How many times have you been arrested?

[angus]

George W Bush has been arrested 3 times.  Do you have him beat?

definitely.  but cheney has me, and George, bested for DWI convictions, though.  He has three, and I think Bush has one.

Scariest arrest was in the third world.  You do not want to see the inside of a Latin American jail, my friends.  Luckily, their officials are more open to "negotiation" than ours.

[angus]

I've been convicted of second degree murder, but I got off cause I'm rich.

I *hope* this was a joke

No. It wasn't.

nice!

[angus]

The only thing illegal I do is speed.

   

   

[angus]

I just got a speeding ticket for 15 over but they only wrote it for 5 over and it still was $126 dollars.

You're lucky. In most states 15 over becomes reckless driving and that is NOT a ticket you want to pay PLUS it even has to be mentioned on future applications for employment and in background investigations for a security clearance.

I never wear my seatbelt.

Wow. I bet you're so proud.

You know what? You're a g idiot. But what can I expect from a Democrat. Most of them are socialists.

I'm a g idiot? hah, I'm not the one who doesn't wear my seatbelt on principle.

Troll.

Yes States ... you are officially a troll.

Wanker,

Was I talking to you?

now, now, boys.  that's just the speed talking