What kind of socialist are YOU?

[David S]

I've become much more slit-the-throats-of-the-ruling-class-and-let-their-blood-run-in-the-streets lately:

Opebo you're a hard one to figure. Do you really mean the things you say?

Yes, I think it would be pleasing on some level to see the tables turned for once.  On the other hand I'm moderately privileged myself, so I'd rather watch it on TV from a remote location.

May I ask why you are  so bitter? It seems to me that you have at least a comfortable life, maybe even a wealthy lifestyle.

I'm not bitter.  My own situation is not so bad, obviously, but surely anyone who has ever rooted for an underdog can understand my feelings about the working class.  They've been abused by the owners for so long, it would be a kind of 'karmic backlash' to see them rise up and turn the tables.

But certainly you are aware that such uprisings as you propose have happened in both the former USSR and China. In both cases the outcome was disastrous. With the possible exception of the new ruling elite, the people gained neither freedom nor prosperity.

[Ban my account ffs!]

1.  Progressive
2.  Democratic Socialist

[Хahar 🤔]

  My #1 is: Progressive
  My #2 is: Libertarian Socialist
  My #3 is: Social Democrat
  My #4 is: Democratic Socialist
  My #5 is: Bookchinite
  My #6 is: Christian Socialist
  My #7 is: Shachtmanite
  My #8 is: Anarchist
  My #9 is: Democratic Marxist
  My #10 is: Kimist
  My #11 is: Stalinist/Maoist
  My #12 is: DeLeonist
  My #13 is: Leninist-Trotskyist
  My #14 is: Castroist
Seems about right, actually. I'm not a Communist.

[Ban my account ffs!]

   My #1 is:   Progressive   
   My #2 is:   Democratic Socialist   
   My #3 is:   Libertarian Socialist   
   My #4 is:   Shachtmanite   
   My #5 is:   Anarchist   
   My #6 is:   Bookchinite   
   My #7 is:   Social Democrat   
   My #8 is:   Democratic Marxist   
   My #9 is:   Christian Socialist   
   My #10 is:   DeLeonist   
   My #11 is:   Leninist-Trotskyist   
   My #12 is:   Kimist   
   My #13 is:   Stalinist/Maoist   
   My #14 is:   Castroist

[Јas]

1: Progressive   
2: Libertarian Socialist 
3: Social Democrat
4: Democratic Socialist   
5: Shachtmanite 
6: Bookchinite 
7: Christian Socialist 
8: Anarchist 
9: Democratic Marxist 
10: Kimist 
11: Stalinist/Maoist   
12: DeLeonist 
13: Leninist-Trotskyist 
14: Castroist 

[useful idiot]

#1 is:  Democratic Marxist    
#2 is:   DeLeonist    
#3 is:   Shachtmanite    
#4 is:   Leninist-Trotskyist    
#5 is:   Anarchist    
#6 is:   Castroist    
#7 is:   Democratic Socialist
#8 is:   Progressive
#9 is:   Kimist
#10 is:   Libertarian Socialist

[War on Want]

1. Progressive
2. Shactmanite
3. Democratic Socialist
4. Anarchist
5. Democratic marxist
6. Social Democrat
7. Christian Socialist
8. Liberitarian Socialism
9. Brookchinite
10. DeLeonist
11. Lenninist-Trotsky
12. Castroist
13. Kimist
14. Stalin/Maoist

[Robespierre's Jaw]

1. Social Democrat
2. Progressive
3. Libertarian Socialist
4. Democratic Socialist
5. Christian Socialist
6. Bookchinite
7. Shachtmanite
8. Democratic Marxist
9. Anarchist
10. Kimist
11. Stalinist/Maoist
12. DeLeonist
13. Leninist-Trotskyist
14. Castroist

[Kaine for Senate '18]

 My #1 is: Social Democrat   
  My #2 is: Progressive   
  My #3 is: Christian Socialist 
  My #4 is: Libertarian Socialist   
  My #5 is: Democratic Socialist 
  My #6 is: Shachtmanite   
  My #7 is: Bookchinite 
  My #8 is: Anarchist 
  My #9 is: Democratic Marxist 
  My #10 is: Kimist 
  My #11 is: Stalinist/Maoist
  My #12 is: DeLeonist
  My #13 is: Leninist-Trotskyist
  My #14 is: Castroist 

[minionofmidas]

Did we have this test before, hosted on a different site? Or is this a ripoff off the test we once had?
Result's reasnable-ish I suppose...
#1 Progressive
#2 Shachtmanite
#3 Anarchist
#4 Democratic Socialist
#5 Democratic Marxist
#6 Libertarian Socialist
#7 Bookchinite
#8 Christian Socialist
#9 Social Democrat
#10 DeLeonist
#11 Leninist-Trotskyist
#12 Castroist
#13 Kimist
#14 Stalinist/Maoist

My #1 is:   Democratic Socialist
   My #2 is:   Progressive
   My #3 is:   Shachtmanite
   My #4 is:   Libertarian Socialist
   My #5 is:   Anarchist    
   My #6 is:   Bookchinite
   My #7 is:   Democratic Marxist
   My #8 is:   Social Democrat    
   My #9 is:   Christian Socialist
   My #10 is:   DeLeonist
   My #11 is:   Leninist-Trotskyist
   My #12 is:   Castroist
   My #13 is:   Kimist    
   My #14 is:   Stalinist/Maoist