All about yourself!

[Mike Thick]

There are only three things you folks need to know about me:
-My name is Ted Bessell, as far as you know
-I live in California
-Ah play bass *Ted slappa da bass*

[Mike Thick]

I thought about updating this, but realized that the answer to almost every question would be "it's complicated."

[Mike Thick]

Age: Nah fam
Gender: Male
Race: White
Ethnicity: Various shades of white
Religion: Agnostic
Languages: English, conversational knowledge of Spanish
Current location: The Fabulous Central Coast
Birthplace: See above
State of Origin: California
Nationality: American
Occupation: Student
Favorite Presidents: FDR, Bill Clinton, LBJ, Lincoln
Favorite Politicians: Bernie, Kamala, Al Franken, Kevin De Leon, Jared Polis
Political Orientation: Really, really liberal
Favorite TV shows: Arrested Development, The Office (US), HIMYM, Parks and Rec
Favorite Movies: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, They Came Together, Airplane!
Favorite Colour: Atlas red
Favorite Sports Teams: Everything from San Francisco/UCLA
Favorite Musicians: Aesop Rock, Björk, Frank Zappa, Rush
Favorite Video Games: UEBS
Interests: Military history, politics, Joseph Campbell
Siblings: 0
Relationship Status: guess
What year did you join?: 2015

[Mike Thick]

Hi. I'm new here. From Florida.  Was lurking here for a while so I decided to join.

Oof.

[Mike Thick]

Age:: 16
Gender: Male
Race: A potpourri of all the different kinds of white
Religion: Agnostic
Location: Ventura, CA
Birthplace: Camarillo, CA
Occupation: Student/AP course failer
People I most admire: John Wooden, Ben Carson
Favorite musicians: Changes in a weekly basis. Right now, BROCKHAMPTON, Childish Gambino, Frank Ocean
Favorite politician: Doug! and Jerry Brown
Favorite sports teams: Everything from San Francisco
Favorite TV shows: It’s Always Sunny, The Office, Parks and Rec, HIMYM, hate-watching The Curse of Oak Island
Favorite movies: Die Hard, The Godfather, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, They Came Together
Other hobbies: I play bass in a nationally recognized high school orchestra, and have recently started doing some theatre stuff as well, and do Mock Trial, YMCA Youth & Government, Model United Nations, and Academic Decathlon.
Claim to fame: Did the Scripps National Spelling Bee in middle schoool
Claim to fame #2: Was one of the top tween bassists in the country in middle school
Claim to fame #3: One of only seven people ever proven to peak in middle school