pure dick-waving thread, but I have to

[This user has not been convicted of 34 felonies]

I'm intensely disturbed by this thread.

'Man up', as they say.

To be fair, if I were a 13-year-old (or whatever) and I was constantly surrounded by teenaged girls, I would find the idea of going out of one's way to have sex with a woman nearly half a century old "intensely disturbing" as well.

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[opebo]

To be fair, if I were a 13-year-old (or whatever) and I was constantly surrounded by teenaged girls, I would find the idea of going out of one's way to have sex with a woman nearly half a century old "intensely disturbing" as well.

Well, to be fair, I should be so surrounded as well, but alas, not.

[Eraserhead]

I'm intensely disturbed by this thread.

'Man up', as they say.

To be fair, if I were a 13-year-old (or whatever) and I was constantly surrounded by teenaged girls, I would find the idea of going out of one's way to have sex with a woman nearly half a century old "intensely disturbing" as well.

Lief, a big part of the appeal is that you really don't have to go out of your way for them, as opposed to women in our age group.

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

MILFS!

[© tweed]

I'm intensely disturbed by this thread.

'Man up', as they say.

To be fair, if I were a 13-year-old (or whatever) and I was constantly surrounded by teenaged girls, I would find the idea of going out of one's way to have sex with a woman nearly half a century old "intensely disturbing" as well.

Lief, a big part of the appeal is that you really don't have to go out of your way for them, as opposed to women in our age group.

precisely -- she was genuinely happy to have me, even paying for my meals ("at least I have a real income!"), let alone my paying for hers.

[opebo]

Lief, a big part of the appeal is that you really don't have to go out of your way for them, as opposed to women in our age group.

precisely -- she was genuinely happy to have me, even paying for my meals ("at least I have a real income!"), let alone my paying for hers.

Guys, when I was your age (and up until about 32-33, at which point I left the Bad Place), I always had girlfriends without paying for anything.  I don't know what kind of social set you run in, but when I was young we generally 'went Dutch' on everything, and on the rare occasion I had any encounters with girls who expected me to pay for dinner, etc., I never pursued it.  I think such an unpleasant encounter happened to me maybe once in my life.

I don't really get how these women still manage to get guys to pay for them.

As for my current situation, I'm happy to pay because - once your done with what you want, they're gone.  Its nice and well worth not having to listen and pretend to be interested and all that garbage.  I do sometimes hire 'milfs' here - and I quite honestly think of them as 'older women', though they're usually just near to my own age (say 35-45), or pick them up as 'giks' (free sex.. this is a rarity I'll admit).

[Gustaf]

Lief, a big part of the appeal is that you really don't have to go out of your way for them, as opposed to women in our age group.

precisely -- she was genuinely happy to have me, even paying for my meals ("at least I have a real income!"), let alone my paying for hers.

Guys, when I was your age (and up until about 32-33, at which point I left the Bad Place), I always had girlfriends without paying for anything.  I don't know what kind of social set you run in, but when I was young we generally 'went Dutch' on everything, and on the rare occasion I had any encounters with girls who expected me to pay for dinner, etc., I never pursued it.  I think such an unpleasant encounter happened to me maybe once in my life.

I don't really get how these women still manage to get guys to pay for them.

As for my current situation, I'm happy to pay because - once your done with what you want, they're gone.  Its nice and well worth not having to listen and pretend to be interested and all that garbage.  I do sometimes hire 'milfs' here - and I quite honestly think of them as 'older women', though they're usually just near to my own age (say 35-45), or pick them up as 'giks' (free sex.. this is a rarity I'll admit).

Yeah, I never pay for girls either. Never really saw the point in that, to be honest.

Opebo seems to be adhering to the old saying - you dont pay prostitutes for the sex, you pay them for leaving.

[opebo]

Opebo seems to be adhering to the old saying - you dont pay prostitutes for the sex, you pay them for leaving.

Well, that and having the easy option of a very cute 20 year old rather than the 30-40-ish types I would probably get through persuasion at my age.

[Gustaf]

I've never broken the half plus 7 rule in either direction, though I've been frighteningly close to the lower end recently. It should also be pointed out that it is not BRTD's rule, it's been in XKCD (I'm not sure if it's originally from there either though).

[Eraserhead]

Hey Tweed, was she married?

[Boris]

Where would one even come across a cougar on a college campus? I never see any at any parties obviously, and almost never at the bars. Hooking up with one would entail greater luck than hooking up with a 20 year old [10].

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Where would one even come across a cougar on a college campus? I never see any at any parties obviously, and almost never at the bars. Hooking up with one would entail greater luck than hooking up with a 20 year old [10].

College towns obviously aren't the best places to look for them, but imagine you're a hot 40something woman who wants to pick up some younger guys, where would you go looking for them? Of course the ratio of said women to guys in college towns is no doubt greater than 1000:1.

[Gustaf]

A friend of mine had a threesome that included a Sorbonne professor. So that's a possible direction on a college campus.

[© tweed]

Hey Tweed, was she married?

no, divorced

Where would one even come across a cougar on a college campus? I never see any at any parties obviously, and almost never at the bars. Hooking up with one would entail greater luck than hooking up with a 20 year old [10].

I met her online and went to Philadelphia to see her (and two other friends at college, since I was there)

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Hey Tweed, was she married?

no, divorced

Good. Facilitating adultery is kind of where I draw the line on this stuff.

[opebo]

A friend of mine had a threesome that included a Sorbonne professor. So that's a possible direction on a college campus.

Did she give him a 'sorbonne'?

[Gustaf]

A friend of mine had a threesome that included a Sorbonne professor. So that's a possible direction on a college campus.

Did she give him a 'sorbonne'?

Shouldn't it be "Did she give him 'sorbonne'?" Or am I misunderstanding the slang here?

[© tweed]

A friend of mine had a threesome that included a Sorbonne professor. So that's a possible direction on a college campus.

Did she give him a 'sorbonne'?

Shouldn't it be "Did she give him 'sorbonne'?" Or am I misunderstanding the slang here?

I read it as 'a sore bone', as in penis.

[CLARENCE 2015!]

A friend of mine had a threesome that included a Sorbonne professor. So that's a possible direction on a college campus.

Did she give him a 'sorbonne'?

Shouldn't it be "Did she give him 'sorbonne'?" Or am I misunderstanding the slang here?

I read it as 'a sore bone', as in penis.

Erections shouldn't last more then 4 hours Tweed... if a "sore bone" is an issue you might want to call 911