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Filuwaúrdjan
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« on: March 09, 2010, 07:01:00 AM »

The Mike Naso Memorial Building, home of the DoI.

The Department of the Interior is divided into several seperate Ministries, each of which handles a different aspect of the Department's work. At present they are:

The Ministry of Truth
The Ministry of Administrative Affairs
The Ministry of Social Policy
The Ministry of Questionable Accounting
The Ministry of Industry, Power, Transportation and the Environment
The Ministry of Urban Affairs
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« Reply #1 on: March 09, 2010, 07:08:22 AM »
Shouldn't this be Department of the Inferior? Tongue
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« Reply #2 on: March 09, 2010, 08:55:36 AM »
Quote from: Senator F.E.A.R.™ on March 09, 2010, 07:08:22 AM
Shouldn't this be Department of the Inferior? Tongue

Bah-DUM-ching!

<er, that's supposed to be a drum rim shot>
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« Reply #3 on: March 09, 2010, 04:12:41 PM »
I approve of the architecture.
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« Reply #4 on: March 09, 2010, 09:50:42 PM »
Quote from: Mr Epraheem on March 09, 2010, 07:01:00 AM

The Mike Naso Memorial Building, home of the DoI.

The Department of the Interior is divided into several seperate Ministries, each of which handles a different aspect of the Department's work. At present they are:

The Ministry of Truth
The Ministry of Administrative Affairs
The Ministry of Social Policy
The Ministry of Questionable Accounting
The Ministry of Industry, Power, Transportation and the Environment
The Ministry of Urban Affairs

Sounds Orwellian Shocked
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« Reply #5 on: March 09, 2010, 10:53:39 PM »
You can also have the Office of Atlasian Labor (which was actually created by me Wink).
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« Reply #6 on: March 11, 2010, 10:45:10 AM »
I would like to announce the beginning of a Ministry of Social Policy review into the state of housing in our inner cities.
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« Reply #7 on: March 12, 2010, 04:45:32 PM »
I demand a Ministry of Mines.
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« Reply #8 on: March 12, 2010, 08:34:35 PM »
« Edited: June 08, 2010, 04:46:45 PM by Stepan Trofimovich's Beard »
We are likely to increase the number of Ministries... we have so much free office space in the Naso building that the decision has been taken to use as much of it as possible.

Anyway, I'm likely to try testing the potential powers of the officer out tomorrow. Possibly over environmental regulation.

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« Reply #9 on: March 12, 2010, 08:50:02 PM »
Quote from: OFKA Governor Vepres on March 09, 2010, 09:50:42 PM
Quote from: Mr Epraheem on March 09, 2010, 07:01:00 AM

The Mike Naso Memorial Building, home of the DoI.

The Department of the Interior is divided into several seperate Ministries, each of which handles a different aspect of the Department's work. At present they are:

The Ministry of Truth
The Ministry of Administrative Affairs
The Ministry of Social Policy
The Ministry of Questionable Accounting
The Ministry of Industry, Power, Transportation and the Environment
The Ministry of Urban Affairs

Sounds Orwellian Shocked

Ahem, what's up with a ministry of truth?
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« Reply #10 on: March 12, 2010, 09:13:00 PM »
Hmmm...? I'm not sure if I understand your question. The point of the Ministry of Truth is quite obvious.
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« Reply #11 on: March 12, 2010, 10:53:27 PM »
Quote from: Mr Epraheem on March 12, 2010, 09:13:00 PM
Hmmm...? I'm not sure if I understand your question. The point of the Ministry of Truth is quite obvious.

Not really. Propaganda?
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« Reply #12 on: March 12, 2010, 10:56:30 PM »
Good luck, Al. As the First SoIA (And probable tool of the bourgeois), I wish you luck in your venture to transform the office.
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« Reply #13 on: March 13, 2010, 06:50:54 AM »
Quote from: OFKA Governor Vepres on March 12, 2010, 10:53:27 PM
Quote from: Mr Epraheem on March 12, 2010, 09:13:00 PM
Hmmm...? I'm not sure if I understand your question. The point of the Ministry of Truth is quite obvious.

Not really. Propaganda?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humour
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« Reply #14 on: March 13, 2010, 11:35:35 AM »

Well of course I know he's not being serious about it.
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« Reply #15 on: March 14, 2010, 05:29:55 PM »
Mike Naso Memorial Building? LOL
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« Reply #16 on: March 15, 2010, 08:10:13 AM »
Quote from: Infernal Secretary on March 11, 2010, 10:45:10 AM
I would like to announce the beginning of a Ministry of Social Policy review into the state of housing in our inner cities.

I suggest you transform at least parts of the Mike Naso Memorial Building into flats, as you seem to have plenty of free room...
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« Reply #17 on: March 30, 2010, 06:30:43 PM »
I'm not entirely sure what the correct, formal procedure for this is (and will look it up in the morning - if there is one), but I would like to announce a significant change in government policy.

The Department of the Interior will not put a penny of central government money towards housing developments of any kind that are made up of over twenty houses and which do not take into account community facilities.
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« Reply #18 on: April 02, 2010, 11:03:52 AM »
I'm issuing the follow guidance to the administration and staff at all federal prisons.

1. Armed lockdowns are to be instituted in all federal prisons (irrespective of security level) until the DoI orders otherwise.

2. Any member of staff at any federal prison who has aided in any riot in any federal prison must be suspended immediately and brought before an internal tribunal when the crisis has passed.

3. Any senior prison administrator or official who has failed to restore order with twenty four hours, or refuses to follow this order from the DoI will be immediately dismissed from their post by the DoI.

4. All federal prisons that saw a loss of control during the crisis will be investigated by the DoI when the crisis has passed.
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« Reply #19 on: April 23, 2010, 07:53:07 PM »
IPTE Order no. nkp34

In accordance with Section Four of F.L. 32-10, all relevant depositions shall be made in Bakersfield, CA.
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« Reply #20 on: April 23, 2010, 07:56:18 PM »
The DoI announces, with regret, that the Government of Atlasia has failed to implement FL 30-7 by the required date.
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« Reply #21 on: April 24, 2010, 07:54:21 PM »
Quote from: Gildas on April 23, 2010, 07:56:18 PM
The DoI announces, with regret, that the Government of Atlasia has failed to implement FL 30-7 by the required date.

For reference: FL 30-7
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« Reply #22 on: April 26, 2010, 04:17:52 AM »
Quote from: GM Purple State on April 24, 2010, 07:54:21 PM
Quote from: Gildas on April 23, 2010, 07:56:18 PM
The DoI announces, with regret, that the Government of Atlasia has failed to implement FL 30-7 by the required date.

For reference: FL 30-7

How close/far away are we from compliance?
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« Reply #23 on: April 26, 2010, 09:30:34 AM »
Quote from: Badger on April 26, 2010, 04:17:52 AM
Quote from: GM Purple State on April 24, 2010, 07:54:21 PM
Quote from: Gildas on April 23, 2010, 07:56:18 PM
The DoI announces, with regret, that the Government of Atlasia has failed to implement FL 30-7 by the required date.

For reference: FL 30-7

How close/far away are we from compliance?

The DoI has checked the files and have found no record of any movement towards compliance.
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« Reply #24 on: April 26, 2010, 10:35:40 AM »
« Edited: April 26, 2010, 10:37:45 AM by Jas »
Quote from: Gildas on April 26, 2010, 09:30:34 AM
Quote from: Badger on April 26, 2010, 04:17:52 AM
Quote from: GM Purple State on April 24, 2010, 07:54:21 PM
Quote from: Gildas on April 23, 2010, 07:56:18 PM
The DoI announces, with regret, that the Government of Atlasia has failed to implement FL 30-7 by the required date.

For reference: FL 30-7

How close/far away are we from compliance?

The DoI has checked the files and have found no record of any movement towards compliance.

Surely it's "under active consideration"?
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