Age: 24
Gender: Male
Sexual Orientation:
(bi or gay)
Religion:
Location: xxx, Ohio (somewhere we honestly can't afford to live)
Birthplace: Akron, Ohio
Race/ethnic composition: White: German, WASP, Magyar in that probable order. Magyar might be before WASP and I use it because it's the most "unique".
Relationship status: I had my only crush on someone over 10 years ago, a guy who I held hands with once but didn't date. I don't even know my sexual orientation for sure.
Do you live by yourself?: No
Siblings: No
Occupation: Warehouse worker
Political Orientation: Center-left economically (drifting leftward), center-left socially (drifting rightward), pro-environment
Education: I belong to the infamous "Some college" demographic. I am a student though.
Languages: English as normal
Favorite President: Lincoln
Favorite Politicians: Sherrod Brown
Favorite Music: Vaporwave and associated genres. Flirted with disco earlier this year.
Favorite Books: Enjoyed the long TL-191 series. Currently on a binge, can't really name favorites. As a kid I enjoyed Warrior Cats and a Series of Unfortunate Events, only the latter I finished.
Favorite Films: Inception was pretty good
Favorite Video Games: Mass Effect, Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion, ETS2, the Sims (historically), Civ IV (historically), Sam and Max
Favorite TV Shows: David Attenborough nature docs, My Little Pony, South Park.
Favorite Sports: Baseball (to watch), Football (as a sport to simulate, not to even watch)
Favorite Color: Turquoise
Favorite Sports Teams: Cleveland Cavaliers, Cleveland Indians, Akron Aeros (now the Rubber Ducks), Kansas City Royals
Least favorite Political Orientation: Affluent New England social liberal with neoliberal economics.
Least Favorite President: Dubya
Least Favorite Politicians: Ben Carson
Least Favorite Music: Current era of hip-hop, dominated by autotuned solos with screeching grating voices and generic romantic lyrics.
Least Favorite Books: Ender's Game, because my 8th grade self felt betrayed by the authors hatred towards LGBTs.
Least Favorite Films: Click, a 2006 Sandler movie.
Least Favorite Video Games: Whatever Spyro games came out on the PS3
Least Favorite TV Shows: Family Guy
Least Favorite Sports: Like many Americans, I find soccer to be overrated. But my real ire is for cricket, because it blocks what could've been vibrant markets for baseball.
Least Favorite Color: Dark Yellow
Least Favorite Sports Teams: New England Patriots, Boston Red Sox, Baltimore Ravens, New York Yankees (obligatory)