Comedy Goldmine XIII: Rand Paul's Last Dance with Mary Jane

[Vepres]

His son's Senatorial victory will be the launchpad for Ron Paul's successful 2012 presidential campaign.

Stupid, but not funny

[Obnoxiously Slutty Girly Girl]

His son's Senatorial victory will be the launchpad for Ron Paul's successful 2012 presidential campaign.

Stupid, but not funny

Uh, Vepres, you're seriously calling me 'stupid'?

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

His son's Senatorial victory will be the launchpad for Ron Paul's successful 2012 presidential campaign.

Stupid, but not funny

Uh, Vepres, you're seriously calling me 'stupid'?

You know, there's a difference between calling people stupid and calling a certain sentence stupid.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

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[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

zzzzz....how often do teenagers change their ideological affinities?  About every time they masturbate, I presume.

[Lunar]

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[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

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[Obnoxiously Slutty Girly Girl]

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What's funny about that? There have been much funnier examples of random guests printing out twisted threads...

[Holmes]

Guests have printed threads...?

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

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What's funny about that? There have been much funnier examples of random guests printing out twisted threads...

Funny that somebody cares to print our posts.

(yes, there are better, I saw once printing a topic of Hofmann about masturbating on hot girls thread)

[Filuwaúrdjan]

Just... just... STFU. Srsly.

(ftr, a guest 'printing' a random topic = a search engine bot. Now please end this madness. This thread is for funny things, not funny things).

[Marokai Backbeat]

Lewis Trondheim
Location: no change
IWIHN Party

I've no idea what that is but I want to be in a menage a trois with Verin and Ogis!

It's the I Want Ilikeverin's Head Now Party...which, if you really want a menage a trois with Verin and Ogis, may be an appropriate name   

[Joe Republic]

Boris's fake drunken rants were never funny.

Tell me, do you find anything funny?  At all?  Except schadenfreude, presumably.

You are without a doubt the second most humorless person I have ever encountered on this forum.  (After CARL, obv.)

My sense of humor is too sophisticated for you? Sorry, but if you need a laugh track, it's not really funny.

If you can hear a laugh track, you probably need to get yourself checked.

[President Mitt]

For Kalwejt: He tries too hard to be funny sometimes

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Mechaman/Blago

Although Blago is one of my favorite Democrats right now.

It's simple, TC. The Rotschilds frames Blago.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Blagojevich for the lulz, since Mechaman would win anyway.

Have you heard that motherf***er speak?  He sounds like friggin Ghandi and Jesus had a sexy manbaby!
Plus, with his major party identification (Democratic) versus my joke party identification (Libertarian) he would still hand me my ass on a silver platter.
Gentlemen, you're making me blush with all of these optimistic predictions, because a man who is accused of putting up a politician's seat for a bid won't get half as much crap as someone who supports legalizing all drugs and abolshing the age of consent.  All Blago has to do is yell "BABYF***ER!!!!!!" over and over and over and over again and he is guaranteed a landslide.

Just the facts pals and gals.

[Antonio the Sixth]

Maybe, but I'll never be French.

Click the quote for context.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Old people lose their social filters......trust me we're dealing with it.   It was time she left before this anyway.

Very true. My grandmother got that way, when she hit about 95.  She just said what she felt, period. She once said when about that age that one of her granddaughters had a face that by comparison made a drowned rat look attractive (the granddaughter did not have much of a chin, giving her in that part of her face a bit of a Neanderthal aspect, which she inherited from her father).

[Lunar]

No. We just hate you.

ftw

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

No. We just hate you.

ftw

What does ftw mean?

[??????????]

For the win

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Only South Park. I've been offended every time they make fun of liberals.

[Lunar]

No. We just hate you.

ftw

What does ftw mean?

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=ftw

[Lunar]

JMF, what does this attack tell us, if anything, what's in store for the near future and Iran?

Although I quietly hope it gets deleted [certainly without an infraction, no clue if it will be deleted at all] for its thread-destroying possibility, it did make me lol out of its evilness.

[Barnes]

Ain't no party like a Robert Stark party cause a Robert Stark party features conversations detailing the corruption of American values by the Illuminati.