dead0man vs Gully Foyle

[phk]

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[falling apart like the ashes of American flags]

Well despite also being a South Park lover, I'll have to go with dead0man.

[useful idiot]

dead0man, even if he has a massive erection for guys in uniform

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

The displaced Steelers fan.  But I like Gully too, when I understand what the hell he says.

[Cubby]

I like both of them, so I'd abstain from this one. If I absolutely had to choose, then Gully Foyle because he'd be more socially liberal.