Battle of the opebo quotes pt. 2

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Here's there's an old one and a recent one.

Quote A:

she just got very mad, told me I had a 'sex addiction' (yes, I'm a male!)

She was right, and you obviously have a very low opinion of males.  Male don't have to be sex-obsessed, but some, such as yourself, choose to be.

Actually, from an evolutionary perspective, yes, they do!

From an evolutionary perspective, we all have to be heterosexual, don't we?

I suppose, or at least get around to making a few vaginal deposits.  That's the great thing about sperm - the male of the species makes so much of it, it isn't really 'wasted' if it goes to a Bounty towel or another male..  or for that matter either of the other two apertures in the female!

Quote B:

What Men Want from a Woman

• sexual intercourse
• blow jobs
• anal sex
• slim
• hot body
• willing to go without protection
• respect
• nicelyshaped ass
• nicely shaped breasts
• physical attractiveness
• good disposition
• we want to keep our independence absolutely

What Men Don't Want from a Woman

• fat
• frigid
• unwilling to go down
• won't swallow
• unattractive
• feeling of being confined
• disrespect
• inorgasmic
• commitment
• alien-like features
• god-awful personality

[WalterMitty]

option c:  both are lame.

[John Dibble]

option c:  both are lame.

[Tetro Kornbluth]

option c:  both are lame.

[Sensei]

option c:  both are lame.

[Eraserhead]

option c:  both are lame.

[??????????]

option c:  both are lame.

[opebo]

No, but they're hardly my finest efforts.

[CPT MikeyMike]

option c:  both are lame.

[Colin]

option c:  both are lame.

[Alcon]

Those quotes sound like he was trying to be the poor, horny man's Angus.  And failing.

[opebo]

Those quotes sound like he was trying to be the poor, horny man's Angus.  And failing.

Why would I try to emulate that rambling bore?  My contributions are usually far more pithy.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Those quotes sound like he was trying to be the poor, horny man's Angus.  And failing.

Why would I try to emulate that rambling bore?  My contributions are usually far more pithy.

Truth! I usually skip angus' posts, he doesn't have to use four paragraphs for something that he could've said in only a few sentences. But I always read your's.

I think my next matchup will consist of two swipes at jmfcst btw.

[opebo]

Those quotes sound like he was trying to be the poor, horny man's Angus.  And failing.

Why would I try to emulate that rambling bore?  My contributions are usually far more pithy.

Truth! I usually skip angus' posts, he doesn't have to use four paragraphs for something that he could've said in only a few sentences. But I always read your's.

I respect the reader.

[DanielX]

option c:  both are lame.

[Governor PiT]

Here's there's an old one and a recent one.

Quote A:

she just got very mad, told me I had a 'sex addiction' (yes, I'm a male!)

She was right, and you obviously have a very low opinion of males.  Male don't have to be sex-obsessed, but some, such as yourself, choose to be.

Actually, from an evolutionary perspective, yes, they do!

From an evolutionary perspective, we all have to be heterosexual, don't we?

I suppose, or at least get around to making a few vaginal deposits.  That's the great thing about sperm - the male of the species makes so much of it, it isn't really 'wasted' if it goes to a Bounty towel or another male..  or for that matter either of the other two apertures in the female!

Quote B:

What Men Want from a Woman

• sexual intercourse
• blow jobs
• anal sex
• slim
• hot body
• willing to go without protection
• respect
• nicelyshaped ass
• nicely shaped breasts
• physical attractiveness
• good disposition
• we want to keep our independence absolutely

What Men Don't Want from a Woman

• fat
• frigid
• unwilling to go down
• won't swallow
• unattractive
• feeling of being confined
• disrespect
• inorgasmic
• commitment
• alien-like features
• god-awful personality

Sick