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[opebo]

Vapid idiot

This, but in addition, a degenerate attention seeker. A rather unfortunate example of the consequences of drug use.

What the heck is wrong with you people?  Neither of those posts meets the standard of being the least bit funny.

[© tweed]

I'm ashamed to admit that I don't recall the name.  Can someone give me a clue as to he was?

NY Congressman. Liberal but pro-gun.

[Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Bodies for Biden]

On George Takei:

He posts some very funny stuff on Facebook, played a great main character on the original Star Trek, and is a very logical proponent of the LGBT community.  I don't really listen to many people from that community, but he is the one I like and respect the most.

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

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Still a better person than Dom Imus.

[traininthedistance]

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Very important Marxist intellectual and still influential in some circles (particularly literary criticism). Kołakowski thought he was a gutless coward.

[Kitteh]

Vapid idiot

This, but in addition, a degenerate attention seeker. A rather unfortunate example of the consequences of drug use.

What the heck is wrong with you people?  Neither of those posts meets the standard of being the least bit funny.

I posted it here because it was idiotic but in a little more ridiculous way than deserved to go in the deluge.

[opebo]

Vapid idiot

This, but in addition, a degenerate attention seeker. A rather unfortunate example of the consequences of drug use.

What the heck is wrong with you people?  Neither of those posts meets the standard of being the least bit funny.

I posted it here because it was idiotic but in a little more ridiculous way than deserved to go in the deluge.

Oh well that's ok then.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

Yeah, I can imagine you saying that while we're watching the movie. And I look at you with one eyebrow raised and say, "Dude, it's just a Disney cartoon, relax." Then we bump hands reaching into the popcorn and you flip out because you put yours in first so I don't have a right to any of the popcorn. And later you'll draw a comparison with how the Genie is clearly a metaphor for the welfare state. And I'll sarcastically ask you what that makes Iago, and you fumble around for a second before saying he's "the media or something.. maybe the teacher's union!" At that point I go into the kitchen to slam back a couple of Advil because of the pounding headache you've given me. And God help us when you hear that line in one of the first few songs: "I steal only what I can't afford - and that's everything." No. No, I would not watch Aladdin with you.

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

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Go home Hitler, you're drunk.

[BM]

Meanwhile, the former senate majority leader and the deputy MNGOP chair had their affair exposed, and the latter has lost most everything and recently was in a pretty serious car accident.

Wonderful news!

I think it's been established that BeccaM is an HP.

What? Why?

[opebo]

Meanwhile, the former senate majority leader and the deputy MNGOP chair had their affair exposed, and the latter has lost most everything and recently was in a pretty serious car accident.

Wonderful news!

I think it's been established that BeccaM is an HP.

What? Why?

Just more of that moderate hero false equivalency bull we get around here.

[Kitteh]

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You two are so cute together.

[Kitteh]

dinner at buffalo wild wings.  seems like the latest diet didnt last long.

Worst part he probably didn't even get wings.  He probably ordered a Bacon Cheeseburger.

I can't imagine eating so blandly.

How'd you guess?  That's exactly what I had.  I did have Coke Zero.

I know you will ignore this as, despite your protestations and your unconvincing attempts at JAQing off, your prime purpose is for attention. I suppose you think this enlightens your day and amuses you. Well, it doesn't, it only confirms that you are the most pathetic human being that I ever encountered in any setting, ever. Indeed your patheticness is of such magnitude that it goes beyond the conceivable. It doesn't just go up to 11, but up to 12, 13 and blasting towards infinity. Reading your posts, which I don't try to do often, literally makes me lose the will to live and is perhaps the best argument against liberalism I have ever encountered; as it is clear that we are all not equal and certainly not virtuous.

You do realize that you should have banned ages ago? And only the, ehhmm, 'lax' modding of the place has prevented this. So all I can say now, is GO, for the love of God, GO. GO. GO. GO. GO. And stop making your life into a freak show so that the attention you so cravenly whore after is acknowledged because it 'amuses' some people here. So let me repeat. GO. GO. GO. GO NOW. GO. GO.

Well that's my vent for the day.

[King]

I do like the term "JAQing off."

[Oakvale]

Realistically, 13 is about right. That's the age I got into politics,

And it's been quite a year for you, hasn't it?

[Napoleon]

20. I have no idea when I first "knew," but I do recall really wanting to wrestle with Hulk Hogan in the 1980s.

sorry i just couldnt resist

[Donerail]

Heard about this on Alex Jones today.

Bohemian Grove Hooting Owl. FEMA death camps. Military sponsored executions of Christians. Porky pig bananarama ding dongs. Prescriptions necessary.

Birthday party, cheesecake, jellybean, boom

[Oakvale]

And furthermore the term "Real American" sounds hardly intellectual.

[courts]

We all make mistakes.

[Leftbehind]

Whoever stood the best chance of defeating the sociopaths. Mike Harris is a horrible human being and he should be cooked in an oven.

[Oakvale]

opebo, obviously (not a moron)

Not wanting to sound pretentious, but taking into account my academic record, you would be wise not to insinuate that I am a moron.

Perfect.

Well you have to give the poor hifly the benefit of the doubt - presumably he doesn't understand English very well, being from Germany.

Actually to get into Oxford University you do need to speak fluent English I believe.

[opebo]

opebo, obviously (not a moron)

Not wanting to sound pretentious, but taking into account my academic record, you would be wise not to insinuate that I am a moron.

Perfect.

Well you have to give the poor hifly the benefit of the doubt - presumably he doesn't understand English very well, being from Germany.

Actually to get into Oxford University you do need to speak fluent English I believe.

He is quite ridiculous.

[opebo]

Allison realizes he really does love her after all and jumps into his arms jumps to him, thus slamming the physical manifestation of her history of culinary overindulgence against his own with enough force to cause at least one prolapsed anus.

You're welcome.

(we don't get nearly enough prolapsed anus jokes on here)

[Sopranos Republican]

Denton, Texas because it's just about 35 miles from the greatest state in the Union - Oklahoma!

[courts]

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