Monty Python Appreciation Thread

[hawkeye59]

I WOULD PUT A TAX... ON ALL PEOPLE WHO STAND IN WATER.... OOOHHHH!!!!





'Ello, Polly! I've got a nice cuddlefish for you when you wake up, Polly Parrot.
ELLO, POLLY! POLLY! POLLY PARROT WAKE UP! POLLY!

Cleese, Chapman (RIP), Jones, Gilliam, Idle, and Palin were all hilarious.

[dead0man]

nothing more dangerous than a wounded mosquito.

[homelycooking]

♪♪ Las llamas son mas grandes que las ranas... ♪♪

[bullmoose88]

...the Bishop!

[dead0man]

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

[hawkeye59]

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

There were zwei peanuts, walking down the Straße, und one vas a salted........................peanut.

[hawkeye59]

Always look on on the bright side of life *whistle* Always look on the light side of life *whistles
*

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

"What is your name?"

"Sir Robin of Camelot"

"What is your quest?"

"To seek the Holy Grail"

"What is the capital of Syria?"

"I don't know that... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4b4bGAoVR7g

[Ban my account ffs!]

"Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great!  If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate!"

[hawkeye59]

In the frozen land of Nador, they were forced to eat Robin's minstrels. And there was much rejoicing.*yayyyyyyy.*

[afleitch]

Monty Python would dissaprove of this thread.

[homelycooking]

Monty Python would dissaprove of this thread.

They/It would. Since their humor is based on the absurdity of situations or characters rather than punchlines, repeating elements of those situations or characters makes them less absurd and thus less humorous. Oh well...

[dead0man]

Yeah, 'cause they'd never make money repeating their most popular bits.  Especially not at a Bowl in Hollywood.  Or put the best bits on the various audio formats.  Yes, everybody gets tired of playing their "hits", but most of them  understand that's why they're famous and (hopefully) rich.  Bottom line, the guys in Monty Python would rather this thread exist than not.  There are people that were born 20 years after The Dead Parrot Sketch that love it, threads like this help that continue.  That's good for the boys.

...but I probably shouldn't put that much thought into the threadsh**tting of others.

[hawkeye59]

It's.....................................
*Liberty Bell March plays*
Monty Python's Flying Circusssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

[opebo]

I liked it quite a bit more when I was a kid in the late seventies and early eighties.  I'm proud to say my crazy mother dragged me out of the 'every sperm is sacred' song - bit of history that.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Nih!

[hawkeye59]

Nih!

It's "Ni", not "Nih" Now, as punishment, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest.... WIIIIIIIITTTH..... A HERRING!

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Nih!

It's "Ni", not "Nih" Now, as punishment, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest.... WIIIIIIIITTTH..... A HERRING!

Ahhhhhhhhhh go eat spam, eggs and spam......or spam, sausage and spam. 

[hawkeye59]

Nih!

It's "Ni", not "Nih" Now, as punishment, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest.... WIIIIIIIITTTH..... A HERRING!

Ahhhhhhhhhh go eat spam, eggs and spam......or spam, sausage and spam. 

How about spam, egg, sausage, and spam.

[The Mikado]

Monty Python would dissaprove of this thread.

They would?  Eric Idle has been constantly whoring himself out for a quarter of a century.

[Хahar 🤔]

[hawkeye59]

My hovercraft is full of eels.

[Gustaf]

The most predictable thing though was you posting this image.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

[afleitch]

In 1946, as Mrs Sir Stafford Cripps, you introduced a revolutionary new concept into beekeeping.