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« on: April 26, 2010, 03:30:13 PM »
« edited: April 26, 2010, 03:46:59 PM by shua »
The Democrats nominate the evil robots to implement their vision of the irresistible march of progress upon the hopelessly backward American people. The Republicans respond by raising their old heroes and ancestors from the dead as zombies who will eat the brains of liberals (and maybe everyone else too)


the entire future of the country is in the balance. who do you align yourself with? discuss with maps.
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« Reply #1 on: April 26, 2010, 06:47:23 PM »
Robots/Robots
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« Reply #2 on: April 26, 2010, 06:59:18 PM »
I would vote for the robots in the hope that they would create the ultimately efficient society, though maybe being a zombie wouldn't be as bad as people portray it to be.
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« Reply #3 on: April 26, 2010, 07:13:25 PM »
The ones that don't kill people and eat their brains.
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« Reply #4 on: April 26, 2010, 07:15:51 PM »
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« Reply #5 on: April 26, 2010, 07:26:21 PM »
I couldnt have sex with a robot.
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« Reply #6 on: April 26, 2010, 07:43:54 PM »
Zombies/Robots.  I'd stick with the party, but people would never go for zombies.
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« Reply #7 on: April 27, 2010, 11:54:25 PM »
The robots attract many based on their promise to create many jobs in industry toward the manufacture and infrastructure needed to complete their totalitarian digital revolution. But many Americans reject this as unnatural oppression, resenting the robots as arrogant micro-managers and so choose the zombies, who are considered both easier to hide from and more ecologically friendly.  A popular vote win for the zombies, but as the EV is a tie, the election is taken up by the House of Representatives, who believe it is better that the puny human mind be upgraded to the status of cyborg slave than to be breakfast for the undead.
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« Reply #8 on: April 28, 2010, 07:06:58 PM »

You sure?  What if you could give the system a significant amount of boost to cause it's neural pleasure receptors to overload and burst?

Also, do you have any idea what's been in that Zombie body?!

At least the Robots would want to progress mankind to an era where STD's would be destroyed therefore getting rid of the torture that is known as "safe sex".

So there you go: Robot/Robot.
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« Reply #9 on: April 28, 2010, 07:28:05 PM »
Robots/Robots

Long live progress.

Screw conservative zombies.
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« Reply #10 on: April 28, 2010, 11:53:46 PM »
Is this the drunk forum? lol I'd vote for robots cuz if they spent too much you could turn them off.
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« Reply #11 on: April 29, 2010, 02:03:55 AM »
Quote from: Derek on April 28, 2010, 11:53:46 PM
Is this the drunk forum? lol I'd vote for robots cuz if they spent too much you could turn them off.

not if they zap you first
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« Reply #12 on: May 15, 2010, 01:21:25 PM »
Robots/Robots.

Zombies would most likely not be able to find the polling places or operate an electronic ballot and thus the Robots would win in a 50 state landslide with nearly 100% of the vote, Robot Joe Lieberman votes for the Zombies.
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« Reply #13 on: May 15, 2010, 01:27:41 PM »
Zombies, reluctantly.
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« Reply #14 on: May 30, 2010, 10:53:58 AM »
Zombies. Easier to kill if they get out of hand.
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