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ilikeverin
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« on: June 23, 2004, 06:08:22 PM »


Rumors are swirling around the Gubernatorial Mansion today.  All of the rumors seem to involve the Governor, but it is unclear how.  

Rumors of President Nym visiting the Mansion are unconfirmed.

One thing is for sure, though.  The Mansion is a hotbed of activity.
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« Reply #1 on: June 23, 2004, 06:28:21 PM »
This is very interesting. Very interesting indeed. (focus: Beet's shifty eyes.)
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« Reply #2 on: June 23, 2004, 06:49:39 PM »
This is indeed interesting... But what could it mean?

I will keep watching the most trusted name in biased news, Ilikeverin News Network.
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« Reply #3 on: June 23, 2004, 11:11:01 PM »
I WILL RUN IN THE NEXT PRESDINTIAL ELECTION
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« Reply #4 on: June 23, 2004, 11:14:50 PM »
Quote from: John on June 23, 2004, 11:11:01 PM
I WILL RUN IN THE NEXT PRESDINTIAL ELECTION

Excellent...let's hold the election next week just so John doesn't forget. Smiley
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« Reply #5 on: June 24, 2004, 12:07:35 AM »
Yes, these reports of me being at the Governor's Mansion....are....unconfirmed....

No comment. Smiley
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« Reply #6 on: June 24, 2004, 04:01:56 PM »


Governor ILV issued a statement today regarding rumors around himself.

"All the rumors you have heard today were false.  Nother special has happened.  I mean... ah... I got a puppy.  Yes, that's it.  I got a puppy.  You don't want to come in the mansion.  Actually, you don't want to look at it, or else the puppy will stare out the window and blind you with its cuteness."



"As you can see, I am wearing these spiffy green glasses so I am not blinded by the puppy."

*ILV poses with the glasses*

"So, all the rumors, including Nym90 and Hughento coming to the house, are false.  Thank you, and do not look at the mansion."
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« Reply #7 on: June 24, 2004, 04:47:41 PM »
*Senator Hughento leaves the house, A la 'La cage aux folles', for no apparent reason. When asked later ehy, he responeded, 'Why not, daaarling?'
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« Reply #8 on: June 24, 2004, 05:22:54 PM »
« Edited: June 24, 2004, 09:57:21 PM by Lame Duck President Nym90 »
*President Nym90 staggers out in a drunken stupor....2 women (neither of whom are the first lady) hanging off of him....*

"But I only lost by 4 votes! 4 measly votes...if I had gotten Ben, and DemrepDan, and Beet...or Beet, Demrepdan, and Ilikeverin...or Demrepdan, Ilikeverin and MAS....."
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« Reply #9 on: June 24, 2004, 09:48:44 PM »


A poll released today shows that no one really cares.  37% say they don't care about 'Puppygate', 13% say they do care, and a whopping 42% don't know who the Governor is.  The remaining 8% either are undecided or 'need a hot dog right now real bad'.
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« Reply #10 on: June 25, 2004, 12:24:42 PM »


Breaking news!  Governor Ilikeverin is expected to give a speech about 'Puppygate' very soon.  Keep on ILVNS for up to date coverage.
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« Reply #11 on: June 25, 2004, 01:24:19 PM »
I will keep watching ILVNS, the best news in partisan reporting.
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« Reply #12 on: June 25, 2004, 06:20:47 PM »


This is what happened when I looked at the puppy.
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« Reply #13 on: June 25, 2004, 06:23:46 PM »
Quote from: Gore for President on June 25, 2004, 06:20:47 PM


This is what happened when I looked at the puppy.

Grin
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« Reply #14 on: June 25, 2004, 06:53:28 PM »
Because of the puppy's inherent risk to public health, I have decided to execute the puppy and will therefore don my execution gown shortly.
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