You Northeasterners can have Michael Moore as your prez... maybe Whoopi Goldberg can find time to be your VP. And in your schools there can be classes on the greatness called the Carter Presidency.
The rest of America will drink beer, wave giant flags on the 4th of July, watch Nascar and baseball and football, go to church, have yard sales, listen to classic rock and country music, and enjoy the extra air that is ours and not being wasted by an elitist liberal college professor who keeps a picture of Screamin' Howard Dean in his wallet.
CAN I GET AN AMEN, FELLOW CONSERVATIVE BROTHERS?!?
Um......you have an Illinois avatar......can anyone say hypocracy?