I'm gonna have to run for something...look at how gosh darn cute these kids are.

[freedomburns]

This picture was taken at the ice skating rink in Central Park last January.  Aren't they CUTE?  How could you not vote for me?  I should run for Supreme-Dictator-for-Life of Atlasia for sure.

Ok, so they're my sisters.....but anyway, how could you not vote for me?  They are such little angels.


I have reached an arrangement with my speechwriter.  He promises to state that I wrote every word in all of my speeches and to only take credit for the following line:

"Good night, God bless you, and God bless America!"

Wait, that's what everyone's speechwriters write.  Dang, outsmarted again...

;-)

freedomburns

[King]

What?

[freedomburns]

Is Supreme Dictator for Life available?  No?  Lemmee go read the proper thread...

[King]

Is Supreme Dictator for Life available?  No?  Lemmee go read the proper thread...

Are you even registered to vote?

[freedomburns]

Ok, Gubernatorial elections in my district take place on the 20th of this month.  I will be qualified to hold office at that time so I am hereby annoucing my candidacy for Governor of the Western Region.

My platform will match closely with the United Left Party platform, except that I will also introduce legislation to ban C-Span from showing old tapes of Nixon interviews unless it is within one week of his birthday.  

j/k  ;-)

The positions I endorse will be further fleshed out in the press release and in my speech at the capitol officially announcing my candidacy.

freedomburns

[freedomburns]

Is Supreme Dictator for Life available?  No?  Lemmee go read the proper thread...

Are you even registered to vote?

I will be in ten days, and that's three days before the election, so I assume that makes me qualified to hold office and to run for election, right?

[Fritz]

Freedomburns is registered to vote.

Was that a serious declaration of candidacy, or were you just kidding?

[King]

Ok, Senatorial elections in my district take place on the 20th of this month.  I will be qualified to hold office at that time so I am hereby annoucing my candidacy for Senator of the Fifth District.

My platform will match exactly with my party platform, the United Left Party, except that I will also introduce legislation to ban C-Span from showing old tapes of Nixon interviews except within one week of his birthday.  

j/k  ;-)

freedomburns

The UL has already endorsed PlatypeanArchcow, the UAC has nominated Mr. Hobbes who hasn't even logged in this month, and the Republicans nominate incumbent StevenNick. So you might make it to second ballot...

[freedomburns]

Freedomburns is registered to vote.

Was that a serious declaration of candidacy, or were you just kidding?

Serious declaration of candidacy.  Although I will state that I am running this time mostly to get a feel for it and to figure out what it's all about so that I can mount an even more serious effort next time.

So my party has already endorsed someone for the upcoming election?

So I should probably change my affiliation to independent for my run?  

I was just kidding (j/k) about the Nixon crack, not about my intention to run for office.

freedomburns

[minionofmidas]

You might want to run for Governor of the Pacific instead. We haven't got a candidate for that yet. In fact, Wildcard is unopposed as is.

[freedomburns]

You might want to run for Governor of the Pacific instead. We haven't got a candidate for that yet. In fact, Wildcard is unopposed as is.

That sounds good.  I will announce my candidacy to the media now.

[TheWildCard]

You might want to run for Governor of the Pacific instead. We haven't got a candidate for that yet. In fact, Wildcard is unopposed as is.

That sounds good.  I will announce my candidacy to the media now.

Welcome to the race. I look forward to a good clean campaign.