"Who would fictional characters vote for?" omnibus thread

[RINO Tom]

Walking Dead

Rick = Jeb Bush
Hershical = John Kasich
Shane = Ted Cruz
Dale = Bernie Sanders
Lori = Hillary Clinton
Tyreese = Hillary Clinton
Merle Dixon = Donald Trump
Daryl = Rand Paul
Carl = Jeb Bush
Glenn = Hillary Clinton
Maggie = Hillary Clinton
Dr. Porter = Hillary Clinton
Negan = Donald Trump
The Governor = Marco Rubio

Family Guy

Peter = Donald Trump
Brian = Bernie Sanders
Lois = George Pataki
Chris = Hillary Clinton
Joe = Marco Rubio
Meg = Hillary Clinton
Bruce = Hillary Clinton
Cleveland = Ben Carson
Quaigmire = Rand Paul

I don't know if she strictly votes on this, but Maggie revealed in season 2 that she is adamantly pro-life.

[RINO Tom]

My take on Arrested Dev:

Michael - Probably a Never Trump republican. He'll be wanting someone who can regulate his parents' business interests. I'd say he goes with Johnson.
George - A big-business voter. Has strong anti-immigrant and anti-Muslim sentiments. Maybe Jeb in the primaries, but definitely Trump overall.
Lucille - Hillary. She seems like a neoliberal Wall Street type to me who only cares about being rich.
Gob - Seems pretty apolitical to me. All he really does is bad magic tricks and trying to best his brother at something.
Buster - Probably a Hillary supporter to spite his mother.
Lindsay - Stein.
Tobias - Hillary voter. Only cares about gay issues.
Maeby - Typical Hollywood Hillary shill. Probably has the same political views as Alia Shawkat IRL.
GM - Votes Hillary in hopes of winning over Maeby.

I'll try Fairly OddParents next:

Timmy - Bernie supporter. Wants to bring justice for all the underprivileged kids in the world.
Cosmo - Trump, because he's so crazy.
Wanda - Hillary, because she's the "safe option" and feels Timmy's and Cosmo's picks will do more harm than good.
Timmy's parents - Probably wouldn't vote. They seem mostly apolitical.
Vicky - Hillary, I guess. She'd probably just want a repeal of child labor laws and use women's rights legislation like the VAWA to punish innocent boys.
Mr. Crocker - Trump, as he would be able to make anti-Fairy legislation.
Jorgen - Seems like a never-Trump Republican a la Arnold.
Chester - A typical Trump-voting "white trash".
AJ - Solid Democrat.
Pixies - Trump, as he would loosen regulations around big businesses.
Chloe - Very much a "Bernie-or-bust" person, even more so than Hillary.

Huh?  Anyway, Lucille is a very clear Republican hack, IMO.

[RINO Tom]

The Office (2008, 2012, 2016)

My response to this
The Office ELABORATION ASAP

Jim: Obama, Obama, Hillary (Bernie in primary)
Pam: Obama, Obama, Hillary (Hillary in primary)
Dwight: McCain, Johnson, Trump (Ron in 2012 primary)
Michael: Obama, Obama, Trump (For dumb reasons)
Andy: McCain, Romney, McMullin (Kasich in primary)
Kevin: N/A (Too stupid)
Phyllis: McCain, Romney, Hillary
Stanley: Obama, Obama, Didn't vote
Meredith: Nader, Stein, Stein
Erin: N/A, N/A, Hillary
Oscar: Obama, Obama, Hillary (Hillary in primary)
Creed: Write-ins
Toby: Obama, Obama, Trump (Bernie in primsry)
Angela: McCain, Romney, Trump (Fiorina write-in in primary)
Darryl: Obama, Obama, Hillary (Bernie in primary)

Jim: Agreed
Pam: Agreed, they'd obviously be on opposite sides of the primary battle cuz TV.
Dwight: I can flat out guarantee that Dwight would not vote for a major party candidate, way too normal of a thing for him to do.
Michael: Obama twice due to his hilariously offensive-but-too-dumb-to-get-worked-up-about attitudes toward Black people, not sure if he breaks for Trump, though ... perhaps a misguided Johnson voter?
Andy: Agreed, but he first pulls for Pataki, LOL.
Kevin: Agreed, and it's a shame the show made him so inexplicably dumb by the end.
Phyllis: McCain (Hillary in the primary), Romney (for a Vance Refrigeration-related reason that she constantly talks about), Trump (definition of the sheepish Trump voter who puts up with his comments with some very reserved defense)
Stanley: Agreed.
Meredith: Guessing Meredith doesn't vote and has some absolutely irrelevant, sex-related reason why.
Erin: Obama (does what's cool), Romney (no real convictions, maybe Andy gets to her?), Hillary (Kelly in her ear)
Oscar: Agreed.
Creed: (Hilarious) write-ins
Toby: Obama, Romney, Clinton
Angela: Agreed.
Darryl: Agreed.

[RINO Tom]

Game of Thrones-
2016
Season 8 Characters

Jon Snow: Hillary
Daenerys: Hillary
Cersei Lannister: Trump
Jaime Lannister: Trump
Tyrion Lannister: Hillary (Bernie in the primary)
Sansa Stark: Hillary
Arya Stark: Doesn't vote
Bran Stark: Write-in
Varys: Write-in (Bernie in the primary)
Brienne of Tarth: Hillary

Good people support my candidate! Bad people support the other candidate!

You damn well know he's right about Cersei and Jaime Lannister being Trump supporters.

Okay, but why would Jon Snow vote for Hillary?  He's a White man with no college education whose entire career is in the military and grew up in a rural mansion with a ton of family money, lol.

[RINO Tom]

Okay, but why would Jon Snow vote for Hillary?  He's a White man with no college education whose entire career is in the military and grew up in a rural mansion with a ton of family money, lol.

To be fair, he spends the last two seasons of the show simping for a stiff, aloof blonde woman who inexplicably manages to command fierce loyalty despite her completely wooden personality.

Touche, this was top notch, haha.