CIVIL WAR

[Peter]

In the name of all that is holy (and JFK) I do declare war on this Republic of the Atlas Forum.

As JFKs Army Chief of Staff I do announce that we have taken the Capital and several other key govt strongholds. We are imposing a state of martial law - may all hell descend upon the streets and anybody who uses the words "Supreme Court."

I am also delighted to announce that I will personally execute Shapeshifter at high noon tomorrow (GMT - we Brits are fed up with converting to bloody EST) because everybody finds him so annoying. Please stay tuned for further announcements of curtailments of your liberty.

[Emsworth]

In the name of all that is holy (and JFK) I do declare war on this Republic of the Atlas Forum.

Praying for the forgiveness of the mighty Lord, the High Executioner, I humbly present that the portion of the sentence within parantheses would constitute a redundancy.

[ilikeverin]

I declare myself head of the JFKYouthKorps.

I also lay out the crime for robbery:

"Thou mustith be subjectedith to vile singinge by Ilikeverine if thou shalt commitith robbery."

[KEmperor]

Interesting development, I will be watching it closely...

[Peter]

The President has been placed under house arrest - unless he complies with Lord our God JFK, then I will administer justice to him.

The Senate is hereby suspended, Emsworth has been reinstated as he appears to be subservient and will do what I tell him.

[JohnFKennedy]

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!

The revolution is upon us! Will you throw off the chains of oppression and rise up with me to fight against what has occurred in this great nation over the last few days.

*crowd cheers*

We CANNOT and WILL NOT lie down and be trodden upon by the minority!

*crowd cheers uproarously*

Ladies and Gentlemen, will you stand by, while our friends are killed or forced to flee, and allow this to continue?

I say, NO WE WON'T!

*crowd cheers as JFK departs from the stage, they take up the cry "Long Live the Revolution, The Revolution has Begun"

[bgwah]

Hmm, I think I missed something here.

[The Dowager Mod]

when i assumed my office as senator i swore to uphold the constitution of the forum.
you will trample on that constitution over my dead body!

[PBrunsel]

when i assumed my office as senator i swore to uphold the constitution of the forum.
you will trample on that constitution over my dead body!

I stand behind Texasgurl.

[JohnFKennedy]

when i assumed my office as senator i swore to uphold the constitution of the forum.
you will trample on that constitution over my dead body!

if you stand down you can be my queen .

[Peter]

Go away Shapesh**ter or face immediate death

[The Dowager Mod]

not gonna happen

[JohnFKennedy]

not gonna happen

ok, then Peter Bell will deal with you!

[Peter]

Jesus - join us and I will make you Supreme Dispenser of Thrashings and Beatings.

Texasgurl - I sentence you to death with Shapesh**ter tomorrow at high noon

[The Dowager Mod]

better that i should die free than opressed by an illegal junta!

[JohnFKennedy]

better that i should die free than opressed by an illegal junta!

actually, it is more like a Dictatorship.....

[Bleeding heart conservative, HTMLdon]

Sounds like of like a theocracy

[PBrunsel]

This whole "Civil War" is a bad joke.

[Peter]

Jokes are hereby suspended until further notice

[The Dowager Mod]

i agree

[Emsworth]

Jesus - join us and I will make you Supreme Dispenser of Thrashings and Beatings.

My Dread Lord,

I beg Your Lordship's Grace and submit an humble application that I be made Supreme Reader of the Rights of the Condemned and Lord High Captain of the Right Honourable Corps of Gentlemen-Clerks.

[JohnFKennedy]

I have the unspoken support of the majority....... Why do you think gustaf didn't delete it all before he left?

[KEmperor]

Jokes are hereby suspended until further notice

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[KEmperor]

I hereby declare my public support for our new leader, Supreme Dictator John F. Kennedy!

[Dave from Michigan]

I second that