Katy Perry vs. Rick Perry: Who is the better Christian?

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Consider this the sequel to two previous polls.

Anyway my vote needs no explanation.

[courts]

So BRTD, how do you think Jesus would have felt about classic christian music like Milk Milk Lemonade or Peacock?

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

So BRTD, how do you think Jesus would have felt about classic christian music like Milk Milk Lemonade or Peacock?

Well I think Jesus would have better taste than liking any of Katy's music (besides perhaps Hot N Cold, because that is at least rather catchy), but that's not really the issue to me, she seems like a good person despite that.

Hmmm makes me wonder if Jesus would like Ampere (which is kind of funny since Ampere don't believe in Jesus or God and are somewhat vocal about that.)

[Kushahontas]

despite Katy's transphobic past references on twitter, queer appropriation, etc., she clearly is a hell of a lot more Christian than some fool with dangerous beliefs trying to run for leader of the free world

[courts]

So BRTD, how do you think Jesus would have felt about classic christian music like Milk Milk Lemonade or Peacock?

Well I think Jesus would have better taste than liking any of Katy's music (besides perhaps Hot N Cold, because that is at least rather catchy), but that's not really the issue to me, she seems like a good person despite that.

Hmmm makes me wonder if Jesus would like Ampere (which is kind of funny since Ampere don't believe in Jesus or God and are somewhat vocal about that.)

Ah yes, your god shares exactly the same musical preferences as you (and opinions). Funny how that works.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

So BRTD, how do you think Jesus would have felt about classic christian music like Milk Milk Lemonade or Peacock?

Well I think Jesus would have better taste than liking any of Katy's music (besides perhaps Hot N Cold, because that is at least rather catchy), but that's not really the issue to me, she seems like a good person despite that.

Hmmm makes me wonder if Jesus would like Ampere (which is kind of funny since Ampere don't believe in Jesus or God and are somewhat vocal about that.)

Ah yes, your god shares exactly the same musical preferences as you (and opinions). Funny how that works.

That was really just a joke. My point is moreso that Katy's music is mostly terrible yes, but she is a good person.

[courts]

Being better than Rick Perry is sort of setting the bar low.