State a piece of "Breaking News" that will win the election for a candidate
       |           

Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?
April 30, 2024, 04:45:51 PM
News: Election Simulator 2.0 Released. Senate/Gubernatorial maps, proportional electoral votes, and more - Read more

  Talk Elections
  Election Archive
  Election Archive
  2012 Elections
  State a piece of "Breaking News" that will win the election for a candidate		 « previous next »
Pages: [1]
Author Topic: State a piece of "Breaking News" that will win the election for a candidate  (Read 1654 times)
Joe Biden is your president. Deal with it.
diskymike44
Sr. Member
****
Posts: 2,833


Show only this user's posts in this thread
« on: August 29, 2012, 02:58:01 AM »
BREAKING NEWS: President Barack Obama invokes the 1997 Film Air Force One and foils hijackers.


Logged
Middle-aged Europe
Old Europe
Atlas Icon
*****
Posts: 17,224
Ukraine


Show only this user's posts in this thread
« Reply #1 on: August 29, 2012, 03:03:30 AM »
"Scientists and religious leaders around the world agree: Mormonism is the one true religion. - Pope Benedict, Billy Graham, and the Dalai Lama convert."
Logged
Landslide Lyndon
px75
Atlas Star
*****
Posts: 26,867
Greece


Show only this user's posts in this thread
« Reply #2 on: August 29, 2012, 03:18:34 AM »
"Fred Phelps endorses Republican platform, praises Romney for bullying gays at high school".
Logged
King
intermoderate
Atlas Star
*****
Posts: 29,356
United States


Show only this user's posts in this thread
« Reply #3 on: August 29, 2012, 09:22:19 AM »
Breaking News: Candidate eclipses 270 electoral votes.
Logged
H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY
Alfred F. Jones
Atlas Icon
*****
Posts: 15,129
United States


Show only this user's posts in this thread
« Reply #4 on: August 29, 2012, 09:53:24 AM »
"And it looks like we have a projection to make folks. In an historic moment, we are projecting the District of Columbia  for Governor Romney."
Logged
John Dibble
Atlas Icon
*****
Posts: 18,732
Japan


Show only this user's posts in this thread
« Reply #5 on: August 29, 2012, 10:18:30 AM »
BREAKING NEWS: GOP cover up exposed - hospital records, birth certificate, and DNA confirm Romney born in Kenya to non-American Muslim parents. Video of Obama birth in Hawaii hospital found in LDS archives.
Logged
Lambsbread
20RP12
Atlas Superstar
*****
Posts: 38,375
United States


Political Matrix
E: -5.29, S: -7.13

Show only this user's posts in this thread
« Reply #6 on: August 29, 2012, 11:06:05 AM »
BREAKING NEWS: Obama continues doing what he's been doing for the past 4 years

This could be interpreted either way.
Logged
Ⓐnarchy in the ☭☭☭P!
ModernBourbon Democrat
Sr. Member
****
Posts: 2,310


Show only this user's posts in this thread
« Reply #7 on: August 29, 2012, 11:38:54 AM »
BREAKING NEWS: Obama eats baby on live television, pledges soul to Satan
Logged
Vosem
Atlas Icon
*****
Posts: 15,634
United States


Political Matrix
E: 8.13, S: -6.09

Show only this user's posts in this thread
« Reply #8 on: August 29, 2012, 04:08:06 PM »
Quote from: King on August 29, 2012, 09:22:19 AM
Breaking News: Candidate eclipses 270 electoral votes.

This is the only correct answer.

Quote from: A Jersey Sunset To Curb My Sadness on August 29, 2012, 11:06:05 AM
BREAKING NEWS: Obama continues doing what he's been doing for the past 4 years

False, but Vosem like.
Logged
5280
MagneticFree
Sr. Member
****
Posts: 3,404
United States


Political Matrix
E: 6.97, S: -0.70

Show only this user's posts in this thread
« Reply #9 on: August 29, 2012, 04:13:16 PM »
Breaking News: Obama decides to not run a 2nd term and goes back to Chicago before election night.
Logged
Donerail
Atlas Icon
*****
Posts: 15,329
Show only this user's posts in this thread
« Reply #10 on: August 29, 2012, 04:23:28 PM »
Breaking News: Quinnipiac, PPP, Rasmussen polling have Gov. Gary Johnson at 16% nationwide.
Logged
Maxwell
mah519
Atlas Star
*****
Posts: 28,459
Germany


Political Matrix
E: -6.45, S: -6.96

Show only this user's posts in this thread
« Reply #11 on: August 29, 2012, 05:01:09 PM »
Breaking News: The Romney machine breaks down, starts spewing out all of his opinions over the years. He becomes 1994 romney, 2006 Romney, 2008 Romney, and 2012 Romney at various points during the debate until he explodes.
Logged
MyRescueKittehRocks
JohanusCalvinusLibertas
Junior Chimp
*****
Posts: 6,763
United States


Show only this user's posts in this thread
« Reply #12 on: August 29, 2012, 11:28:44 PM »
Breaking News: Obama embraces Evangelical Conservative Christianity. Denounces Black Liberation Theology, Gay Marriage, Abortion and Obamacare. World stunned, GOP confounded the Left mind flipped
Logged
Devils30
YaBB God
*****
Posts: 4,989
United States


Political Matrix
E: -2.06, S: -4.00

Show only this user's posts in this thread
« Reply #13 on: August 29, 2012, 11:38:25 PM »
November 2, 2012: U.S. economy created 275,000 jobs in October 
       
Logged
sentinel
sirnick
YaBB God
*****
Posts: 4,733
United States


Political Matrix
E: -1.94, S: -6.61

Show only this user's posts in this thread
« Reply #14 on: August 30, 2012, 08:50:01 AM »
This is horrible but totally true (and any President really)

Breaking News: President assassinated by terrorists. Vice President takes command, pledges immediate retaliation

Breaking News: President/Vice President ticket wins 45 states in stunning reelection victory.
Logged
Ⓐnarchy in the ☭☭☭P!
ModernBourbon Democrat
Sr. Member
****
Posts: 2,310


Show only this user's posts in this thread
« Reply #15 on: August 30, 2012, 09:19:15 AM »
Quote from: sirnick on August 30, 2012, 08:50:01 AM
This is horrible but totally true (and any President really)

Breaking News: President assassinated by terrorists. Vice President takes command, pledges immediate retaliation

Breaking News: President/Vice President ticket wins 45 states in stunning reelection victory.

See: LBJ
Logged
Pages: [1]  
« previous next »
Jump to:  


Login with username, password and session length

Terms of Service - DMCA Agent and Policy - Privacy Policy and Cookies

Powered by SMF 1.1.21 | SMF © 2015, Simple Machines

Page created in 0.036 seconds with 13 queries.