Hoover reelected in 1932

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Richard Nixon (Vice-President) was assassinated in 1962 by Communists and comes back to life in 1968 to be elected Vice-President AGAIN?

This TL is priceless!!!

I'm doing one just as implausible

lol

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1970 The US has regained the super power status but the soviets can't find there own shoes. (the holocaust doesn't agree with soviet shoes.) Bush reforms congress so it is only a US house for the time being.

The Holocaust doesn't like Soviet shoes? What the hell does that mean? Brezhnev is now barefoot? Does that mean the U.S. makes fun of him at diplomatic meetings?

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Seriously, this timeline has high quality entertainment!

I hope this TL reaches on to 5 billion years into the future.

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I thought Nixon died in the 1950s? Is this a clone?

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Please keep going!

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Bump to the most epic timline ever

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1985 - Kansas Emperor Bob Dole declares himself Emperor of America and blows up Inner Mongolia, declaring it New Kansas

1986 - Freedom fighter Robert Byrd kills Emperor Dole because he believes that Teh Gay should not be killed. Byrd is made Emporer of America in Dole's place

1987 - Mexico invades New Mexico, immediately taking it over. Businessman Gary Johnson is elected President of Mexico over LBJ, who gets angry and explodes

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All of you blaspheme. You can not re-create the utter greatness of this thread merely by trying as hard as you can. There is a gap that can not be bridged despite your best tries.

We are merely emulating the life that Yougo wishes us to live! It is you who are blasphemous, refusing to take part in this sacred ritual of appreciation!

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All of you blaspheme. You can not re-create the utter greatness of this thread merely by trying as hard as you can. There is a gap that can not be bridged despite your best tries.

We are merely emulating the life that Yougo wishes us to live! It is you who are blasphemous, refusing to take part in this sacred ritual of appreciation!

You dare utter his name? It was specifically stated on the tablets that you shall not use His name lightly! Be careful, for His justice is swift and merciless, and all in His path that dare speak and talk lightly of Him shall see their just desserts!

I do not take spreading His word or taking part in His holy rituals lightly! It says in the Book of Herbert Hoover 4:12 - "Flattery is next to godliness."