RPP Primary in RL

[California8429]

Candidates

Duke
Tmth
Inks
True Conservative
Yanks
A-Bob

Possibles
Smid
Pit

Discuss with Maps

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Hm... In RL, right?

Duke is getting teabagged for being quite a moderate. Tmthforu gets teabagged for Murkoki Lesa stuff. TC gets teabagged for Harry of Nevada stuff (gee, what a bunch of socialist). Yank is getting teabagged as big establishment. PiT gets teabagged for listening to good music. Smid is declared unmurican for being an Australian. Inks is getting teabagged for posts about touchy girls (what a creep).

[#CriminalizeSobriety]

Do a POP one.

[RIP Robert H Bork]

Hm... In RL, right?

Duke is getting teabagged for being quite a moderate. Tmthforu gets teabagged for Murkoki Lesa stuff. TC gets teabagged for Harry of Nevada stuff (gee, what a bunch of socialist). Yank is getting teabagged as big establishment. PiT gets teabagged for listening to good music. Smid is declared unmurican for being an Australian. Inks is getting teabagged for posts about touchy girls (what a creep).

But...who does the Tea Party support, then??

[#CriminalizeSobriety]

Hm... In RL, right?

Duke is getting teabagged for being quite a moderate. Tmthforu gets teabagged for Murkoki Lesa stuff. TC gets teabagged for Harry of Nevada stuff (gee, what a bunch of socialist). Yank is getting teabagged as big establishment. PiT gets teabagged for listening to good music. Smid is declared unmurican for being an Australian. Inks is getting teabagged for posts about touchy girls (what a creep).

But...who does the Tea Party support, then??

Rowan.

[RIP Robert H Bork]

Hm... In RL, right?

Duke is getting teabagged for being quite a moderate. Tmthforu gets teabagged for Murkoki Lesa stuff. TC gets teabagged for Harry of Nevada stuff (gee, what a bunch of socialist). Yank is getting teabagged as big establishment. PiT gets teabagged for listening to good music. Smid is declared unmurican for being an Australian. Inks is getting teabagged for posts about touchy girls (what a creep).

But...who does the Tea Party support, then??

Rowan.

But she doesn't like Sarah Palin!

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Hm... In RL, right?

Duke is getting teabagged for being quite a moderate. Tmthforu gets teabagged for Murkoki Lesa stuff. TC gets teabagged for Harry of Nevada stuff (gee, what a bunch of socialist). Yank is getting teabagged as big establishment. PiT gets teabagged for listening to good music. Smid is declared unmurican for being an Australian. Inks is getting teabagged for posts about touchy girls (what a creep).

But...who does the Tea Party support, then??

Rand Paul, when he only finds out how to use this site.

[Rowan]

Hm... In RL, right?

Duke is getting teabagged for being quite a moderate. Tmthforu gets teabagged for Murkoki Lesa stuff. TC gets teabagged for Harry of Nevada stuff (gee, what a bunch of socialist). Yank is getting teabagged as big establishment. PiT gets teabagged for listening to good music. Smid is declared unmurican for being an Australian. Inks is getting teabagged for posts about touchy girls (what a creep).

But...who does the Tea Party support, then??

Rowan.

Whoa, whoa. HE.

But she doesn't like Sarah Palin!

[Duke 🇺🇸]

I'd win. I don't know how, but I would. If I believe it, it'll happen.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

I'd win. I don't know how, but I would. If I believe it, it'll happen.

Looks like I'll have to be having you "taken care of"...

[#CriminalizeSobriety]

Do a POP one.

Seriously.

[Duke 🇺🇸]

I'd win. I don't know how, but I would. If I believe it, it'll happen.

Looks like I'll have to be having you "taken care of"...

Good thing I'm already ahead of you in that department. If you hear a knock at your door, please answer it.

[tmthforu94]

I think it's pretty obvious which color is for each candidate, but let me know if there is confusion. Texas and California are pure guesses. I see it going to the convention, where Inks is chosen as the compromise, and selects a moderate Duke as his VP.

[Duke 🇺🇸]

How does Inks defeat my powerful showing if he wins 5 states!?! I'd walk out and form my own movement to take back America!

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

I wouldn't run, instead my focus would be keeping the primary nice, neat and tidy.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

I think it's pretty obvious which color is for each candidate, but let me know if there is confusion. Texas and California are pure guesses. I see it going to the convention, where Inks is chosen as the compromise, and selects a moderate Duke as his VP.

How do I win with 5 states?  None of which are huge delegate states?  And the importance of winning Iowa is the momentum... but I don't really see any momentum from that... so even the importance of Iowa is lost.

[big bad fab]

Isaac is the only one to have made a map ! Don't fall on him !

BTW, haven't you seen that he had given himself a very strong showing ?
CA, OH, PA, IL, Maryland, Indiana of course.

He'd finish first, after having forced Duke to leave the party: well done !

[tmthforu94]

I know Inks wouldn't have the most delegates, I would.   But I think the convention would be so deadlocked that a compromise would be made to give the nomination to someone less controversial who wasn't seriously in the running and respected by both sides. Who knows? But don't criticize me for it...if you don't like it, make one yourself!

[Robert California]

I think it's pretty obvious which color is for each candidate, but let me know if there is confusion. Texas and California are pure guesses. I see it going to the convention, where Inks is chosen as the compromise, and selects a moderate Duke as his VP.

I'm not sure, just guessing, but:
Dark Blue: Tmth (duh, he gets Indiana and Kansas)
Dark Red: Duke
Dark Green: True Conservative?
Light Blue: Yankee
Light Green: Inks
Light Red: A-Bob?

[tmthforu94]

Switch A-Bob and True Conservative and you nailed it.

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

There is no way I would win AR, AL, or MS unless A-bob and TC manage a nice vote split in those states, otherwise one of them would win those states.



And for the record, if I did run, you would all be "dead" a week before election day.

[Robert California]

Tmthforu, how would you get California? Wouldn't it be the moderate hero (Duke?) that would win that one? And how do you get Pennsylvania and New Jersey, are you more populist or something and manage to bring in some blue-collar states?

[California8429]

Switch A-Bob and True Conservative and you nailed it.

Oh, I got them all but I was with Inks. I thought I was pink since I'm "from" Virginia in the game and Oklahoma is deep red. Though I could see my taking the west, minus Oregon.

I'll come up with a map next so y'all don't kill tmth 100%

[tmthforu94]

Tmthforu, how would you get California? Wouldn't it be the moderate hero (Duke?) that would win that one? And how do you get Pennsylvania and New Jersey, are you more populist or something and manage to bring in some blue-collar states?

California is just a guess. I'm assuming I'd be able to win PA and NJ since I'm the most populist candidate listed, and also have a geographical advantage, given that I'm from the Rust Belt.

[afleitch]

I'd run...for the lolz