"Who would fictional characters vote for?" omnibus thread

[DINGO Joe]

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

The gang all back varying candidates for baffling and contrarian reasons mainly to piss each other off and when they show up to vote, they learn none of them are registered to vote.

Mayberry

There weren't any black people in Mayberry for a reason, all Trumpers, except for Opie who goes off to college becomes a famous Hollywood director and leaves Mayberry far behind.

[KaiserDave]

The Office (2008, 2012, 2016)

My response to this
The Office ELABORATION ASAP

Jim: Obama, Obama, Hillary (Bernie in primary)
Pam: Obama, Obama, Hillary (Hillary in primary)
Dwight: McCain, Johnson, Trump (Ron in 2012 primary)
Michael: Obama, Obama, Trump (For dumb reasons)
Andy: McCain, Romney, McMullin (Kasich in primary)
Kevin: N/A (Too stupid)
Phyllis: McCain, Romney, Hillary
Stanley: Obama, Obama, Didn't vote
Meredith: Nader, Stein, Stein
Erin: N/A, N/A, Hillary
Oscar: Obama, Obama, Hillary (Hillary in primary)
Creed: Write-ins
Toby: Obama, Obama, Trump (Bernie in primsry)
Angela: McCain, Romney, Trump (Fiorina write-in in primary)
Darryl: Obama, Obama, Hillary (Bernie in primary)

[VirginiaAaron]

Parks and Recreation

Leslie: (Hillary in the primary) Obama, Obama, Hillary
Ron: McCain, Johnson, Johnson
Andy: Obama, Obama, Johnson
April: Not old enough in ’08, no vote, Vermin Supreme
Ben: (Hillary in the primary) Obama, Obama, Hillary
Ann: Obama, Obama, Trump
Tom: Obama (Edwards in the primary), Obama, Clinton (Sanders in the primary)
Jerry: McCain, Romney, McMullin
Chris: Obama, Obama, Clinton (Sanders in the primary)
Donna: Obama, Obama, Clinton
Tammy Swanson (2):McCain (Gravel in the primary), Johnson, Trump

[LAKISYLVANIA]

Friends:
Joey Tribbiani - Trump
Ross Geller - Hillary
Monica Geller - Hillary
Chandler Bing - Gary Johnson - as a joke
Phoebe Buffay - Bernie
Rachel Greene - Hillary

You're killing me... with that Chandler one...

The Big Bang Theory:
Sheldon Cooper - Gary Johnson
Leonard Hofstadter - Hillary Clinton
Rajesh Koothrapalli - Hillary Clinton
Howard Wolowitz - Donald Trump
Stuart - Donald Trump
Penny - Donald Trump
Amy - Hillary Clinton
Bernadette - Hillary Clinton

[RINO Tom]

The Office (2008, 2012, 2016)

My response to this
The Office ELABORATION ASAP

Jim: Obama, Obama, Hillary (Bernie in primary)
Pam: Obama, Obama, Hillary (Hillary in primary)
Dwight: McCain, Johnson, Trump (Ron in 2012 primary)
Michael: Obama, Obama, Trump (For dumb reasons)
Andy: McCain, Romney, McMullin (Kasich in primary)
Kevin: N/A (Too stupid)
Phyllis: McCain, Romney, Hillary
Stanley: Obama, Obama, Didn't vote
Meredith: Nader, Stein, Stein
Erin: N/A, N/A, Hillary
Oscar: Obama, Obama, Hillary (Hillary in primary)
Creed: Write-ins
Toby: Obama, Obama, Trump (Bernie in primsry)
Angela: McCain, Romney, Trump (Fiorina write-in in primary)
Darryl: Obama, Obama, Hillary (Bernie in primary)

Jim: Agreed
Pam: Agreed, they'd obviously be on opposite sides of the primary battle cuz TV.
Dwight: I can flat out guarantee that Dwight would not vote for a major party candidate, way too normal of a thing for him to do.
Michael: Obama twice due to his hilariously offensive-but-too-dumb-to-get-worked-up-about attitudes toward Black people, not sure if he breaks for Trump, though ... perhaps a misguided Johnson voter?
Andy: Agreed, but he first pulls for Pataki, LOL.
Kevin: Agreed, and it's a shame the show made him so inexplicably dumb by the end.
Phyllis: McCain (Hillary in the primary), Romney (for a Vance Refrigeration-related reason that she constantly talks about), Trump (definition of the sheepish Trump voter who puts up with his comments with some very reserved defense)
Stanley: Agreed.
Meredith: Guessing Meredith doesn't vote and has some absolutely irrelevant, sex-related reason why.
Erin: Obama (does what's cool), Romney (no real convictions, maybe Andy gets to her?), Hillary (Kelly in her ear)
Oscar: Agreed.
Creed: (Hilarious) write-ins
Toby: Obama, Romney, Clinton
Angela: Agreed.
Darryl: Agreed.

[Badger]

The Office (2008, 2012, 2016)

My response to this
The Office ELABORATION ASAP

Jim: Obama, Obama, Hillary (Bernie in primary)
Pam: Obama, Obama, Hillary (Hillary in primary)
Dwight: McCain, Johnson, Trump (Ron in 2012 primary)
Michael: Obama, Obama, Trump (For dumb reasons)
Andy: McCain, Romney, McMullin (Kasich in primary)
Kevin: N/A (Too stupid)
Phyllis: McCain, Romney, Hillary
Stanley: Obama, Obama, Didn't vote
Meredith: Nader, Stein, Stein
Erin: N/A, N/A, Hillary
Oscar: Obama, Obama, Hillary (Hillary in primary)
Creed: Write-ins
Toby: Obama, Obama, Trump (Bernie in primsry)
Angela: McCain, Romney, Trump (Fiorina write-in in primary)
Darryl: Obama, Obama, Hillary (Bernie in primary)

Jim: Agreed
Pam: Agreed, they'd obviously be on opposite sides of the primary battle cuz TV.
Dwight: I can flat out guarantee that Dwight would not vote for a major party candidate, way too normal of a thing for him to do.
Michael: Obama twice due to his hilariously offensive-but-too-dumb-to-get-worked-up-about attitudes toward Black people, not sure if he breaks for Trump, though ... perhaps a misguided Johnson voter?
Andy: Agreed, but he first pulls for Pataki, LOL.
Kevin: Agreed, and it's a shame the show made him so inexplicably dumb by the end.
Phyllis: McCain (Hillary in the primary), Romney (for a Vance Refrigeration-related reason that she constantly talks about), Trump (definition of the sheepish Trump voter who puts up with his comments with some very reserved defense)
Stanley: Agreed.
Meredith: Guessing Meredith doesn't vote and has some absolutely irrelevant, sex-related reason why.
Erin: Obama (does what's cool), Romney (no real convictions, maybe Andy gets to her?), Hillary (Kelly in her ear)
Oscar: Agreed.
Creed: (Hilarious) write-ins
Toby: Obama, Romney, Clinton
Angela: Agreed.
Darryl: Agreed.

Creed would never risk jury service,by voting.

[GeorgiaModerate]

Friends:
Joey Tribbiani - Trump
Ross Geller - Hillary
Monica Geller - Hillary
Chandler Bing - Gary Johnson - as a joke
Phoebe Buffay - Bernie
Rachel Greene - Hillary

You're killing me... with that Chandler one...

The Big Bang Theory:
Sheldon Cooper - Gary Johnson
Leonard Hofstadter - Hillary Clinton
Rajesh Koothrapalli - Hillary Clinton
Howard Wolowitz - Donald Trump
Stuart - Donald Trump
Penny - Donald Trump
Amy - Hillary Clinton
Bernadette - Hillary Clinton

Sheldon probably would have voted for someone like Laurence Kotlikoff.

Penny probably isn't registered to vote.

Switch Howard and Bernadette.  I can't picture Howard voting for someone who looks like an antisemite, while Bernadette came from a conservative family and seems like a "what's in it for me" type.

[Amenhotep Bakari-Sellers]

All Hallows Eve:

Gouls, Gobblins and Witches:
Prue: Secular or Green Party: "Ralph Nadar"
Phoebe, Paige and Piper: Secular
Mike Myers and Jason: Traditional
Freddy Krueger: Traditional or Libertarian "Trump" or "Johnson"

[Amenhotep Bakari-Sellers]

Yosemite Sam & Elmer Fudd: Conservatives
Bugs & Daffy and Porky Pig are secular

Beaker, Dr Bunsen Honeydew, Animal and the Band are conservative
Kernit, Fonzi and Miss Piggy Secular

Hunters v Animals

[HillGoose]

I bet Christian Grey is a Romney-Clinton voter am I right??

[John Dule]

I often wonder if some of you are even trying to get girls

This remains one of my favorite posts ever on this site.

[Some of My Best Friends Are Gay]

I bet Christian Grey is a Romney-Clinton voter am I right??

Eh, I would have guessed he'd be a strong Trump supporter.

[Dr Oz Lost Party!]

Game of Thrones-
2016
Season 8 Characters

Jon Snow: Hillary
Daenerys: Hillary
Cersei Lannister: Trump
Jaime Lannister: Trump
Tyrion Lannister: Hillary (Bernie in the primary)
Sansa Stark: Hillary
Arya Stark: Doesn't vote
Bran Stark: Write-in
Varys: Write-in (Bernie in the primary)
Brienne of Tarth: Hillary

[John Dule]

Game of Thrones-
2016
Season 8 Characters

Jon Snow: Hillary
Daenerys: Hillary
Cersei Lannister: Trump
Jaime Lannister: Trump
Tyrion Lannister: Hillary (Bernie in the primary)
Sansa Stark: Hillary
Arya Stark: Doesn't vote
Bran Stark: Write-in
Varys: Write-in (Bernie in the primary)
Brienne of Tarth: Hillary

Good people support my candidate! Bad people support the other candidate!

[Dr Oz Lost Party!]

Game of Thrones-
2016
Season 8 Characters

Jon Snow: Hillary
Daenerys: Hillary
Cersei Lannister: Trump
Jaime Lannister: Trump
Tyrion Lannister: Hillary (Bernie in the primary)
Sansa Stark: Hillary
Arya Stark: Doesn't vote
Bran Stark: Write-in
Varys: Write-in (Bernie in the primary)
Brienne of Tarth: Hillary

Good people support my candidate! Bad people support the other candidate!

You don't need to criticize literally everything I say. And isn't that what everyone else is doing on this thread?

Go pound salt.

[John Dule]

Game of Thrones-
2016
Season 8 Characters

Jon Snow: Hillary
Daenerys: Hillary
Cersei Lannister: Trump
Jaime Lannister: Trump
Tyrion Lannister: Hillary (Bernie in the primary)
Sansa Stark: Hillary
Arya Stark: Doesn't vote
Bran Stark: Write-in
Varys: Write-in (Bernie in the primary)
Brienne of Tarth: Hillary

Good people support my candidate! Bad people support the other candidate!

You don't need to criticize literally everything I say. And isn't that what everyone else is doing on this thread?

Go pound salt.

Literally everything you say deserves criticism. You should be glad I'm as patient with you as I am.

[Dr Oz Lost Party!]

Game of Thrones-
2016
Season 8 Characters

Jon Snow: Hillary
Daenerys: Hillary
Cersei Lannister: Trump
Jaime Lannister: Trump
Tyrion Lannister: Hillary (Bernie in the primary)
Sansa Stark: Hillary
Arya Stark: Doesn't vote
Bran Stark: Write-in
Varys: Write-in (Bernie in the primary)
Brienne of Tarth: Hillary

Good people support my candidate! Bad people support the other candidate!

You don't need to criticize literally everything I say. And isn't that what everyone else is doing on this thread?

Go pound salt.

Literally everything you say deserves criticism. You should be glad I'm as patient with you as I am.

Whatever makes you feel good.

[Joe Biden 2024]

West Wing- 2020 Democratic Primary

Bartlet: Warren
Leo: Biden
Josh: Bernie
Sam: Warren
Will: Harris
CJ: Harris
Toby: Bernie
Abbey: Harris
Charlie: Biden
Santos: Biden
Vinick: Weld

[Atlas Force]

RWBY:

Ruby: Not old enough to vote yet
Weiss: Either Kasich or Jeb
Blake: Bernie
Yang: Hillary

[Badger]

Game of Thrones-
2016
Season 8 Characters

Jon Snow: Hillary
Daenerys: Hillary
Cersei Lannister: Trump
Jaime Lannister: Trump
Tyrion Lannister: Hillary (Bernie in the primary)
Sansa Stark: Hillary
Arya Stark: Doesn't vote
Bran Stark: Write-in
Varys: Write-in (Bernie in the primary)
Brienne of Tarth: Hillary

Good people support my candidate! Bad people support the other candidate!

You damn well know he's right about Cersei and Jaime Lannister being Trump supporters.

[World politics is up Schmitt creek]

Nobody in Shirley Jackson's classic novel We Have Always Lived in the Castle has voted in at least a decade, except Charles, who's a recent Turning Point USA alum. Merricat would unironically support either Gabbard or Williamson if she knew who they were, and Uncle Julian thinks Reagan (whom he supports) is still President.

[John Dule]

Game of Thrones-
2016
Season 8 Characters

Jon Snow: Hillary
Daenerys: Hillary
Cersei Lannister: Trump
Jaime Lannister: Trump
Tyrion Lannister: Hillary (Bernie in the primary)
Sansa Stark: Hillary
Arya Stark: Doesn't vote
Bran Stark: Write-in
Varys: Write-in (Bernie in the primary)
Brienne of Tarth: Hillary

Good people support my candidate! Bad people support the other candidate!

You damn well know he's right about Cersei and Jaime Lannister being Trump supporters.

No. Westeros is a world where family lineage is a major determinant of success. All of these characters would be conditioned from an early age to support candidates who are the scions of major, influential political families. Blood matters to these people. So most of them would probably be supporting Jeb, Michelle Obama, or Hillary Clinton, as they'd be considered the "next in line" of their respective dynasties.

[brucejoel99]

Tony Stark -- Bloomberg
Steve Rogers -- Warren
Bruce Banner -- Bernie
Natasha Romanoff -- Klobuchar
Clint Barton -- Biden
Nick Fury -- N/A (dusted)
Stephen Strange -- N/A (dusted)
Carol Danvers -- Warren
Scott Lang -- N/A (Quantum Realm)
Hope van Dyne -- N/A (dusted)

[HisGrace]

I'll do a few random ones I did last time for 2020

The Graduate

Mrs. Robinson- Biden/Bloomberg in primary, hates Trump and will vote for the Dem nominee
Benjamin- Sanders
Mr. Robinson- Trump
Elaine- Sanders or Warren
Mr. Braddock- Trump
Mrs. Braddock- Probably not overly political but would vote for whoever her husband did

All in the Family

Archie- Trump
Edith- Biden/Bloomberg, probably undecided if Sanders in general
Mike- Sanders
Gloria- Sanders or Warren

Phantom Thread

Reynolds- Conservative in UK, probably Biden/Bloomberg in US
Alma- Labour in UK, Sanders in US
Cyril- Conservative in UK, Biden/Bloomberg in US.

Mayberry

There weren't any black people in Mayberry for a reason, all Trumpers, except for Opie who goes off to college becomes a famous Hollywood director and leaves Mayberry far behind.

I could see Andy as a New Dealer and he had little flashes of social liberalism (laughing off suggestions that Helen should quit her job when they got married, exc) so he'd probably be for Biden/Bloomberg. Opie got into rock music and stuff as a young teen in the later episodes so I could see him developing liberal views. Hard to imagine Aunt Bee voting for Trump with "grab her by the pussy" and his personal life, too, not sure what he would have done. Most the general townspeaople (Barney, Floyd, Gomer, Goober) are probably Trumpers.

[Free Bird]

Tony Stark -- Bloomberg
Steve Rogers -- Warren
Bruce Banner -- Bernie
Natasha Romanoff -- Klobuchar
Clint Barton -- Biden
Nick Fury -- N/A (dusted)
Stephen Strange -- N/A (dusted)
Carol Danvers -- Warren
Scott Lang -- N/A (Quantum Realm)
Hope van Dyne -- N/A (dusted)

Okay, the logistics of this really fascinate me. Did any candidates (or, I guess to be more precise, people who were laying the groundwork for their runs at the time) get dusted in this scenario? Was Trump himself dusted? Were both he and Pence dusted and it's President Ryan or President Hatch?