Opinion of Santa Claus

[Phony Moderate]

Assuming he exists.

FF.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Epic Freedom Fighter.

I never meet him, but every year he gives me cool christmas gifts.

[Bunwahaha [still dunno why, but well, so be it]]

Wtf is Santa Claus??

I just know the Père Noël.

[Хahar 🤔]

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Well, I like Christmas Song too

[Хahar 🤔]

[Lief 🗽]

fascist

[John Dibble]

A jerk who gives preferential treatment to the children of the rich. We must institute redistribution of present wealth.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

A jerk who gives preferential treatment to the children of the rich. We must institute redistribution of present wealth.

[The Mikado]

Calvin's wager?

Anyways, his profit/loss margins are ridiculous.  He employs slave labor to build a ridiculous amount of manufactured highly technical goods, then gives them away.  Where's the profit?  Where's the imports to support his enslaved elves?  Does he also have plantation elves growing whatever meager food he can get out of the inhospitable soil of the North Pole?  He needs to go to a wage labor model for his elves, ending his commitment to supply them with food and shelter.  Then, he needs to open up free trade with the nations of the Earth, supplying them with these goods in exchange for the handy agricultural surplus the fertile soils of the world produce.  The price of the Christmas gifts goes up slightly, but not unreasonably so, and the North Pole becomes a far more prosperous locale, maybe even further industrializing and joining the WTO and other organizations and becoming the new China.

[Хahar 🤔]

[Ban my account ffs!]

Santa still comes to our house.  But he mysteriously makes two trips to our house (or one very big early one)..

Since about a third of the gifts given on Christmas Eve are from Santa (while all of those on Christmas day are from him).

We still maintain the belief of Santa just because it's kinda fun and we need to practice for the little ones coming along in the family  (currently 1 nephew and a new cousin on the way).

[Ban my account ffs!]

I can prove he is real:

This is santa in the woods near my house. 



I got caught trying to sneak a picture, so he posed.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Oh, you have answer for everything

fascist

Say goodbye to all potential gifts

[Хahar 🤔]

Oh, you have answer for everything

[Free Palestine]

Santa Claus is a socialist.

[JSojourner]

Santa Claus is a socialist.

What?  Have the elves unionized? Perhaps that's where Jimmy Hoffa has been?

[Psychic Octopus]

Ehem, perhaps I shall let his yearly escapades into my house slide, because he gives gifts to every child who has been good.

[JSojourner]

I am waiting for someone to denounce him as a "fat".

[Filuwaúrdjan]

He should fuck off back to America, where he belongs. Father Christmas used to be a Lord of Misrule, has since tamed and wears a hood. Far cooler.

[Mechaman]

Santa Claus,.....more like Big Motherfucking Brother, am I right?

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Why the hell is he making a list? What purpose would that serve? Why does he care so much if you've been "naughty" or "nice"? What happens to people on the "naughty" list?

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Really? In some places Coal is considered a useful, especially in China. Or when you say "put coal in the stocking" is that really a code phrase for "he'll shove dynamite up your ass"?

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How the hell else would he know if you've been good or bad? Does he have a cameras everywhere? Hidden microphones? Or does his Secret Elf Police find it out for him so he can eliminate, err I mean put dissenters on the "Naughty" list?

Screw Santa.

[Mint]

What happens to people on the "naughty" list?

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Santa Claus,.....more like Big Motherfucking Brother, am I right?

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Why the hell is he making a list? What purpose would that serve? Why does he care so much if you've been "naughty" or "nice"? What happens to people on the "naughty" list?

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Really? In some places Coal is considered a useful, especially in China. Or when you say "put coal in the stocking" is that really a code phrase for "he'll shove dynamite up your ass"?

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How the hell else would he know if you've been good or bad? Does he have a cameras everywhere? Hidden microphones? Or does his Secret Elf Police find it out for him so he can eliminate, err I mean put dissenters on the "Naughty" list?

Screw Santa.

You screwed in the christmas for this post.

I warned you!

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

HP - that socialist whore.  Free presents to the stupid little kiddies - we all know the coal thing is just a ploy to get kids to be good to their parents - he gives presents to everybody.



just kidding - it's Santa - who doesn't thing Satan is the biggest FF in the world?

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