Comedy Goldmine XIII: Rand Paul's Last Dance with Mary Jane

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

A charismatic TV star Barney wins everywhere excepy of Utah (because Utah is weird) and the Deepest South, where people thought it's about Congressman Barney Frank.

Barney: 501
Derek: 37

[Antonio the Sixth]

The two last posts are for Goldmine. We could call it an espcalation of stupidity.

Lincoln

Lincoln won the Civil War and abolsihed slavery. He deserved to get relected for that. It's a huge tragedy he was assainted, though. Our country would have been much better off right now if it wasn't for that.

Lincoln didnt abolish slavery the 13th amendment did. Lincoln destroyed the constitution and would not allow the south to legally succeed from the union, which it had every right to do.

That's true. You never learn the other side of the civil war because democrats don't want it in our text books. Just like they don't want you to know about the black founding fathers. Instead you're taught about America's racist history that is a figment of the left's imagination.

[Mechaman]

The two last posts are for Goldmine. We could call it an espcalation of stupidity.

Lincoln

Lincoln won the Civil War and abolsihed slavery. He deserved to get relected for that. It's a huge tragedy he was assainted, though. Our country would have been much better off right now if it wasn't for that.

Lincoln didnt abolish slavery the 13th amendment did. Lincoln destroyed the constitution and would not allow the south to legally succeed from the union, which it had every right to do.

That's true. You never learn the other side of the civil war because democrats don't want it in our text books. Just like they don't want you to know about the black founding fathers. Instead you're taught about America's racist history that is a figment of the left's imagination.

Wait, so racism never existed in American history?  The Ku Klux Klan didn't hang black people?  The Know Nothing movement loved German and Irish Catholics?
LMFAO
What's next?  Slavery never existed?
Seriously?

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

patrick's unique form of excercise.

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

2 WORLD WARS AND 1 WORLD CUP!!!

Doo dah, doo dah

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

The two last posts are for Goldmine. We could call it an espcalation of stupidity.

Lincoln

Lincoln won the Civil War and abolsihed slavery. He deserved to get relected for that. It's a huge tragedy he was assainted, though. Our country would have been much better off right now if it wasn't for that.

Lincoln didnt abolish slavery the 13th amendment did. Lincoln destroyed the constitution and would not allow the south to legally succeed from the union, which it had every right to do.

That's true. You never learn the other side of the civil war because democrats don't want it in our text books. Just like they don't want you to know about the black founding fathers. Instead you're taught about America's racist history that is a figment of the left's imagination.

Wait, so racism never existed in American history?  The Ku Klux Klan didn't hang black people?  The Know Nothing movement loved German and Irish Catholics?
LMFAO
What's next?  Slavery never existed?
Seriously?

Don't forget that nothing bad ever happened to Native Americans.

[Free Palestine]

Lincoln

Lincoln won the Civil War and abolsihed slavery. He deserved to get relected for that. It's a huge tragedy he was assainted, though. Our country would have been much better off right now if it wasn't for that.

Lincoln didnt abolish slavery the 13th amendment did. Lincoln destroyed the constitution and would not allow the south to legally succeed from the union, which it had every right to do.

That's true. You never learn the other side of the civil war because democrats don't want it in our text books. Just like they don't want you to know about the black founding fathers. Instead you're taught about America's racist history that is a figment of the left's imagination.

The black founding fathers?  I guess the left removed the signatures of "Tyrell Robertson" and "LeShawn Jackson" from the Constitution?

[King]

patrick's unique form of excercise.

phknrocket one-upped him in unique and unusual:

[Hash]

The two last posts are for Goldmine. We could call it an espcalation of stupidity.

Lincoln

Lincoln won the Civil War and abolsihed slavery. He deserved to get relected for that. It's a huge tragedy he was assainted, though. Our country would have been much better off right now if it wasn't for that.

Lincoln didnt abolish slavery the 13th amendment did. Lincoln destroyed the constitution and would not allow the south to legally succeed from the union, which it had every right to do.

That's true. You never learn the other side of the civil war because democrats don't want it in our text books. Just like they don't want you to know about the black founding fathers. Instead you're taught about America's racist history that is a figment of the left's imagination.

Wait, so racism never existed in American history?  The Ku Klux Klan didn't hang black people?  The Know Nothing movement loved German and Irish Catholics?
LMFAO
What's next?  Slavery never existed?
Seriously?

Don't forget that nothing bad ever happened to Native Americans.

and that the US supported mass killings around the world

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

As a side note, I think McGovern would have won with a non-senile VP.

No you don't think that. McGovern was unelectable and a wild-eyed lefty. He was the parties 4th or 5th choice because their candidates kept getting shot and driving girls into water.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?action=profile;u=3575

A link to my forum profile annoys Al?

I'm starting to wonder if there's anybody left here who doesn't find the contents within that link annoying beyond belief.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

The two last posts are for Goldmine. We could call it an espcalation of stupidity.

Lincoln

Lincoln won the Civil War and abolsihed slavery. He deserved to get relected for that. It's a huge tragedy he was assainted, though. Our country would have been much better off right now if it wasn't for that.

Lincoln didnt abolish slavery the 13th amendment did. Lincoln destroyed the constitution and would not allow the south to legally succeed from the union, which it had every right to do.

That's true. You never learn the other side of the civil war because democrats don't want it in our text books. Just like they don't want you to know about the black founding fathers. Instead you're taught about America's racist history that is a figment of the left's imagination.

Wait, so racism never existed in American history?  The Ku Klux Klan didn't hang black people?  The Know Nothing movement loved German and Irish Catholics?
LMFAO
What's next?  Slavery never existed?
Seriously?

Don't forget that nothing bad ever happened to Native Americans.

and that the US supported mass killingsDemocracy around the world

Fixed.

[CatoMinor]

this is just all too good to be kept off here.

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by the way, these were all from the same person all from within a couple hours lol.

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[Free Palestine]

The two last posts are for Goldmine. We could call it an espcalation of stupidity.

Lincoln

Lincoln won the Civil War and abolsihed slavery. He deserved to get relected for that. It's a huge tragedy he was assainted, though. Our country would have been much better off right now if it wasn't for that.

Lincoln didnt abolish slavery the 13th amendment did. Lincoln destroyed the constitution and would not allow the south to legally succeed from the union, which it had every right to do.

That's true. You never learn the other side of the civil war because democrats don't want it in our text books. Just like they don't want you to know about the black founding fathers. Instead you're taught about America's racist history that is a figment of the left's imagination.

Wait, so racism never existed in American history?  The Ku Klux Klan didn't hang black people?  The Know Nothing movement loved German and Irish Catholics?
LMFAO
What's next?  Slavery never existed?
Seriously?

Don't forget that nothing bad ever happened to Native Americans.

and that the US supported mass killingsDemocracy around the world

Fixed.

You mean like in Syria, Iran, Iraq, South Korea, South Vietnam, Chile, and Guatemala?

Oh...was that supposed to be sarcastic?

[The Mikado]

Goldmine, people, goldmine.  Get back to the funny.

[Bo]

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California would love to see Christianity end. San Francisco would drool over that idea. Illinois only has Jesus in the 70's because Obama's true colors would show and he'd get out the vote for Allah and fail like he does with everything else. As for the rest of the country I'm sure it's pretty clear. Ok, please close this thread now.

GTFO this thread

[Mechaman]

this is just all too good to be kept off here.

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by the way, these were all from the same person all from within a couple hours lol.

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Alot of this sounds like the gay protectionist crap that Hamilton was selling when he was on here.  Especially the McKinley Tariff (which I refuted with a goddamn wikipedia link and all he could muster was "INDUSTRIAL SUCCESS!" and "hurr durr wikipedia isn't a valid source."

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Epic win:

Who is trying to ban me? I've gotten 52 warnings in the last 24 hours and the posts go back to March.

 

See that yellow dot?

Dave's trying to ban you.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

I just ran across this looking for something else:

Thanks again - I like cats
Dave

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Discussing the hotness of Elena Kagan:

Why is he wearing pearls and blush?  And what's with that feminine purple coat?  Is he gay?

[The Mikado]

I just ran across this looking for something else:

Thanks again - I like cats
Dave

You know, when I first saw that on the mod board, it struck me as very familiar.  I think that Joe Republic posted it publicly at the time.

Lunar should've taken notes from that thread.  When trying to ban HoffmanJohn, rather than that 6-paragraph rant, he could've just posted, "My cat needs my attention, not HoffmanJohn.  Give my pussy some attention, Dave!"

[Lunar]

I did take notes on that thread, but since I threatened my cat's safety to try and get Miley Cyrus back to Twitter, I've stopped doing that

[6 paragraphs?  I think you're underestimating my rant]

[Marokai Backbeat]

AAAA++++++ WOULD TRUST SOURCE AGAIN

[Torie]

I just ran across this looking for something else:

Thanks again - I like cats
Dave

Now I am totally bonded to Dave. I love cats too. I will let him have his way with me anytime.

[Meeker]

STOP POSTING THINGS FROM THE MODERATOR BOARD WE DON'T GET TO SEE IT AND IT'S REALLY FRUSTRATING AND NOT ALL THAT FUNNY EXCEPT FOR THE FEW OF YOU WHO ARE INVOLVED

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STOP STOP STOP SOTP