2/3 of Americans think Obama would handle alien invasion better than Romney

[Tender Branson]

No joke:

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[Franzl]

Well that's calming to hear.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

"We shall fight this evil alien invasion till our last breath!"

"I believe we can peacefully coexist with aliens"

"I formally surrender to our new superior masters"

"Wait, I changed my mind"


President Romney evolving on alien issue.

[Eraserhead]

People would call the Hulk to deal with the invasion over the goddamn Batman? What is this foolishness!

[BritishDixie]

"We shall fight this evil alien invasion till our last breath!"

"I believe we can peacefully coexist with aliens"

"I formally surrender to our new superior masters"

"Wait, I changed my mind"


President Romney evolving on alien issue. President Obama's defence strategy

[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

Of course they do. All the action-movie presidents are minorities.

[Lincoln Republican]

What else would you expect?

2/3 of the whackos who actually believe in aliens are Dems.

[Ebowed]

2/3 of the whackos who actually believe in aliens are Dems.

Surely this is just as inappropriate as attacking someone's sincerely held religious beliefs.

[Lincoln Republican]

Only if you believe little green men with big heads and small bodies are going to invade the earth and shoot everyone with cosmic rays.

[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

Only if you believe little green men with big heads and small bodies are going to invade the earth and shoot everyone with cosmic rays.

How do you know they won't?

[Ebowed]

Only if you believe little green men with big heads and small bodies are going to invade the earth and shoot everyone with cosmic rays.

I don't happen to subscribe to that theory, but don't you believe in an invisible man who watches everything we do?

[Lief 🗽]

As a Mormon, Romney would likely welcome the alien invaders with open arms.

[Nutmeg]

President Romney evolving on alien issue. President Obama's defence strategy

That's what Osama bin Laden said. Oh wait.

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

Only if you believe little green men with big heads and small bodies are going to invade the earth and shoot everyone with cosmic rays.

What basis, exactly, is there for not entertaining the possibility that life exists elsewhere in the universe? I think you have an awfully dated conception of what serious people mean when they discuss alien life.

[Nutmeg]

Only if you believe little green men with big heads and small bodies are going to invade the earth and shoot everyone with cosmic rays.

What basis, exactly, is there for not entertaining the possibility that life exists elsewhere in the universe? I think you have an awfully dated conception of what serious people mean when they discuss alien life.

Such a statement is consistent with the antiquated Romney/Mr. Burns worldview.

[Middle-aged Europe]

Given the ultimate fates of Bin Laden and Gadaffi the numbers for Obama kind of make sense in a way.   Defense and military matters aren't really a main weakness of Obama, while Romney isn't exactly known for having much experience in that field.

[Zioneer]

As a Mormon, Romney would likely welcome the alien invaders with open arms.

That's not really funny or accurate at all. It doesn't even make sense; maybe if Romney was a Scientologist, but it doesn't work that way with Mormons.