New Lawsuit: Andrew Berger vs. Chief of Staff Richard M. Nixon
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« on: February 05, 2005, 02:16:08 PM »
On the date of January 9th 2005, The Chief of Staff Richard M. Nixon stole a doughnut for me. I demand $5.00 in damages and larceny charges against the defendant. I believe this in some way violates the constitution so I want the supreme court to deal with it.




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« Reply #1 on: February 05, 2005, 02:18:24 PM »
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« Reply #2 on: February 05, 2005, 02:51:15 PM »
If you'll take this to a lower court, you can...
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« Reply #3 on: February 05, 2005, 02:59:16 PM »

Like a TV Court Show!

THE POSTER'S COURT w/ JUDGE KING!
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« Reply #4 on: February 05, 2005, 07:13:34 PM »
Dear Mr. Berger,

It is the opinion of the court that Mr. Nixon (the plaintiff) owes you damages in the amount of $1.16.

Sincerely,

The Honorable Lazlo Toth
Inferior Court Judge
Inferior Court of Arthur County, Nebraska
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« Reply #5 on: February 05, 2005, 07:32:09 PM »
Begging the Court's pardon, but Mr Berger is the plaintiff.
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« Reply #6 on: February 05, 2005, 07:45:28 PM »
Quote from: Peter Bell on February 05, 2005, 07:32:09 PM
Begging the Court's pardon, but Mr Berger is the plaintiff.

Dear Governor Bell,

As Inferior Court Judge of the Inferior Court of Arthur County, Nebraska, let me tell you that I do not have time for such trivial matters in my busy schedule.

Sincerely,

The Honorable Lazlo Toth
KFC Shift #4 Assistant Team Lead and Inferior Court Judge
Inferior Court of Arthur County, Nebraska and Arthur KFC of Arthur, Nebraska
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« Reply #7 on: February 06, 2005, 10:55:58 AM »
Governor Bell, the Inferior Court of Arthur County, Nebraska, also finds you guilty of wasting the court's time. Therefore we sentence you to lifetime solitary confinement without possibility of parole.
Sincerely,
The Honorable Elvis A.P. McCoy
Courthouse Janitor,
Inferior Court of Arthur County, Nebraska
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