Comedy Goldmine XII: A reimagining with Edward James Olmos and Mary McDonnell

[The Mikado]

Also, do they do bizarre musical numbers like in Bollywood movies?  If so, definitely the family.

It is a common misconception that Bollywood is not representative of India. India is actually exactly like that.

[Хahar 🤔]

It's been a while since I've seen a comeback this interesting:

Iran's energy policy is none of our business.

I really do wish my brain were as small as yours...

Why, do you have some lesion on your brain inhibiting your ability to think objectively?

[Marokai Backbeat]

We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!

[Sewer]

PiT must think Hitler was justified too, because we can't force our anti-murder theocratic views on the Nazis.

[Beet]

The Enquirer prints the truth

[Sewer]

McGovern was too pro-Soviet

[Electric Feel]

No one actually posts anything funny in here. This place has gone downhill.

[The Mikado]

No one actually posts anything funny in here. This place has gone downhill.

Get off of my Internet.

[Sewer]

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[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

No one actually posts anything funny in here. This place has gone downhill.

Really, Hammy?

[k-onmmunist]

No one actually posts anything funny in here. This place has gone downhill.

Really, Hammy?

Rochembeau! Fancy seeing you here.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

No one actually posts anything funny in here. This place has gone downhill.

Really, Hammy?

Rochembeau! Fancy seeing you here.

Or maybe this is JSojourner?

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Tb75, your character's name is Mike HUCKABEE, not HUCKLEBEE.

Sorry

[The Mikado]

I would miss Hamilton, if I didn't talk to him pretty much everyday.

I understand you don't like to talk to yourself

If you can't detect the real Hamilton and follow his patterns by now then you have no place here. I'm not him.

[Joe Republic]

As far as Christmas, it's likely we'll have our tree up from Halloween clear through Valentine's Day!!

Man, to keep that wood up that long must require a pill or something.

[Lunar]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmmujd1YKjk&feature=player_embedded

This Massa ad from 2006 is kind of hilarious but also creepy and gross in retrospect.

Thanks Lief, I'd be laughing louder if it wasn't 2am  and I'd wake some punk

[opebo]

haha, seriously?

I suppose you may be at once the best looking and the worst dressed gentleman upon this forum!

Its a girls shirt actually.

Just opebo's type, then.

[opebo]

Good always prevails.

[Marokai Backbeat]

Vote for Romney, if you want America to go to HELL!

[The Mikado]

I'm not sure that counts as a haiku, Mikado.  I'll check.


No, it doesn't.

Joe got 90% of the way to a perfect post there.  If he'd have made that into a haiku, he'd have hit it.

[Bacon King]

I'm impressed enough that you did a line-by-line rebuttal to my cut-and-paste job of the First Catilinarian Oration that I'll leave aside the question of whether you are Hamilton for a second and just say, "Bravo."

[minionofmidas]

Cute or Sad?

He is not Hamilton.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

Segways are for jerks
This one is no exception
Ban Hamilton now





Salad: Nightshade and hemlock.  That was a bit mean on my part.  He can have a plain bowl of lettuce.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Segways are for jerks
This one is no exception
Ban Hamilton now





Salad: Nightshade and hemlock.  That was a bit mean on my part.  He can have a plain bowl of lettuce.

Best
Post
Ever

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Absolute sh**t poors out of this woman's mouth and people eat it up.  Well...what do you expect from the same people who think making left turns on a racetrack for 5 hours is entertainment.

Didn't take him long to get the goldmine.