All about yourself!

[Cabbage]

Age: 21
Gender: Male
SO: Straight, but pretty apathetic
Race: White
Ethnicity: Irish, Scots-Irish, English, French, German, Native American
Height: 6'1"
Weight (this is embarrassing): 125 lbs.
Hair: Balding (lost that genetic lottery)
Eyes: Central heterochromatic (green on the inside, blue on the outside)
Favorite color: idfk
Relationship status: Single; will be ready to mingle c. 2187
Handedness: R
Languages: English (fluent), French, Spanish, German (not)
Religion: Presbyterian
Location: Downstate
Born: Downstate
District: IL-13
Siblings: 16-year-old male proof of the Dunning-Kruger effect
Favorite books: Alternate history, sci-fi, fantasy
Favorite movies: Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Favorite TV shows: N/A
Favorite musicians: Green Day, The Offspring, Seether, Audiomachine
Favorite sports team: German football team
Favorite food: Steak
Occupation: I'm an election game GM. Do you really think I have a job?
Party: Independent
Political orientation: Radical centrist
Favorite city: St. Louis
Favorite president: Lincoln
Interests: History, biology, astronomy, alternate history
Dogs or cats: I'm allergic to cats.
Netflix or YouTube: YouTube
Wine or beer: Both suck, now pass me the bottle of Jack. (if I had to pick, though, beer wins by a mile)