Comedy Goldmine & Robin

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

Nope, one time I said a banned poster should have been aborted and I got like four death points.

what are death points?  are they different from regular infraction points?

[Bacon King]

Nope, one time I said a banned poster should have been aborted and I got like four death points.

what are death points?  are they different from regular infraction points?

nah, it's just the cool nickname for 'em these days.

[Bacon King]

Furthermore, I've never really looked into the whole Certificate of Live Birth vs. Birth Certificate thing, but if I were Obama, I'd just release every document I had and tell the Birthers to shove it.

Why? much better gas milage this/his way. Besides, it's quite apparent that his blood & soul are not of this land, America - so, paper work isn't going to be required, at this point, for things to be all square.

Seems to me, the Chief Justice has something at stake, he is the last line of defense for himself, his oath, our country.

Oh... I want to hear the explanation for this one.

Many thoughts on that; the simplest are the dreams of his father, the constitution in his belief is 180/reverse of what it should be,

 the insistence of legislation, major legislation be held ransom on the birth of the messiah, as if any ordinary day - control of.

challenge excepted...

Someone thinks puff puff pass is puff puff snort shoot puff snort shoot snort snort puff

[opebo]

Nope, one time I said a banned poster should have been aborted and I got like four death points.

what are death points?  are they different from regular infraction points?

nah, it's just the cool nickname for 'em these days.

And who coined said cool appellation?

[minionofmidas]

No idea, but I hope they didn't infract him for that piece of excessive hyperbole.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

I think it was Gramps. To back it up here is the earliest use of it I can find:

Here come the Death Points.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

I think it was Gramps. To back it up here is the earliest use of it I can find:

Here come the Death Points.

Thanks, BRTD, but in reality, the day before that, opebo used it in the Update Thread:

Well, I hope I don't get any death-points for saying this - and it isn't intended as a slight or insult to BushOK - but it seems to me that financial ruin is unavoidable in many cases.  This is why some great thinkers have made the claim 'poors are free' simply because there is nothing they can do about their situation.

I would probably advise BushOK to enjoy the small pleasures, including a fatty burger and a cigarette (though I'm not entirely sure it is safe to say something like that).  

It is still an entirely appropriate and cool name for it........as BK said.

[Lief 🗽]

Torpid, listless, spare frame, hirsute, long arms and legs, narrow waist, low forehead.  Phrenology reveals a mild sociopathology, but nothing which a few shocks wouldn't cure.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

You got me.  Maybe Mike Naso gets preferential treatment because he's so clearly a homosexual.

[opebo]

Ok in this one I am the Pink Candidate, and Gustaf is the Brown Candidate.  The Cream Colored Candidate is a small breakaway party from my Pink Party.

^^^WINNING

Thanks this one is preserved here, Bullmoose - it has been removed from the original thread by the censors, as has any trace of humour or amusement from the poor old forum.

[bullmoose88]

When you're ready to change your signature, I suppose you could shrink the image down some and fit it in there...?

[opebo]

When you're ready to change your signature, I suppose you could shrink the image down some and fit it in there...?

OK, done.  Grumpy Gramps has signatured it as well.  As a flag of protest un pénis sévit sur ​​la France is not bad eh?

[opebo]

Or perhaps to call it un pénis rassasié à la France is more accurate..

[Antonio the Sixth]

Opebo, please go away.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Leave opebo alone. He is a treasure of this site.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

A few of Plato's habits annoy me.  "I'm going to ban all comedies because Aristophanes was mean to Socrates!"  Kind of reminds me of someone, actually, BRTD...

[Gustaf]

While I can't say I found Opebo's penis-humour all that witty or amusing, I wasn't offended and I didn't report it. Just for the record.

[opebo]

While I can't say I found Opebo's penis-humour all that witty or amusing, I wasn't offended and I didn't report it. Just for the record.

Really?  I always think of a penis when I see your Sweden.

[Meeker]

The Oklahoma City Bombing had another effect, this one for the good.  It really put Oklahoma City on the national and international map.  No longer can the nation or the world consider us an insignificant city.  The bombing made the entire world realize that terror can happen anywhere, not just in the big metropolises.  I think it also started Oklahoma City in turning the corner and really start growing.

Yes, everyone still does.  That doesn't diminish any feeling for those who were lost, but you're dreaming if you think people find OKC significant.

We're just as significant as places like New York or London or Paris or Miami.

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

While I can't say I found Opebo's penis-humour all that witty or amusing, I wasn't offended and I didn't report it. Just for the record.

Really?  I always think of a penis when I see your Sweden.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Yeah, they have Tinker AFB, a lot of cities have AFBs.  The importance comes from: what do you have that doesn't compare to anything anywhere?  What can only be done in your city not elsewhere?

Among other things, New York has Wall Street and Los Angeles has Hollywood.  Oklahoma City is just a city.

True, a lot of cities have AFB's, but not many have Air Logistics Centers, and nobody else has the Storm Prediction Center.

Plus, Oklahoma City is a great place for major firms to either move to or hold conventions as we are right in the middle of the nation and we don't have quite the traffic headaches that Dallas has.  We have all the glamour of a big city with the hometown feel of a small town.  That's what makes Oklahoma City grand.  Plus, we don't have to compete with the big cities on either coast.  Oklahomans can be proud of their City and all it has to offer.

Bushie, I know you have had a tough year, but that is no reason to start abusing drugs.

[Gustaf]

While I can't say I found Opebo's penis-humour all that witty or amusing, I wasn't offended and I didn't report it. Just for the record.

Really?  I always think of a penis when I see your Sweden.

I'm not following...I should find penis-humour funny because my country is shaped like one? (Because I agree it is - it's actually even more striking if you add Finland to the picture.)

[dead0man]

Well, let us not forget, deadman, that the capitalist system in the west also guaranteesb very little choice in entertainment.

Is there anybody left that still takes this.....cartoon......as a serious poster?

(and yes, he is on ignore.  I do look at a few ignored people's post when they occur in a thread I started....especially on the first page)

[opebo]

Well, let us not forget, deadman, that the capitalist system in the west also guaranteesb very little choice in entertainment.

Someone should tell this big baby the comedy goldmine is for funny things, not things with which one disagrees. 

[Kaine for Senate '18]

Not really, that's just a perception.  That's not reality.

Dude, you're not the OK Tourism Board.

Of course not, he'd actually have a legitimate job if he was.