Breaking news: Region missing

[bgwah]

Thursday, April 17th, 2008


Region missing
By Bgwah

NYMAN, DC—Federal agents are asking for the public's help in finding a 4-year-old region who has been missing since it voted about one month ago. The Southeast region was last seen when it voted on two initiatives in March. It never opened a voting booth for the National Policy Standardization Amendment. Week-long voting has concluded in every other region. As of approximately 2:00 in the morning EST, the scheduled April voting booth has not opened either. The Southeast is described as approximately 11-states-large with a phallic-shaped state at its southeastern corner. Concerned neighbors in New Mexico and Virgina have been handing out flyers, while police have been speaking with other regions in the hopes of finding leads. If you see the Southeast, please contact federal authorities immediately. ©2008 The Pacific Free Press The PFP is a subsidary of the Ebowed News Corporation.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

I've been wondering what happened.

[AndrewTX]

This wouldn't have happened if gporter were elected.

[TomC]

This wouldn't have happened if gporter were elected.

Works for me; although a PM might have done the trick, too. We used to get those when an amendment was up.

[bgwah]

This wouldn't have happened if gporter were elected.

Works for me; although a PM might have done the trick, too. We used to get those when an amendment was up.

You know, if you were a member of the JCP, I would remind you of such things... that's how our par-tay works.

[Хahar 🤔]

The Southeast is described as approximately 11-states-large with a phallic-shaped state at its southeastern corner.

[ilikeverin]

My goodness, is that "Pacific" and "Free" in one line?

And no mention of the frantic desires of New Mexicans to reunite with their beloved Midwestern homeland?

[CultureKing]

Well I found Jesus (he's the JCP leader if anyone didn't notice and he was hiding underneath the dining room table) so I am pretty sure I can find the SouthEast as well. If I do find it does that mean I own it? In other words are we working on a finder's-keeper's basis here?

[Sam Spade]

The official "leader" of the Southeast is still around, Jesus.

I had no interest in starting the vote on the amendment, because I didn't think it was worth voting on.

[2952-0-0]

If this were a real country, it would be Nigeria or Uzbekistan.

[Willy Woz]

Maybe it's time for a Civil War.

[Platypus]

My goodness, is that "Pacific" and "Free" in one line?

And no mention of the frantic desires of New Mexicans to reunite with their beloved Midwestern homeland?

I for one noticed the typefont...

[bgwah]

My goodness, is that "Pacific" and "Free" in one line?

And no mention of the frantic desires of New Mexicans to reunite with their beloved Midwestern homeland?

Amusing coming from someone opposing the Free Secession Amendment!

[minionofmidas]

My goodness, is that "Pacific" and "Free" in one line?

And no mention of the frantic desires of New Mexicans to reunite with their beloved Midwestern homeland?

Amusing coming from someone opposing the Free Secession Amendment!

The Free Secession Amendment refers to persons' right to secede, not states'. If a person wants to secede, they already can do so through the process known as deregistration.

[Хahar 🤔]

I have to say, the Southeast was better this way.

[DownWithTheLeft]

I have to say, the Southeast was better this way.

Doing nothing?  LOL

We've gone from the region of doing nothing to the region of doing too much

[Хahar 🤔]

I have to say, the Southeast was better this way.

Doing nothing?  LOL

We've gone from the region of doing nothing to the region of doing too much

Nothing of any worth. All you've done is impose totalitarianism.

[Associate Justice PiT]

I have to say, the Southeast was better this way.

Doing nothing?  LOL

We've gone from the region of doing nothing to the region of doing too much

Nothing of any worth. All you've done is impose totalitarianism.

     We've also caused tons of excitement!

[Хahar 🤔]

I have to say, the Southeast was better this way.

Doing nothing?  LOL

We've gone from the region of doing nothing to the region of doing too much

Nothing of any worth. All you've done is impose totalitarianism.

     We've also caused tons of excitement!

Bad excitement.

[Associate Justice PiT]

I have to say, the Southeast was better this way.

Doing nothing?  LOL

We've gone from the region of doing nothing to the region of doing too much

Nothing of any worth. All you've done is impose totalitarianism.

     We've also caused tons of excitement!

Bad excitement.

     This is the internet! Here, all excitement is good excitement.

[Хahar 🤔]

I have to say, the Southeast was better this way.

Doing nothing?  LOL

We've gone from the region of doing nothing to the region of doing too much

Nothing of any worth. All you've done is impose totalitarianism.

     We've also caused tons of excitement!

Bad excitement.

     This is the internet! Here, all excitement is good excitement.

Except for that which you're generating.

[Associate Justice PiT]

I have to say, the Southeast was better this way.

Doing nothing?  LOL

We've gone from the region of doing nothing to the region of doing too much

Nothing of any worth. All you've done is impose totalitarianism.

     We've also caused tons of excitement!

Bad excitement.

     This is the internet! Here, all excitement is good excitement.

Except for that which you're generating.

     How come? Everyone involved gets tons of free posts for participating in the secession crisis. Whether they're federalists or anti-federalists.