Local Office of IDS Emperor Scott - Salisbury, NC (Back in Business)

[Goldwater]

R.I.P. Simfan.

[Sopranos Republican]

R.I.P. Simfan.

Yes, rest in peace, Sims

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Goodnight, pretentious prince.

[Lincoln Republican]

I shall miss my good friend Simfan, truly one of the most interesting, intelligent and informed members ever to grace this forum.

Hopefully, he will be allowed to return at some time in the future. 

[sentinel]

So why did he get banned?

[Northeast Rep Snowball]

He had socks

[bore]

And not the clothing kind.

[Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Bodies for Biden]

In the aftermath of Simfan's banning, I'm beginning to worry about you, Scott. From my wiki page:

[Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Bodies for Biden]

Mondale succeeded me, he's gone; Simfan succeeded me, he's gone; you succeeded me, and now...

[Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Bodies for Biden]

The following will be on tomorrow's ballot:

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[fezzyfestoon]

I didn't follow the capital move very closely, so I don't know exactly what the oppositions were mainly based on. Soooo I'd like to bring up the idea of Springfield, MA being considered. It's not doing very well and is a centrally located city, especially with regards to population. Just throwing the idea out there to see what people opposed to Buffalo think. And here seemed to be a good place to start that conversation, considering our good Governor's commitment to enhancing the economies of our struggling cities.

[Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Bodies for Biden]

I am pleased to announce that my plan to reform the Northeast education system has been officially proposed and will reach the floor of the Northeast Assembly soon.  The conversation must begin now.  I strongly encourage all Northeast citizens to voice their opinions now so that we can work to achieve the essential goal of reforming and modernizing our education system.

[Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Bodies for Biden]

I am proud to announce that education reform has been signed into law!

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SECTION 7. SCHOOL ENVIRONMENT

1.   All schools below college shall be required to be open to students for at least 190 days per year for at least eight hours a day, for no more than thirteen years, with the exception of grade retentions.  Two hours each day must be reserved to study hall periods and recess, which shall be required in all schools.

2.   All students will be entitled to health care (including mental health) and daily lunch.  If a student is of an income level below $25,000, their lunches shall be at no cost.

3.   All classes must have 20 or fewer students to create an optimal learning environment, save for Physical Education and Study Halls. If this is not possible in a school, it must make an effort to hire new teachers until there are enough for the maximum class size to be 20 students.

SECTION 8. NORTHEAST MATRICULATION EXAM

The annual standardized test, which shall be the only government-prescribed test in the Northeast Region, shall be named the Northeast Matriculation Exam (or the NME), and will be assigned to all high school students in the middle of their senior years.  Questions in this test (which must pertain to: math, science, English, and social studies) will be determined by the Department of Education.

SECTION 9. FUNDING

All necessary funding for this bill shall come from the School aid fund of each budget.  An additional $20.5 billion from the surplus of the March-July Northeast Budget FY2013 will be used for implementation of these policies.

SECTION 10. IMPLEMENTATION

This law shall go into effect at the start of the 2014 school year.

Statement: It is a great honor for me today to sign this bill.  This legislation has been in the making for a long time, and it is one of the most important education bills in decades.  This is the first piece of comprehensive legislation aimed at improving the education of students by reforming our system so that it is not "one size fits all," not "competition over equality," but equal opportunity for all.  It ends standardized testing as we know it, it ends "drill, kill, bubble, fill," and it instills accountability and trust in those we depend on every day: teachers.  This bill will not be the last piece of education reform we will ever see, but it is a step in the right direction.  Many have had a role in this process, and I would especially like to thank Lieutenant Governor and Speaker Spenstar, Representative Snowball, Representative Sirnick, and Senator Napoleon for making this moment possible.


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[Sopranos Republican]

Excellent!

[Blackacre]

Congratulations!

[Donerail]

Good to see education reform being passed. Congratulations.

[Blackacre]

I hope this is just the beginning of what we can do in the Northeast.

[Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Bodies for Biden]

Chief Judicial Officer Dallasfan's term expires this Saturday.  Therefore, it is time that I initiated the process of selecting a new CJO.  Dallasfan has told me privately that he will step down if someone else is interested in taking the position, so I would like to give other people the opportunity to step up to the plate.  If you are interested, let me know what you would do if you are selected to the position.  If no one expresses interest by the end of this weekend, I will appoint Dallasfan to another six-month term.  Please review our Constitution to understand the powers of the Judiciary.

Thank you.

[Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Bodies for Biden]

A voting booth for the recall of Representative Spenstar3D will open tonight.

[Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Bodies for Biden]

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[Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Bodies for Biden]

As most of you know, Lieutenant Governor and Representative Spenstar (Liberal-NY) is currently on track to be recalled this evening.  Right now, I would like to begin the process of selecting an interim Representative if the results hold.  As before, my priority is to appoint someone of the same party or similar ideology of Spenstar.  Therefore, I would prefer to appoint either a Liberal or a Laborite for the week before the special election.

If you are a Liberal or a Laborite and are interested in serving in the Assembly for one week, please let me know ASAP, and you will be considered.  I would like to make my decision by tomorrow, but earlier if possible.

[Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Bodies for Biden]

Executive Order #19

I hereby appoint Kalwejt to the Northeast Assembly.  He may take office immediately.

A special election is ordered to fill the vacancy created by Representative Spenstar from March 29th to March 31st.

[Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Bodies for Biden]

BRIEF NOTICE ON MY ABSENSE

I am typing this from my school computer, so I need to write this fast.

A lot of you have probably noticed I have been away for a while.  I assure you, I am not quitting this game.  My home computer is dealing with a very nasty virus, so I have not been able to work on Atlasia-related things lately.  Rest assured, I will get to the Assembly bills ASAP and start the special election when I get the chance to - hopefully by this Friday.

I apologize for this sudden absense, but I thought I'd let you all know where I'm at right now.

See you later.

[Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Bodies for Biden]

Also, I see I will have to appoint a new interim Representative and hold another special election.

Please, please bear with me.

[Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Bodies for Biden]

Thanks, Nix.  Everything looks okay for now.

And FTR, I would have posted a leave of absence if that were the case, but you never expect these things to happen, of course.