT- IS IT POSSIBLE?

[Northeast Rep Snowball]

Probably senator is probable, this is your worst one yet.

Snowball for VP!

[Simfan34]

The Atlasian Post.
ALL HEADLINES, ALL BIAS, ALL TYPEFACES, ALL THE TIME

"IT'S A HORSERACE!"
SIX TO BATTLE FOR TWO SENATE SEATS
SIMFAN AND SoS EARLY LEADERS
SNOWSTALKER CLOSE BEHIND
CAN THEY KEEP THE MOMENTUM
OR WILL OTHER BREAKTHROUGH?

Controversy over executive privilege
NAPOLEON INVOKES IT IN SOIA CASE
SEVERAL SENATORS DISPLEASED
PUNDITS CLAMOUR FOR IMPEACHMENT,
BUT PRESIDENT SHOWS THAT HE WON'T BUDGE.

A third term?
Comment by pres. sparks rumours
Says he was just joking,
but mixed response prevails-
some strongly opposed, but many
are receptive to the idea.

OVEREAGER IN THE WINGS
Politicos declare hypothetical runs
SNOWBALL FOR ASSEMBLY
WOLFENTOAD FOR GOVERNOR
BUT NEITHER SEAT IS OPEN-YET
EARLY BIRDS OR TO AN EARLY DEMISE?

[Oakvale]

I enjoy this newspaper.

[Simfan34]

I am glad to hear that.

[Northeast Rep Snowball]

For the record, I have never declared officially for assembly, but have said that if you succeed in your senatorial race, I will participate in the special election following.

[Simfan34]

For the record, I have never declared officially for assembly, but have said that if you succeed in your senatorial race, I will participate in the special election following.

Noted. However you are still declaring your intent- and we'll see if it'll have an effect. I'm glad you're banking on my win.

[Northeast Rep Snowball]

Well you are doing well in polls, but I shall not vote for you, as it would look really bad.

[Simfan34]

Well you are doing well in polls, but I shall not vote for you, as it would look really bad.

Why not? No one would judge you. I could even say that in a press release.

[Northeast Rep Snowball]

I'm not sure whether I should act on idealistic policies, or treat this as a place to test what I know of Machiavellian techniques. My political positions differ enough that it would be obvious that I would be voting for my personal interest, to have a chance to get an assembly seat, then for what I view as best for the senate and nation. I might end up with you as a second preference after nix's endorsement, but past that I feel it dishonest.

[Simfan34]

Vote for me based on the issues, that's my advice.

[Chancellor Tanterterg]

I enjoy this newspaper.

Despite the bias, it is usually an enjoyable read

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Great newspaper!

[Simfan34]

The Atlasian Post.
ALL HEADLINES, ALL BIAS, ALL TYPEFACES, ALL THE TIME

NAPOLEON VS. THE SENATE.
THREE STRIKE VETOS HAS HOUSE UP IN ARMS
MEMBERS CITE INTRANSIGENCE,
INACTION, SPITE, AND
HAUGHTINESS. HOWEVER THE
PRESIDENT STICKS BY HIS WORDS.
WORST CRISIS SINCE TWEEDIST COUP
ATTEMPT, ANALYSTS SAY.

Vice President Wolfentoad!?
NATHAN SAID TO BE IN HOT WATER
PRESIDENT MULLING FRESH
REPLACEMENT OVER VETO BREAK.
SENATE INSIDERS SAY IT'S A
MOVE TO DETER IMPEACHMENT.

All in a day's work?
SEMANTIC DEBATE GRIPS NYMAN
PRESIDENT VETOES ABORTION ACT
DESPITE SEVEN DAY LIMIT.
CLAIMS THAT IT WAS ON THE SEVENTH DAY
SENATORS CLAIM SEVEN DAYS HAD ELAPSED.
NATION'S COMEDIANS SURE
TO MAKE CREATION JOKES.

¿A two week tour?
PRESIDENT ANNOUNCES LEAVE
WHILE GOVERNMENT IS IN DISARRAY
AND SLEW OF VETOES ARE UNLEASHED.
IS THE PRESIDENT DELIBERATELY
TRYING TO DESTABLISE THE REPUBLIC!!?

Oyez, Oyez!
Pacific gets a legislature
Small start with four members.
Major victory of Governor Spamage
and Programme of Reform.

Poirot headed for a win.
NARROW BUT CLEAR VICTORY
POSED TO BEAT SIR NICK AND SNOWBALL.
SIR NICK ALL BUT DROPS OUT OF THE RACE
BEFORE VOTING EVEN STARTS.

ATLASIA'S NEWEST HERO
LATE GOVENROR JOHN ENGLE
SENATE TO MREORAILASE
MAN OFWHO GAVE PEOPLE FO IWA AND NATIONS
FOOD. AND  WORDS.

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

I'm surprised no one's made a "no vetoes after the third trimester" joke, yet.

[Simfan34]

The Atlasian Post.
ALL HEADLINES, ALL BIAS, ALL TYPEFACES, ALL THE TIME

BAD FAITH
CATHCON CALLS WINFIELD "ELITIST ASSHOLE"
PRIVATE COMMENT INDICATOR
OF RISING TENSIONS IN RACE.
WEEKLY NEWS AND CMPA. IN
CAHOOTS TO DEFAME FMR. GOV.
MAJOR FED. AND TPP FIGURES
COME TO HIS DEFENCE.

Labor's overreach?
PARTY TARGETS PPT YANKEE
Rumours say they'd like to replace him.
Angry response from many senators over,
"uppity" and "presumptious" attitude.
Has Labor's lack of deference to tradition gone too far?

Gubernatorial governance.
Scott facing uncontested reelection.
Tmthforu to be challenged- this time from the left
Wolfentoad looking vulnerable.

THE RETURN OF CULTURAL MARXISM
Al declares his bid for the White (Red?) House
GAINS VAST BIPARTISAN SUPPORT.
MEMBERS OF ALL PARTIES JOIN
AS CMPA IGNORES CENSUS REQS.
EVEN AS THIS PAPER DOES NOT ACTUALLY
KNOW WHAT CULTURAL MARXISM IS, WE DO
KNOW WE DON'T LIKE AL AS A PERSON.

[Simfan34]

The Atlasian Post.
ALL HEADLINES, ALL BIAS, ALL TYPEFACES, ALL THE TIME

CONSPIRACIES AFOOT!
Prominent Federalist and Liberal Politicians Engaged in Secret Talks
WHAT ARE THEY SCHEMING?
IS LIB-FED UNION AT HAND?
WHAT WILL LABOUR DO?

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

As the Post has failed to cease all attacks on the Grand Duchy of Equestria, we must resort to violence.

[Poirot]

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They can't really merge, that would make two big parties and I think people didn't like it when there were two big parties in the game.