Bacon Sundae Vs. Oral Sex

[King]

I will agree with Mikado on the tediousness of the femoraling, though I can't say it tasted bad.  Perhaps it was an issue of hygiene in his situation.   Though I only did it once.  Hmmm... I will attempt to bag me a vaginapop this weekend and see if maybe I just got lucky the last time.

I also agree with Lief.  Blowjobs suck.  The inability of the sexes to intuitively understand each others genitalia is mankind's greatest weakness.

Like everything, practice makes perfect and we must always remember that people who are not us are idiots.  Thank you and goodnight.

[Lief 🗽]

Perhaps you're right, Duke. I'll keep your words in mind in my future journeys and adventures.

And please keep Christ in mind whenever you engage in sexual acts. Through Him, anything is possible!

Oh, don't worry. Whenever I'm with a lady, Christ is always there, lying in bed beside us.

[Hatman 🍁]

wut. I'm finding it hard to believe there are men who dont like bjs. I guess I've not had a bad one

Oh, and if a woman cleans her flower, it can have a nice smell to it. Mmmm. Haven't gone down there in a while, though. My gf and I just have sex usually.

[opebo]

Regarding this important debate regarding oral sex, let me weigh in.  It goes like this, gentlemen - BJs are only very rarely good (skillfully/enthusiastically given), but when they are, they are a delight.  So just hang in there and keep looking.  One interesting side note - american girls are tremendously better at this activity, in general, than Thai girls.  If you really cannot enjoy receiving at all under any circumstances, it probably means you have some kind of psychological problem.

Now, regarding the cunnilingus, I'm not one of those poo-pooers of the practice, like Our Semi-Gay Mikado.   I'm also not a big fan.  Its just one of those things you do, and maybe once in a while it is a real turn on because its turning her on - I think the necessary element here is the girl must be tip-top hot and young.  We can all enjoy having a rough ride with a sexy milf, but you don't want to go down on her.  On the other hand a smooth and taut 19 year old does usually warrant a little tongue-action.

So on this issue I suppose I'm a moderate hero - enjoy both giving and receiving, but be realistic - like anything in life, it is going to be poor or mediocre far more often than it will be wondrous.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Recieving or giving?  Cunnilingus is tedious and tastes godawful.

wtf? I mean, I wouldn't eat vagina-flavored ice cream, but "godawful" is a little strong I think.

That said I don't really see the appeal of blowjobs at all. Most girls are awful at them (though maybe this changes at some point by their mid to late twenties) and have no idea how penises work (which is really ridiculous because we're expected to become intimately familiar with a much more complicated and frankly pretty alien looking series of organs) and I'd rather just have sex or service myself down there.

So I guess... bacon sundae is what I'm getting at?

You just haven't found the right girl yet, Lief. While some act like a man's nether region is a plump hot dog, others learn to treat it like a delicate popsicle. It's finding those that do which makes it all worth it. Keep your chin up. It'll come one day.

That was probably a poor choice of words, Dukey. 

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Dukey has it right though.....you don't want some babe going after it like she's trying to suck the chrome off of a trailer hitch........

[Duke 🇺🇸]

Recieving or giving?  Cunnilingus is tedious and tastes godawful.

wtf? I mean, I wouldn't eat vagina-flavored ice cream, but "godawful" is a little strong I think.

That said I don't really see the appeal of blowjobs at all. Most girls are awful at them (though maybe this changes at some point by their mid to late twenties) and have no idea how penises work (which is really ridiculous because we're expected to become intimately familiar with a much more complicated and frankly pretty alien looking series of organs) and I'd rather just have sex or service myself down there.

So I guess... bacon sundae is what I'm getting at?

You just haven't found the right girl yet, Lief. While some act like a man's nether region is a plump hot dog, others learn to treat it like a delicate popsicle. It's finding those that do which makes it all worth it. Keep your chin up. It'll come one day.

That was probably a poor choice of words, Dukey. 

Or was it intentional?

[opebo]

Dukey has it right though.....you don't want some babe going after it like she's trying to suck the chrome off of a trailer hitch........

Actually I'm more in this hot-dog/trailer hitch camp.  The results of circumcision in infancy, a lifetime of wearing boxer shorts, and of course the immense surface area, leave me in a state of semi-insensitivity, so I need the more vigorous attentions (typically to be had only through 'older women' - 30 plus - alas).

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

How about a maple bacon donught?