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Dr. Cynic
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« on: August 21, 2011, 01:57:39 PM »

----Well, it looks like Snowguy, Duke, BRTD and Homelycooking are your new and in some cases, old, at large Senators... They'll probably all suck at it.-----
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Dr. Cynic
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« Reply #1 on: August 21, 2011, 02:05:03 PM »

----The CCP has announced plans to annex Australia into Atlasia to make Dr. Cynic's travel plans easier!---


----Then when he no longer needs it, Australia may be discarded---
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Dr. Cynic
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« Reply #2 on: August 21, 2011, 04:52:54 PM »
« Edited: August 21, 2011, 04:55:35 PM by CCP! CCP! CCP! »

----The CCP Says Elections are a waste of time. The same six idiots win every election anyway----

----And they usually have the letters "JCP" after their name.----
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« Reply #3 on: August 21, 2011, 04:57:43 PM »

The same six idiots win every election anyway

It's five, not six.
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Dr. Cynic
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« Reply #4 on: August 21, 2011, 05:28:46 PM »


Wasn't only referring to the current At-Large Senate elections, but just Atlasia as a whole. Six seemed as good a number to toss out as any.
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« Reply #5 on: August 21, 2011, 05:32:40 PM »

The CCP is home to all disaffected Atlasians who really are just done taking party hierarchy or the GAME seriously! We accept all protest votes, while acknowledging that voting for us is a waste of time because we can't possibly win.
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« Reply #6 on: August 22, 2011, 11:57:33 PM »

BRTD is just what the CCP is all about! People who conduct no campaign and may not even want the job winning, nevertheless! That is a rare talent! The CCP points him out in particular as representing our feeling of Atlasia!
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« Reply #7 on: August 24, 2011, 06:56:31 AM »

So... Homelycooking quit? That's the scuttlebutt I'm hearing. Really?... Really?!... REALLY?!... That's the way to go. Start a political party. Get elected to Senate. Quit. Checklist complete!
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« Reply #8 on: August 24, 2011, 06:59:21 AM »

I like Polnut, Kalwejt and Xahar! Whatever am I to do? I know! I'll run for President and cancel out my own vote! It's perfect!
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« Reply #9 on: August 24, 2011, 07:01:50 AM »

I like Polnut, Kalwejt and Xahar! Whatever am I to do? I know! I'll run for President and cancel out my own vote! It's perfect!

RUN DOC RUN!
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« Reply #10 on: August 24, 2011, 07:04:36 AM »

I like Polnut, Kalwejt and Xahar! Whatever am I to do? I know! I'll run for President and cancel out my own vote! It's perfect!

RUN DOC RUN!

Ok.

Never have run for President. Tongue I might as well. After all, I won't win Tongue
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« Reply #11 on: August 24, 2011, 07:05:22 AM »

I like Polnut, Kalwejt and Xahar! Whatever am I to do? I know! I'll run for President and cancel out my own vote! It's perfect!

RUN DOC RUN!

Ok.

Never have run for President. Tongue

Yep, you're Chet Arthur of Atlasia.
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« Reply #12 on: August 24, 2011, 07:08:19 AM »

---Dr. Cynic declares candidacy for President of Atlasia, issues following statement:---

"I actually like all the major candidates running so far. Kal, Xahar and Polnut. Each of them are better options than me. But what the hell? I've been around a long time and never actually RAN for President. So, I'll give it a fun go. I don't expect your votes. But hey, it'll be fun and I'll make a fun platform you can all criticize. Doesn't that sound lovely?... Oh you know it does, don't lie."

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Dr. Cynic
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« Reply #13 on: August 24, 2011, 07:10:31 AM »

I like Polnut, Kalwejt and Xahar! Whatever am I to do? I know! I'll run for President and cancel out my own vote! It's perfect!

RUN DOC RUN!

Ok.

Never have run for President. Tongue

Yep, you're Chet Arthur of Atlasia.

I even have some pretty awesome sideburns... Not at the moment cause I just shaved the other day, but normally, I do Tongue
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« Reply #14 on: August 24, 2011, 10:28:30 AM »

Still Looking for a Running Mate! Anyone interested in running with Dr. Cynic, in a thankless, hopeless cause, please see me in the lobby... I promise... There'll be absolutely nothing in it for you other than you can sound off any goofy idea you have and the CCP will back it. You won't even have to join the party!
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« Reply #15 on: August 24, 2011, 04:54:41 PM »

Rumor has it, Hawkeye wants to run with Dr. Cynic... Is he crazy? Crazy for Atlasia!
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