Who would win a bar fight...

[CLARENCE 2015!]

Putin- he would defeat any other world leader I think except maybe Netanyahu

Netanyahu vs Ahmadinejad

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

Ahmadinejad looks slightly in better shape, so him.

John Maynard Keynes vs. Murray Rothbard

[Lambsbread]

Murray Rothbard.

Betty White vs. Jack Black

[Free Palestine]

Betty White could beat that midget any day.

Alice Glass vs Kim Kardashian

[Niemeyerite]

That'd be epic. Alice Glass.

Dilma Rouseff or Angela Merkel

[CLARENCE 2015!]

Merkel seems tough- Rosie O'Donnell type

Rick Santorum, Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich- 3 way bar brawl...with a description of events

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

Rick Santorum pulls down his pants, showering the others (and his own ass) with santorum. Mitt Romney, furious, reaches into Santorum's asshole and pulls out his intestines, inside out. As bile, partially digested food, and intestinal bacteria spray across the bar, Romney uses the intestines to swing Santorum around like a lasso and bludgeoning Newt. Eventually, the blunt trauma leads Santorum to die of internal bleeding. Newt now fights back. From the bar counter, he leaps down, pinning Mitt down with his weight. As a natural reflex, Romney empties his bowels, soiling his magic underwear. Newt, turning on "Eye of the Tiger" on the radio, rips Santorum's corpse open and proceeds to stab Mitt to death with Santorum's ribs. The talent agent sits in shock for several minutes, then asks the blood and santorum-covered Gingrich what that act was called. Newt smiles, and shouts,

"The Aristocrats!"

Mr. T vs. Lauren Faust.

[Tender Branson]

Faust kicks Mr. T in his balls - Faust wins

Chris Christie vs. Michael Schumacher

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

Christie would crush him.

Allen West or Barack Obama.

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

West, since he's been in the army.

Bob Casey, Jr. vs. Mr. Clean vs. Michael Jordan

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

The ambiguously gay Mr. Clean wins.

William Howard Taft vs. James Madison

[Niemeyerite]

James Madison, probably

José Luis Rodriguez Zapatero vs Mariano Rajoy

[Free Palestine]

Mariano Rajoy, I have no idea who these people are.

Twilight Sparkle vs BRTD

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

BRTD has mosh pit experience, but Twilight can just hold him down with magic, so she wins.

Chuck Testa vs. Callista Stepford Gingrich

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Chuck Testa.

Jim Morrison vs. Kurt Cobain

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

Cobain.

Ayn Rand vs. Karl Marx

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

Marx would choke her with his beard.

Fluttershy vs. Bruce Lee

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

Pretty sure Lee would forfeit rather than beat up on a socially awkward horse.

Tom Harkin or Patrick Leahy?

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

Harkin.

Keystone Phil vs. Winfield

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Keystone kicks Winfield's ass. I can't imagine a New England aristocrat winning anything outside of some polo or fox hunting tournament.

Harrison Ford vs. Tommy Lee Jones

[CLARENCE 2015!]

Harrison Ford quick and easy

ZuWo vs Polnut

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

I can't imagine a New England aristocrat winning anything outside of some polo or fox hunting tournament.

-_-

Harrison Ford quick and easy

ZuWo vs Polnut

Polnut.


Josef Stalin vs. Adolf Hitler

[Lambsbread]

Stalin. Hitler was a freaking midget.

Helen Keller or Terri Schiavo?

[Pingvin]

Stalin. Hitler was a freaking midget.

Helen Keller or Terri Schiavo?

Keller
2x2 - Ann Coulter/Pat Buchanan vs Putin/Medvedev

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

"In Soviet Russia, President assassinate you!"

Muscle man, tiger killing with bare hands Vlad Putin delivers the smackdown.

The female singer from Jefferson Airplane vs. Lady Gaga