A Limp Bizkit Concert vs. Watching Your Parents Have Sex
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Question: What would you rather do?
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Watching my parents have sex obviously. What kind of stupid question is this?		  
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You sick bastard!  I would go to a Limp Bizkit concert over watching my parents have sex!  That is just gross, you sick f**k bastard!		  
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Uhhh.........where do you keep that Colt 45 again?		  
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Damn son......you've got a lot of issues........(sane)		  
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« on: November 19, 2010, 11:39:24 PM »
I would very obviously choose Option 1, because as disturbing as it is for me to watch my parents get it on like two middle aged adults there is nothing more evil, more foul than willingly going through two hours of a Limp Bizkit Concert.
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« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2010, 11:44:06 PM »
Wow.

Well, let's think about this for a minute. Does the >21 rule about drinking apply here, or can I just chug away?

Not to mention Limp Bizkit would make me nostalgic for the 90's (my mom actually owned a CD) but two hours seems like it'd be unbearable, sober.

Anyway, option 2 or 3, depending on the circumstances.
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« Reply #2 on: November 19, 2010, 11:48:32 PM »
Quote from: Charlie in '14 on November 19, 2010, 11:44:06 PM
Wow.

Well, let's think about this for a minute. Does the >21 rule about drinking apply here, or can I just chug away?

Not to mention Limp Bizkit would make me nostalgic for the 90's (my mom actually owned a CD) but two hours seems like it'd be unbearable, sober.

Anyway, option 2 or 3, depending on the circumstances.

Urr yes you can drink underage!
In fact I would encourage it in this circumstance!
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« Reply #3 on: November 19, 2010, 11:50:02 PM »
Quote from: Stanley Ipkiss on November 19, 2010, 11:48:32 PM
Quote from: Charlie in '14 on November 19, 2010, 11:44:06 PM
Wow.

Well, let's think about this for a minute. Does the >21 rule about drinking apply here, or can I just chug away?

Not to mention Limp Bizkit would make me nostalgic for the 90's (my mom actually owned a CD) but two hours seems like it'd be unbearable, sober.

Anyway, option 2 or 3, depending on the circumstances.

Urr yes you can drink underage!
In fact I would encourage it in this circumstance!

Well, if it were a legit "concert" where laws apply then that would call things into question.

That being said, option 2.
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« Reply #4 on: November 20, 2010, 12:33:06 AM »
Can I bring a gun to either?
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« Reply #5 on: November 20, 2010, 12:41:40 AM »
There really is no way to get out of this alive, is there?
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« Reply #6 on: November 20, 2010, 12:56:14 AM »
     Option two, quite clearly. For that matter, replace Limp Bizkit with literally anything that isn't hip hop & I would still go for option two.
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« Reply #7 on: November 20, 2010, 08:23:05 AM »
Anything is better than going to see Limp Bizkit.
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« Reply #8 on: December 05, 2010, 11:16:30 AM »
Ugh, disgusting! Listen, nobody wants to see that, or even want to think that there is a possibility of it happening. Hell, I tend to think about it during sex sometimes to make it go longer. I sadly had to see it happen, twice. It was forever! I mean honestly, who the hell would even want to go to a LB concert.

So yeah, I picked my parents bumping it.
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« Reply #9 on: December 05, 2010, 06:43:33 PM »
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« Reply #10 on: December 10, 2010, 05:45:32 AM »
I don't see what you guys are concerned about. I mean, Kinsey passed it off as sexology.
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« Reply #11 on: December 12, 2010, 10:57:10 PM »
Um my mom is fat ugly and old. I think she would die if she did. And then be happy? Oh dear I would die. The bad. I can browse my phone while I am there. And someone else payed for the ticket.
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« Reply #12 on: December 14, 2010, 12:40:55 AM »
I'd rather be the oddball at the Limp Biskit concert turning it into a Holy Ghost Party. My folks aren't together so I'm blessed that I will NEVER SEE THEM GET IT ON!!!!!
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« Reply #13 on: December 14, 2010, 09:01:43 AM »
The only thing good about this poll is the hilarious options at the top.
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