Official Naso's Girlfriend Discussion Thread

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

she's nice looking, Naso

[Simfan34]

Dont date anyone. Girls will just rip your heart out. Just f**k bitches and get money, man. It's the only way. Otherwise you'll be weak minded!

And so the chauvinist wall continues to rise. Nao apoio.

[Mechaman]

A) This thread has only re-affirmed Mechaman's status as one of our best members by far.

Hey man, I had help:


To paraphrase Mike Myers: If it's not Irish, it's crap! (referring to Whiskey here, not alcohol in general.  To be fair Belgian brews are my favorite in soft alcohol)

and this:



I had a few left over after my period.

The Enlightened will get that one.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

Seriously you know nothing when you're fifteen.

This is good advice.

[Oakvale]

I had a few left over after my period.

The Enlightened will get that one.

My girlfriends drinks it when she's on her period. What is it, your period?

*gets glass smashed in face by Boston gangster*

[Lief 🗽]

I'm sorry... is Mechaman mixing whiskey with cranberry juice??!

Also if Naso is really hitting that then I have only one gif-based repsonse:

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

I'm sorry... is Mechaman mixing whiskey with cranberry juice??!

If so, that's infraction worthy.  The only thing you should mix whiskey with is Diet Coke.  Although I prefer it just straight whiskey.

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

The only thing you should mix whiskey with is Diet Coke.

Lies.

Eggnog.

[CLARENCE 2015!]

Ginger ale

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

The only thing you should mix whiskey with is Diet Coke.

Lies.

Eggnog.

Is that what's in alcoholic Eggnog?  I've never known what they use.  If that's the case, then I'll agree with that too.

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

The only thing you should mix whiskey with is Diet Coke.

Lies.

Eggnog.

Is that what's in alcoholic Eggnog?  I've never known what they use.  If that's the case, then I'll agree with that too.

I'm not sure about commercial alcoholic eggnog, but it's what I mix into normal eggnog on New Year's Eve sometimes.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

My big complaint wasn't really that Naso was getting the bush wet.  Not at all.  I believe any man, no matter his political beliefs, should get his dick wet.

AMEN

[King]

The only thing you should mix whiskey with is Diet Coke.

Lies.

Eggnog.

Lemon juice and honey.

[Fuzzybigfoot]

I had a few left over after my period.

The Enlightened will get that one.

My girlfriends drinks it when she's on her period. What is it, your period?

*gets glass smashed in face by Boston gangster*

I The Departed. 

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

35% believe pre-marital sex is a sin.

35%?  and people attempt to claim the US is still majority Christian?!

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

35% believe pre-marital sex is a sin.

35%?  and people attempt to claim the US is still majority Christian?!

Yeah, 76%. That isn't to the best of my knowledge part of most of the creeds or other such litmus tests as to whether or not somebody is a Christian. (Although it's certainly not great sacramental theology at all.)

[Reaganfan]

Snapped a few pictures before we went out to lunch today. These are for those people who find my posts to be misguided or falsified.

[Insula Dei]

Uhm, that's not the same girl?

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

35%?  and people attempt to claim the US is still majority Christian?!

Yeah, 76%. That isn't to the best of my knowledge part of most of the creeds or other such litmus tests as to whether or not somebody is a Christian. (Although it's certainly not great sacramental theology at all.)

 

well, I'm sure murder isn't stated in most creeds either.  (BTW, I'm not a creed-based Christian)

so, basically, of the 76%, roughly half (35/76) are of the BRTD persuasion...which, doesn't surprise me at all.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Uhm, that's not the same girl?

Pretty sure it is.

[Oakvale]

Is Naso gakked up in those pictures or does the oversaturation just make it look like his eyes are almost entirely pupil?

[opebo]

35% believe pre-marital sex is a sin.

35%?  and people attempt to claim the US is still majority Christian?!

Come on buddy, that belief is asinine on the face of it.

Nice girl Naso, and you two look very sweet together.  The look on her face is precious.  Always be the kind gentleman I know you to be.

[Mechaman]

Uhm, that's not the same girl?

Pretty sure it is.

Yeah.
It's probably the difference in picture quality.  For one the photographer in the official looking picture seemed to airbrush the ginger off of the girl for some reason.

[Reaganfan]

Is Naso gakked up in those pictures or does the oversaturation just make it look like his eyes are almost entirely pupil?

I used the "red eye" remover, that's why.

Uhm, that's not the same girl?

I always argue with her about this. I tell her she is 10 different girls.

She's the 30 year old business woman:

Note the sexy gray business suit (She's going to law school)

She's the sexy secretary

She's in the black nylons bottom left

She's the Obama campaign worker


The teenage schoolgirl


Very pretty girl



But YES she is all the same. Personally, I would like her to return to the style of the first two pictures.

[Mechaman]

I beg the forum to give this man a goddamn "Man+Bear" award.

Right the hell now.