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« Reply #100 on: May 22, 2011, 01:31:55 PM »
June 1940

Board: International General Discussion

Topic: General de Gaulle established "Free French Forces"


Gramps: Who f**king cares?

opebo: How can one oppose Marshal Petain? He's a hero and looks so great in his uniform.

phk: none

Roch: FF, never heard of him

feeblepizza: Troll.
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« Reply #101 on: May 22, 2011, 06:13:51 PM »
Hot girls thread, 3,000,000 BC
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« Reply #102 on: May 22, 2011, 06:23:28 PM »
Quote from: Veteran of the Psychic Wars on May 21, 2011, 10:08:05 PM
Quote from: Adventures In Cataclysmia on May 20, 2011, 03:26:34 PM
7 B.C. in Bethlehem:

BushOK and Cathcon: ...W-where's Jesus?

Me: L-O-FREAKING-L

What?

Also, what's with all the anti-Jesus and anti-Cathcon stuff lately?

I'm just poking fun at you Smiley
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« Reply #103 on: May 22, 2011, 11:55:29 PM »
1925:

Me: Damn I had a great time at the speakeasy last night! Not only did they smuggle in some good whiskey this time, but they had some really awesome burlesque dancers.
opebo: This is why you need to get out of The Bad Place and come to Siam ASAP! There's plenty of liquor everywhere and the girls will do a lot more than just dance for you, and far cheaper! Gets yourself a train ticket to the west coast so you can get the first one-way ticket to Southeast Asia immediately!
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« Reply #104 on: May 23, 2011, 12:05:09 AM »



Lucy is a looker, ain't she?
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« Reply #105 on: May 23, 2011, 12:36:35 AM »
Would Bushie and jmfcst be calling for Jesus' crucifixion in 30 AD?
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« Reply #106 on: May 23, 2011, 02:08:58 AM »
Quote from: Find Me A Drink Home on May 23, 2011, 12:36:35 AM
Would Bushie and jmfcst be calling for Jesus' crucifixion in 30 AD?

Certainly. After all, Jesus was a heretic.
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« Reply #107 on: May 23, 2011, 02:10:35 AM »
Bushie FB profile during Roman times.

Religious beliefs: Jupiter - a relationship, not religion!
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« Reply #108 on: May 23, 2011, 02:16:14 AM »
Great news, everyone! My new job as a slave in Roman estate is very gratyfing! Yes! I got promotion Cheesy I don't have anymore to clean up a doo-doo of in slave rooms anymore. Now, I can sweep a living room of my employer, who is such a kind man.

Today, I had one of my uncontrolled cries, after my employer's pet leopard scratched my face, but I still was ready to WORSHIP JUPITER all the day!
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« Reply #109 on: May 23, 2011, 02:17:49 AM »
Bushie: Great news, everyone! I quit my job to accept a wonderful opportunity to earn money.

Andrew: What is that job?

Bushie: A gladiator!

Few weeks later.

Andrew: Whatever happened to Bushie?
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« Reply #110 on: May 23, 2011, 08:24:16 AM »
1944:

Opebo: How could anyone not love Hitler? His overcoats are stylish, his Fürher hat is so bedazzling and don't even get me STARTED on his moustache!
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« Reply #111 on: July 11, 2011, 01:21:27 AM »
Bump.

Have fun again, kids.
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« Reply #112 on: July 11, 2011, 01:44:48 AM »
7 A.D.

kljackson: Hello.
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« Reply #113 on: July 11, 2011, 02:16:18 AM »

No wonder we never heard from kljackson. He was crucified around 30-36 AD/CE.
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« Reply #114 on: July 11, 2011, 02:18:21 AM »
301 AD:

Me: Wow, I just got back from the Humanus Fest in the domain of San Marinus and it was AWESOME! I did some crowd-surfing, lots of rolling around on the floor, tons of incoherent screaming, it was amazing! I was so spirit-filled and reminded that JESUS CHRIST will come again and bring down this wretched abomination of an Empire!

BushOklahoma: Oh wow, how dare you blaspheme our father Jupiter like that! You worship a heretic and enemy of our glorious Empire, I can't wait till you are caught and thrown to the lions. I will certainly laugh as you earn your deserved end and are condemned to the underworld!

HTMLdon: Yes seriously, it is disgusting how our generation is implanted with these views opposed to our glorious Empire! And think about how our legionaires are out fighting for us and these disgusting heretics, they all deserved to be torn to shreds by the lions indeed!

Libertas: Um no, you both are wrong. This murderous Empire and its wretched warmongering emperor will fall to Jesus Christ. I wouldn't mind seeing BRTD fed to the lions anyway though.

Me: Ha, you think I care about what you say or your false gods? I have nothing to be afraid of, I follow the true God, He is the giver of life and mountains will fall at His voice! Your lies and threats and false Emperor appointed by his false gods mean nothing to me, your lions can rip me to shreds but I know I will fall into the arms of my savior and I will rise again once your murderous empire falls!

officepark: Stop trolling. Your god is false and his "son" was just some idiot who got crucified to shut him up because he did threaten our glorious Empire and our Empire will reign forever.

opebo: Oh boy, as much as I hate these "Christians" and these delusional rambling why should we censor them or shut them up or go against freedom? Besides the nonsense they rave about is no more false than your false gods or so-called underworld. Let's just end this censorship and tyranny. Now if you excuse me I'll go back to my temple prostitutes.
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« Reply #115 on: July 11, 2011, 02:50:55 AM »
AD 391

HTMLDon:

Alright my Christian friends, just keep bashing the Jupiter... cause the new Jesus face of the Empire is just so much more awesome.  Enjoy your happy Old Gods-hating lives without animal sacrifices and Roman medicine.
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« Reply #116 on: July 11, 2011, 02:55:33 AM »
1856:

HTMLDon:

Their disease of an abolitionist radicalism is spreading.  Pray for a cure before our whole nation is consumed.
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« Reply #117 on: July 11, 2011, 08:12:56 PM »
MAY 16th 2011

Quote from: Attorney General Kalwejt on May 16, 2011, 02:17:55 PM
1860:

Jfern: Abraham Lincoln is just another moderate hero

HTMLDon: Go Bell! He's the only geniue moderate!

Libertas: Lincoln is a neocon. Breckinridge is right in opposing big government.

Lief: So, you're cool with slavery?

Libertas: Um, stop trolling.

1936:

Poll about Alf Landon (by Winfield)

Which sentence describes Alf Landon best?

1. Alf Landon is great
2. Alf Landon acheived greatness
3. Alf Landon have greatness trusted upon him
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« Reply #118 on: July 11, 2011, 10:09:35 PM »
2021 AD:

BRTD: This is such a glorious day.  Gay marriage has finally been legalized via court mandate and that means I can finally be with my beloved opebo........FOREVER.
opebo: Oh god no.  To think I would approve of such a harmful and backwards institution as marriage, especially with you!
BRTD: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!! NANANANOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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« Reply #119 on: July 11, 2011, 11:16:05 PM »
As long as we're doing future posts:

2018, Forum Community Board...

Joe Republic: Blah...sarcasm...blah, blah...something insulting..blah.

phknrocket1k: Go f**k yourself.
Joe Republic: Huh


(Not exactly literary genius Tongue )
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« Reply #120 on: July 11, 2011, 11:19:23 PM »
2020, The Atlas

Joe Republic: I QUIT!!!
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« Reply #121 on: July 12, 2011, 01:19:23 AM »
2 hours later...

2020, The Atlas

Joe Republic: Just letting you know, I'm still quitting!
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« Reply #122 on: July 12, 2011, 03:28:54 AM »
2020

Wormyguy:  Ron Paul is guaranteed to win this election.  It's finally time for everybody to join the RLOVEution!!!
Jbrase:  YEAH!!!  By the way, dude, get back on WoW, we have a battle in 5 minutes.
Wormyguy:  I can't, my mom is making me do laundry.
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« Reply #123 on: July 12, 2011, 04:52:35 AM »
2099 polls in the Presidential Trends borard :

Will we ever have a robot as President ?
Will we ever have a mutant as President ?
Will we ever have an alien as President ?
Will we ever have a clone as President ?
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« Reply #124 on: July 12, 2011, 06:51:46 AM »
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