Describe the likely political views of the previous hypothetical person

[President Punxsutawney Phil]

Democrat, Hillary supporter

Age: 59
Personal Income: 45,000 plus Army pension
Religion: Muslim (keeps it private due to Islamaphobia among coworkers)
Occupation: Retired Army Officer/Claims Assessor at VA Hospital
Education: High School
Race/Ethnicity: Arabic/Lebanese
Marital Status: Married, three children one grandchild
Location/Hometown: Dallas, TX

Socially conservative Obama voter who crossed over to Abbott in 2014

Age: 18
Personal Income: $9 a hour (paid university work)
Religion: Catholic
Occupation: student
Education: High School (currently in college)
Race/Ethnicity: Irish
Marital Status: Just wed
Location: Salt Lake City, UT
Hometown: Boise, ID

[100% pro-life no matter what]

Very conservative Republican

Age: 35
Occupation: Car mechanic
Income: $40,000
Education: College dropout
Location: Toledo, Ohio
Marital Status: Married with 2 kids
Religion: Christian in name only

[Thunderbird is the word]

Moderate Republican for Trump

Age: 24
Occupation: Financial Analyst
Income: $55,000
Education: BA in Finance
Location: Reno, Nevada
Marital Status: Single
Religion: Conservative Jewish
Hometown: Newtown, Massachusetts

[Figueira]

I assume you mean Newton?

Anyway, moderate Democrat, supports Clinton.

Age: 35
Occupation: Hydrologist
Income: $75,000
Education: PhD
Location: Onaka, South Dakota
Marital Status: Single
Race/Ethnicity: White (English/Irish)
Religion: Atheist
Hometown: Albuquerque, New Mexico

[Thunderbird is the word]

Staunch Democrat who sometimes votes Green

Age: 57
Occupation: Pants Inspector (moonlights as a meth dealer)
Income: 35,000 reported (300,000 unreported)
Education: BA in Ecology
Location: Cheyanne Wyoming
Marital Status: Divorced
Religion: Hindu
Race/Ethnicity: Half-German Half-Indian
Hometown: Berlin, Connecticut

[Sumner 1868]

Staunch Democrat who sometimes votes Green

Age: 57
Occupation: Pants Inspector (moonlights as a meth dealer)
Income: 35,000 reported (300,000 unreported)
Education: BA in Ecology
Location: Cheyanne Wyoming
Marital Status: Divorced
Religion: Hindu
Race/Ethnicity: Half-German Half-Indian
Hometown: Berlin, Connecticut

Sounds high-energy. Probably a Trump Republican.

Age: Disputed; claims 1968 as birth year, but others say sometime the 1950s.
Occupation: Filmmaker
Unknown: At least $6 million as of 2003
Education: Unknown
Location: Los Angeles, California/Chalmette, Louisiana
Marital status: Single
Religion: Unknown, but says people should be free to decide wether or not they are religious.
Race: White/Eastern Bloc origin
Hometown: Unknown

[Thunderbird is the word]

Some type of Leftist (though staunchly anti-communist among other ideologies)

Age: 29
Occupation: Homebrewer/Punk Promoter
Income: $15,000-$20,000
Education: High School Dropout
Marital Status: Swinger (father of several illegitimate children)
Religion: Bahai
Race/Ethicity: White/Arabic (Half Polish-Half Lebanese
Location: Detroit, Michigan

[Sumner 1868]

Left-leaning and anti-establishment but rarely votes.

Some type of Leftist (though staunchly anti-communist among other ideologies)

For the record, that person was suppose to be Tommy Wiseau.

Age: 54
Occupation: Restaurateur
Income: $75,000
Education: BA in Business
Marital status: Married, but legally separated (two children from union)
Religion: Catholic
Race Ethnicity: White/Norewigan-German
Location: Madison, Wisconsin

[Figueira]

I'll say Republican-leaning swing voter for this one.

Age: 74
Gender: Female
Occupation: Retired paraeducator
Education: BA
Marital status: divorced
Religion: Catholic
Race/Ethnicity: 1/2 Lebanese, 1/4 Irish, 1/4 German
Location: Irving, Texas

[Thunderbird is the word]

Moderate Democrat, feminist and supports Hillary

Age: 42
Gender: Male
Occupation: Autoworker
Marital Status: Divorced
Religion: Atheist
Race/Ethnicity: White/Polish
Location: Hammtrack, Michigan

[Figueira]

Not especially political, but a Democrat who supports Sanders (although more out of dislike for Clinton than anything else).

Age: 57
Gender: Female
Occupation: Restaurant owner
Marital status: married for 30 years
Religion: Methodist
Race/Ethicity: Asian (Chinese)
Location: Erie, Pennsylvania

[Thunderbird is the word]

Mostly apolitical Democrat

Age: 44
Gender: Male
Occupation: Art Dealer/Gallery Owner
Marital Status: Married, two children
Income: $75,000
Religion: Mormon (converted for marriage)
Race/Ethnicity: White/Italian
Location: Sundance, Utah
Hometown: Brooklyn, NY

[Pragmatic Conservative]

Conservative leaning Republican


Age: 38
Gender: Male
Occupation: C.P.A. (Charter Professional Accountant)
Marital Status: Married, three kids
Income: $125,000
Religion: Catholic
Race/Ethnicity: Hispanic
Location: Tampa Florida

[Thunderbird is the word]

Moderate Republican, supported Rubio but would go third party or even vote for Hillary if Trump was the nominee.

Age:  43
Gender: Male
Occupation: Traveling Tuna Fish Salseman
Income: $ 35,000-45,000
Marital Status: Divorced
Religion: Agnostic
Race/Ethnicity: White (English, French Canadian)
Location and Hometown: Bangor Maine

[100% pro-life no matter what]

Trump/Bernie swing voter

Age: 20
Gender: Male
Occupation: Student
Income: From a wealthy family, no income themselves
Race: White
Religion: Christian
Marital Status: Unmarried
Location: Attends an SEC University

[Thunderbird is the word]

College Republican, Cruz supporter

Age: 63
Gender: Male
Occupation: Radio Host/Author
Income: $150,000-200,000
Race: White (German/Italian)
Religion: Mostly Lapsed Catholic
Marital Status: Married, three children
Location: Irvine, California
Hometown: Brooklyn, NY

[100% pro-life no matter what]

Trump supporter

Age: 46
Gender: Female
Occupation: Works for a non-profit
Income: $75,000
Race: White
Marital Status: Re-married (ex-husband is very well off)
Religion: Agnostic (raised Southern Baptist)
Location: Pennsylvania (raised in North Carolina)

[Thunderbird is the word]

moderate Democrat, Hillary supporter

Age: 69
Gender: Male
Occupation: English Teacher/Retired Army Officer
Education: West Point Graduate
Income: $30-35,000
Race: White (German/Scottish)
Religion: Atheist (Raised Presbyterian)
Marital Status: Married, one daughter
Religion: Agnostic
Location: Osaka, Japan (Was stationed in Japan, married Japanese women and remained after retirement. Still votes absentee in US elections.)
Hometown: Harrisburg, PA

[James Monroe]

Moderate Democrat, Hillary supporter

Age: 53
Gender: Male
Occupation: Bridal shop owner/Weapon dealer to the cartels
Education: Oklahoma State University–Stillwater
Income: $60-75,000
Race: White (Italian/Mexican)
Religion: Lapsed Catholic
Marital Status: Married, no children
Location: Tusla Oklahoma
 

[Classic Conservative]

Trump Supporter but also likes Hillary

Gender: Transgender Male who was born female but this transition is unknown
Religion: Born Muslim and now a religious Hasidic Jew
Age: 57
Race: African American
Education: Degree in Arabic from King Saud University
Marital Status: Married to a Hasidic Woman who is barren
Location: Brooklyn, New York
Income: $25,000 and a lot of government assistance
Hometown: Selma, Alabama
Occupation: Janitor and Floor Hockey Coach at a Jewish Boys School

[Thunderbird is the word]

Democrat, Hillary supporter


Gender: Male
Religion: Shintoism
Age: 47
Race: Asian (Japanese-American)
Marital Status: Single/Swinger
Education: MBA/Film Studies Degree
Location: Tacoma, Washington
Income: $750,000
Occupation: Porn Producer and distributor

[Pragmatic Conservative]

Democrat and Clinton supporter in primary  

Gender: Female
Religion: Non-Religious
Age: 39
Race:Pacific Islander
Education: Doctorate in Medicine
Marital Status: Married, no kids
Income: $175,000
Hometown: San Jose California
Occupation: Orthopedic Surgeon  

[Thunderbird is the word]

Democrat, Hillary supporter

Gender: Male
Age: 77
Race: Latino/Hispanic
Education: Some College
Religion: Buddhist convert
Marital Status: Widowed, four children
Income: $500,000
Occupation: Retired Magazine Publisher
Hometown: Houston, TX

[President Punxsutawney Phil]

Gender: Male
Age: 41
Race: White/Black (Multiracial)
Education: Law, Duke University
Religion: Baptist
Marital Status: Widowed, no children
Income: $175,000
Occupation: Lawyer, businessman
Hometown: Topsail, NC

[100% pro-life no matter what]

Probably a Hillary supporter who wouldn't vote for Sanders in November

Gender: Male
Age: 68
Race: White
Education: MBA
Religion: Catholic
Marital Status: Married, 5 children
Income: Retired, made a lot of money during career
Occupation: Retired Wall Street Businessman
Location: Jacksonville, Florida (rural PA summer lake house)