Tourist: Visit St. Pete-Clearwater video.
Song: Apparently we have an official song.
Satire: Probably something about "God's Waiting Room" and how
these people are the average residents.
Misc: Some random Tea Party fellow from the Redneck Riviera is shouting at a local State Rep. about how they're going to come down here and recall him because he likes sustainability and thus the UN will come in and overrule the Constitution and tell us how to raise our children, and he should move to another country and/or NYC because "the Tea Party will fire your butt".