All about yourself!

[KaiserDave]

An update is appropriate.

Sex: Male
Gender: Male
Age: 19-23
Sexual orientation: Straight
Relationship status: Single
Siblings: 1
Race: White
Ethnicity: Irish and Ashkenazi Jewish
Height: 5 feet, 8 inches
Weight: 140 lbs
Hair color: Dark Brown
Eye color: Hazel
Religion: Agnostic Atheist
Political beliefs: Social Democracy, Vague Notions of Socialism, American Liberalism, Egalitarianism
Current Residence: Chittenden County Vermont
Favorite President: Abraham Lincoln
Favorite Would-Be Presidents: Robert La Follette, Hubert H. Humphrey, Howard Dean, Bernie Sanders, Peter Cooper
Interests: History, Politics, Music, Russian History in particular, Writing, Baseball, Hockey
Favorite Movies: The Death of Stalin, Lincoln, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Star Wars Episode VI
What year did I join Atlas?: Fall 2018

[Astatine]

Update:

Sex: Male
Gender: Male
Age: 21
Birthday: 9 June 2000
Sexual orientation: Gay af
Position: Vers bottom
Relationship: It's complicated
Race: White
Ethnicity: German/Georgian (bit of Russian too)
Citizenship: German
Birthplace: Saarbrücken
Current residence: Saarbrücken
Languages: German, English (+Russian, Serbo-Croatian, Spanish)
Height: 1.80 m
Weight: 89 kg
Eye color: Hazel/Green
Religion: Agnostic, non-practicing EKD Protestant
Political beliefs: Contrarian Liberalism with a strong sense of apathy
Favorite musician: Taylor Swift

[Dr. MB]

Update:

Sex: Male
Gender: Male
Age: 21
Birthday: 9 June 2000
Sexual orientation: Gay af
Position: Vers bottom
Relationship: It's complicated

Looking for: Dates, Relationship, Right Now
Meet at: My place, Your place, Coffee shop, Restaurant
Accepts NSFW Pics: Not At First

[Astatine]

Update:

Sex: Male
Gender: Male
Age: 21
Birthday: 9 June 2000
Sexual orientation: Gay af
Position: Vers bottom
Relationship: It's complicated

Looking for: Dates, Relationship, Right Now
Meet at: My place, Your place, Coffee shop, Restaurant
Accepts NSFW Pics: Not At First

Tribes: Otter, Twink
HIV status: Negative
Last tested: August 2021

[DaleCooper]

I have absolutely no idea which thread to post this in, but does anyone else despise affluent suburbanites that listen to Garth Brooks, drive overpriced disgusting pickup trucks, and pretend to be cowboys/cowgirls even though they've never worked outdoors nor lived outside of a suburb in their lives? There's tons of these people in certain parts of Nebraska and I can't stand them.

I'm from America by the way, to answer this thread's question.

[Conservatopia]

I have absolutely no idea which thread to post this in, but does anyone else despise affluent suburbanites that listen to Garth Brooks, drive overpriced disgusting pickup trucks, and pretend to be cowboys/cowgirls even though they've never worked outdoors nor lived outside of a suburb in their lives? There's tons of these people in certain parts of Nebraska and I can't stand them.

I'm from America by the way, to answer this thread's question.

I tick off about half of those attributes:

✅Affluent suburbanite
✅Garth Brooks enjoyer
❌Drives overpriced truck - but I hope to do so one day
❌Pretends to be cowboy
✅Never had a job that involves outdoor work
✅Never lived outside of a suburb (though technically always in satellite towns)

[DaleCooper]

I have absolutely no idea which thread to post this in, but does anyone else despise affluent suburbanites that listen to Garth Brooks, drive overpriced disgusting pickup trucks, and pretend to be cowboys/cowgirls even though they've never worked outdoors nor lived outside of a suburb in their lives? There's tons of these people in certain parts of Nebraska and I can't stand them.

I'm from America by the way, to answer this thread's question.

I tick off about half of those attributes:

✅Affluent suburbanite
✅Garth Brooks enjoyer
❌Drives overpriced truck - but I hope to do so one day
❌Pretends to be cowboy
✅Never had a job that involves outdoor work
✅Never lived outside of a suburb (though technically always in satellite towns)

It's the "Pretends to be cowboy" part that really offends me so you're probably safe for now.

[Aurelius]

I have absolutely no idea which thread to post this in, but does anyone else despise affluent suburbanites that listen to Garth Brooks, drive overpriced disgusting pickup trucks, and pretend to be cowboys/cowgirls even though they've never worked outdoors nor lived outside of a suburb in their lives? There's tons of these people in certain parts of Nebraska and I can't stand them.

I'm from America by the way, to answer this thread's question.

I tick off about half of those attributes:

✅Affluent suburbanite
✅Garth Brooks enjoyer
❌Drives overpriced truck - but I hope to do so one day
❌Pretends to be cowboy
✅Never had a job that involves outdoor work
✅Never lived outside of a suburb (though technically always in satellite towns)

✅Affluent suburbanite
❌Garth Brooks enjoyer
❌Drives overpriced truck (oversized but not overpriced - bought it used for a bit under 20k)
❌Pretends to be cowboy
❌Never had a job that involves outdoor work
❌Never lived outside of a suburb

[100% pro-life no matter what]

I have absolutely no idea which thread to post this in, but does anyone else despise affluent suburbanites that listen to Garth Brooks, drive overpriced disgusting pickup trucks, and pretend to be cowboys/cowgirls even though they've never worked outdoors nor lived outside of a suburb in their lives? There's tons of these people in certain parts of Nebraska and I can't stand them.

I'm from America by the way, to answer this thread's question.

I tick off about half of those attributes:

✅Affluent suburbanite
✅Garth Brooks enjoyer
❌Drives overpriced truck - but I hope to do so one day
❌Pretends to be cowboy
✅Never had a job that involves outdoor work
✅Never lived outside of a suburb (though technically always in satellite towns)

✅Affluent suburbanite
❌Garth Brooks enjoyer
❌Drives overpriced truck (oversized but not overpriced - bought it used for a bit under 20k)
❌Pretends to be cowboy
❌Never had a job that involves outdoor work
❌Never lived outside of a suburb

✅Affluent suburbanite
✅Garth Brooks enjoyer
❌Drives overpriced truck (no one in my affluent suburb drives trucks, except for Rivians)
❌Pretends to be cowboy
✅Never had a job that involves outdoor work (I am not going to count "canvassing")
❌Never lived outside of a suburb

✅Affluent suburbanite
✅Garth Brooks enjoyer
❌Drives overpriced truck
❌Pretends to be cowboy
✅Never had a job that involves outdoor work
✅Never lived outside of a suburb (unless you count four years on Vandy's campus, which doesn't really look like you're in the middle of the city, or two summer internships in DC).

[dead0man]

I have absolutely no idea which thread to post this in, but does anyone else despise affluent suburbanites that listen to Garth Brooks, drive overpriced disgusting pickup trucks, and pretend to be cowboys/cowgirls even though they've never worked outdoors nor lived outside of a suburb in their lives? There's tons of these people in certain parts of Nebraska and I can't stand them.

I'm from America by the way, to answer this thread's question.

I tick off about half of those attributes:

✅Affluent suburbanite
✅Garth Brooks enjoyer
❌Drives overpriced truck - but I hope to do so one day
❌Pretends to be cowboy
✅Never had a job that involves outdoor work
✅Never lived outside of a suburb (though technically always in satellite towns)

It's the "Pretends to be cowboy" part that really offends me so you're probably safe for now.

the closest bar to my house is called RedNecks...in the middle of Omaha.  I don't think there are that many wearing the 'cowboy gear', but certainly some....and yes cowboy posers are clowns.  But are they any worse than the "thug poser" or the "fancy poser" (or surfer, skater, goth, stoner, athlete, pimp,etc)?  Posers suck.

[DaleCooper]

I have absolutely no idea which thread to post this in, but does anyone else despise affluent suburbanites that listen to Garth Brooks, drive overpriced disgusting pickup trucks, and pretend to be cowboys/cowgirls even though they've never worked outdoors nor lived outside of a suburb in their lives? There's tons of these people in certain parts of Nebraska and I can't stand them.

I'm from America by the way, to answer this thread's question.

I tick off about half of those attributes:

✅Affluent suburbanite
✅Garth Brooks enjoyer
❌Drives overpriced truck - but I hope to do so one day
❌Pretends to be cowboy
✅Never had a job that involves outdoor work
✅Never lived outside of a suburb (though technically always in satellite towns)

It's the "Pretends to be cowboy" part that really offends me so you're probably safe for now.

the closest bar to my house is called RedNecks...in the middle of Omaha.  I don't think there are that many wearing the 'cowboy gear', but certainly some....and yes cowboy posers are clowns.  But are they any worse than the "thug poser" or the "fancy poser" (or surfer, skater, goth, stoner, athlete, pimp,etc)?  Posers suck.

Sure, but I have to look at the cowboy posers more often. I think a perfect comparison would be how people in post-war Europe resented the Nazis more while people in post-war Asia resented Imperial Japan more. It's not a competition, both were evil, it's just the those with first hand experience with one are going to hate that one more. That's how I feel about the fake cowboys that live in suburban homes and drink light beer at chain restaurants.

[Secretary of State Liberal Hack]

I have absolutely no idea which thread to post this in, but does anyone else despise affluent suburbanites that listen to Garth Brooks, drive overpriced disgusting pickup trucks, and pretend to be cowboys/cowgirls even though they've never worked outdoors nor lived outside of a suburb in their lives? There's tons of these people in certain parts of Nebraska and I can't stand them.

I'm from America by the way, to answer this thread's question.

✅Affluent suburbanite*
❌Garth Brooks enjoyer
❌Drives overpriced truck
❌Pretends to be cowboy
✅Never had a job that involves outdoor work
✅Never lived outside of a suburb*

*well that depends on your defintion of a suburb, I've only ever lived in the Suburban parts of Singapore but they're probably denser that most north America city cores.

[HillGoose]

i am tarsh

[GregTheGreat657]

Race: White (English, German, Italian, Irish, in descending order)
Gender: Male
Sexuality: Straight (working on my abilities to talk to girls though)
Religion: Lapsed Catholic
Age: 15
Height: 5'4 without shoes, 5'5-5'6 with
Weight: Roughly 110 lbs
Home: A relatively small (pop. about 7500) town in Upstate NY
Occupation: High School student (class of 2025)
Interests: Sports, History, Politics, and Geography
Favorite President: Trump (in my lifetime), Abraham Lincoln (all of US history)
Ideology: Center-right populist
Favorite Types of Music: Classic Rock, Rap, Country
Favorite Movies: the Rocky series, Forrest Gump, the Harry Potter series, though I like comedies as well
Favorite Artists: Drake, Travis Scott, Lil Nas X, Polo G, Pop Smoke, and Future (for hip-hop). I like the Survivor tracks on the Rocky movies. I am also a fan of the Weeknd.

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

Favorite Movies: the Rocky series

Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.

[GregTheGreat657]

Favorite Movies: the Rocky series

Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.

Appreciate it

[FT-02 Senator A.F.E. 🇵🇸🤝🇺🇸🤝🇺🇦]

Age: 18
Date of Birth: May 11th, 2004
Sex: Male
Sexual Orientation: Heterosexual
Relationship status: Single...
Race: Asian
Ethnicity: Muhajir
Religion: Sunni Islam (Hanafi)
Height: 5'5
Occupation(s): Lifeguard
Currently residing: Aurora, Illinois, USA
Birthplace: Evanston, Illinois, USA
Siblings: 2 brothers (16 & 6) and 1 sister (7)
Educational Status: Incoming college undergrad.
Languages: English, some Spanish, Urdu
Favorite Color: Blue
Eye Color: Dark Brown
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Interests: Swimming, gaming, sh!tposting, reading, doodling, politics, history, science
Favorite President(s): Lincoln, Grant, T.R., F.D.R., L.B.J. Carter
Favorite Food: Baconator
Favorite show(s): Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey, The Goldbergs, The Office, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Mythbusters
Favorite Movies: 3 Idiots, Spaceballs, Welcome (2007), Dumb and Dumber, Star Wars (originals), Terminator 2: Judgement Day, Spiderman 2, Who Killed Captain Alex?
Favorite Artist: Michael Jackson or TheWeeknd
Favorite Genres: Pop, Rap, Electronic, R&B
Ideology: Social-Democracy with Islamic characteristics
Joined Atlas: 2021

[Kleine Scheiße]

FUN FACT ABOUT ME: I only post bangers

[Kleine Scheiße]

I just found out that my husband of thirty years has been having an affair with my niece's pharmacist's dog groomer. Thirty years down the drain. I think I'm going to vomit. How is it possible that we're not having the best of years?

I'm so disgusted that my first thought is to go get the gun. What's a woman to do?

This started about a month ago. I'd always been suspicious of the pharmacist because he's a womanizer and has about fifteen cats. And my niece works for him, so I knew she'd been seeing him.

And I think he always wanted my husband more than he did me because my husband's very attractive and I'm old and a little bit frumpy. And he's had an affair with every woman in our town (my husband included) except for me.

I didn't confront them for a while because my husband always felt bad and would always apologize. And I didn't say anything because I was hoping I'd somehow see the relationship end on its own and we could all go back to normal.

But it didn't end and it's gotten worse. I think this is the worst it's ever been. My husband and my niece are both at work and she has to travel a lot. They stay at her house when they go out. I have tried to confront her about it because she's so obvious and there's no way I can ignore her, but I never see her outside work. I can't go over there in person because she lives ten minutes away and my husband can't be gone that long.

So it has to be done online. So I've done some snooping and found a lot of inappropriate things. But I still don't know for sure if they're having sex. I'm not going to put my husband through that. So I thought I'd do the same to her but then realized I'd have to talk to her first because the other night we caught each other on camera doing something. It had to be done the night of the party at her house because if we'd waited until the next night, the camera would have been turned off and he would have gotten to her the next day. So I looked at the camera for ten minutes and it was at the right angle to see if there was any sex, but it wasn't.

But that night there were many, many, many texts between them. My husband had to leave because he was late and his wife was getting ready to go out with friends. I called and asked to speak to her and she told me to come over in person because she didn't have the time, so I hung up the phone. She knew I was calling her, and I think she knew I was going to show up at her house that night because I asked her to text me, but she didn't.

My husband is away this week, so he won't see. I'll show up this weekend.

Does she expect me to just let her go? It'll kill me. She's the worst kind of person.

[Cassandra]

I have absolutely no idea which thread to post this in, but does anyone else despise affluent suburbanites that listen to Garth Brooks, drive overpriced disgusting pickup trucks, and pretend to be cowboys/cowgirls even though they've never worked outdoors nor lived outside of a suburb in their lives? There's tons of these people in certain parts of Nebraska and I can't stand them.

I'm from America by the way, to answer this thread's question.

I tick off about half of those attributes:

✅Affluent suburbanite
✅Garth Brooks enjoyer
❌Drives overpriced truck - but I hope to do so one day
❌Pretends to be cowboy
✅Never had a job that involves outdoor work
✅Never lived outside of a suburb (though technically always in satellite towns)

✅Affluent suburbanite
❌Garth Brooks enjoyer
❌Drives overpriced truck (oversized but not overpriced - bought it used for a bit under 20k)
❌Pretends to be cowboy
❌Never had a job that involves outdoor work
❌Never lived outside of a suburb

✅Affluent suburbanite
✅Garth Brooks enjoyer
❌Drives overpriced truck (no one in my affluent suburb drives trucks, except for Rivians)
❌Pretends to be cowboy
✅Never had a job that involves outdoor work (I am not going to count "canvassing")
❌Never lived outside of a suburb

✅Affluent suburbanite
✅Garth Brooks enjoyer
❌Drives overpriced truck
❌Pretends to be cowboy
✅Never had a job that involves outdoor work
✅Never lived outside of a suburb (unless you count four years on Vandy's campus, which doesn't really look like you're in the middle of the city, or two summer internships in DC).

❌Affluent suburbanite
✅Garth Brooks enjoyer
❌Drives overpriced truck (I wish lmao)
❌Pretends to be cowboy
❌Never had a job that involves outdoor work
❌Never lived outside of a suburb

I wish I was this person lmao

[Kleine Scheiße]

❌Affluent suburbanite

❌Garth Brooks enjoyer

❌Drives overpriced truck

❌Pretends to be cowboy (actually debatable)

❌Never had a job that involves outdoor work (never a long-term formal job but I have certainly made money from outdoor labor)

❌Never lived outside of a suburb

[Mr. Smith]

I have absolutely no idea which thread to post this in, but does anyone else despise affluent suburbanites that listen to Garth Brooks, drive overpriced disgusting pickup trucks, and pretend to be cowboys/cowgirls even though they've never worked outdoors nor lived outside of a suburb in their lives? There's tons of these people in certain parts of Nebraska and I can't stand them.

I'm from America by the way, to answer this thread's question.

I tick off about half of those attributes:

✅Affluent suburbanite
✅Garth Brooks enjoyer
❌Drives overpriced truck - but I hope to do so one day
❌Pretends to be cowboy
✅Never had a job that involves outdoor work
✅Never lived outside of a suburb (though technically always in satellite towns)

It's the "Pretends to be cowboy" part that really offends me so you're probably safe for now.

You really wouldn't like it down here then lol.

✅Affluent suburbanite
✅Garth Brooks enjoyer
❌Drives overpriced truck
❌Pretends to be cowboy
❌Never had a job that involves outdoor work
❌Never lived outside of a suburb

[𝕭𝖆𝖕𝖙𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖆 𝕸𝖎𝖓𝖔𝖑𝖆]

Today marks my second anniversary on this forum, so it is time for a new update. Not much has changed since last year (actually very little) but still.

Age: 21
Gender: Male
Sexuality: N/A
Ethnicity: Italian
Nationality: Italian
Religion: Christian, Roman Catholic
Height: 173 cm
Weight: 60 kg
Hair colour: Brown
Eye colour: Green
Birthplace: La Spezia, Italy
Residence: La Spezia, Italy
Other places I have lived in: I rented a house in Pisa for a while, but I hardly ever went there so this is just for the record and does not really count.
Education: Scientific high school diploma
Occupation: None. Mathematics student at the University of Pisa.
Relationship status: Bachelor
Languages: Italian, English. A smattering of Spanish. I can understand other Romance languages variably well, better if written.
Best day of my life: Unsure but probably 25 May 2019. I went on stage at the civic theatre with my high school drama class for the last, and most gleeful, time.
Worst day of my life: 21 November 2020. My then-girlfriend broke up with me, ending the only romantic relationship I have had so far after more than four and a half years.
Political party: Independent
Political orientation: Last time I just said "Catholic" - looking back right now that feels like hybris... however "social-democrat" is very boring (and in my personal view the deriving values are similar) and any other answer would be too unwieldy and perhaps pointless.
Interests: Mathematics, geography and travel, politics and elections, data mapping, religion and theology, linguistics, literature, music, stationery, nib pens and other ~retro~ objects, collecting playing cards, trying foreign cuisines.

[European Lefty]

Back again, last logged on to follow the presidential election, back again for the midterms. Got bored because I'm sat at home recovering while I wait for a kidney transplant so I dug out my login again!

[Leinad]

lol why not

Age: 24
Date of Birth: April 18th
Sex: Male
Sexual Orientation: Bisexual
Relationship status: Engaged
Race: White
Ethnicity: mostly Bri'ish but random other Europeans
Religion: Agnostic, raised evangelical Protestant
Height: like 5'9 or 5'10
Weight: legit no idea, if it helps I am a bit overweight but not dramatically so
Occupation(s): I provide the people in my community with substances that will accelerate their death (aggressively low-prestige food service industry, what were you thinking?)
Currently residing: Atlanta metro area
Birthplace: like idk a half hour down that way *points towards where I was born*
Other places I have lived in: north Texas for a decade, LA county for a couple years, and some other places in the Atlanta metro area
Siblings: one, younger
Educational Status: GED
Languages: English, some Spanish but not enough to be practical
Favorite Color: I like colors together; a dark red and light blue is nice; pastel colors are pretty nice in a lot of contexts
Eye Color: (brownish) green
Hair Color: naturally brown, there is some blond left from the last time I dyed it, probably going to dye it again (something else) soon
Interests: music, art/design, architecture, popular culture, linguistics, comedy, the sports (specifically soccer), chess (PM me if you're on lichess), history, philosophy, lots of science-y stuff really, I guess politics but it's so damn draining
Favorite President(s): they're all pretty problematic iirc so might as well go with Carter because he has a fairly peaceful/good-natured reputation and being from Georgia
Favorite Food: pizza, I think?
Favorite show(s): Community, Always Sunny, Peep Show, Arrested Development
Favorite Artist: Radiohead, Kendrick Lamar, Sufjan Stevens, Madlib, Earl Sweatshirt, MIKE, Outkast, Fugees, Wu-Tang, DOOM, Tyler, JID, Big K.R.I.T, JPEGMAFIA, Ye, The Olivia Tremor Control, Deerhunter, like 40 others I didn't think of immediately including some super obvious ones
Favorite Genres: rap, pop, rock, "indie", I like jazz but don't listen to it enough
Ideology: libertarian socialist, not very self-serious but I'm ardently anti-bigotry and worry about the long-term effects of climate change, capitalism, and intense authoritarianism that obviously creeps up under the guise of "populism" (often when there isn't a pro-people movement electorally relevant, hint-hint)
Joined Atlas: 2015 I think