OBD/FalterinArc - It's Midnight in Atlasia

Friends, workers, comrades, Atlasians, thank you for joining me today. It’s not often someone like me has the honor of addressing the people like this, so to begin let me tell you a little story about a of nation of prosperity. Just over two years ago, this country stood ready to enter a golden age. Its economy and workers was strong. Its political system was stable. And it was a global leader in human rights and decency. That nation was Atlasia under my administration, my friends. We had achieved so much under Labor governance and were ready to keep building for a brighter future. Unfortunately in my time in office, I discovered the moral rot beneath this metropolis. Our institutions, despite years of reform were controlled from top-to-bottom by esoteric cults devoted to the causes of racism and capitalism. In my attempt to strike back against these war ministers, coal barons and WEF ghouls, I was brutally slandered and ILLEGALLY removed from office. Upon my removal, my successor moved almost immediately to introduce sweeping neoliberal legislation, plundering the working class of Atlasia. While this Color Revolution, most likely conducted by the CIA, may have been successful in the short run, the people of Atlasia I am sure will not forget so easily this heinous treason.

I stand before you today a legitimate candidate for office. While I had previously been barred from my right to participate in our “democracy”, they could not hold us back forever. I’m running for a second term because I’ve seen what’s going on today in Atlasia. The mobilization against our country’s labor force by our bourgeois “Labor” government is an absolute disgrace. It’s time we put our country back in order, set prices where they should be and stop the highway robbery of the proletariat. Some have asked why I now bear the banner of the “Game Over” Party. Do I call for an end to Atlasia? No, quite the contrary. Our movement stands for a revitalization of Atlasia, a restoration of our nation’s honor. The only ones it is Game Over for are those who would stand in our way. IT IS OVER for the Deep State. IT IS OVER for the neoliberals. IT IS OVER for the economic elites. And it is for that reason I am offering these proposals:

Issue Interest free money into our system to end the Federal Reserve Banking Cartel. No longer shall this institution serve as a means of propping up the big banks which have perpetrated some of the worst fraud on the Atlasian proletariat of all time.
Splinter the CIA into a thousand pieces and scatter it into the winds. This sinful organization’s only purpose has been to create wars and snuff out any attempts at global working class unity. On day one I will dissolve their operations entirely and direct the Justice Department to investigate their leadership’s role in the illegal coup of April ‘22. In addition, we will bring their operators to justice of the working people of the world for whom they have undermined the democracy of and allow them to decide their fate.

Correct the historical record. We do not recognize the “impeachments” or myself and Attorney General Truman two years ago. There was no high crime or misdemeanor to speak of. We intend to annul these actions and hold those responsible for this treachery responsible.

Restore the Fourth Constitution of Atlasia. Unicameralism has been a disaster. It has brought many unqualified and nasty individual into our government. In 2020 and early 2021, as Speaker of the House I coordinated with the Senate efficiently to craft an effective pandemic response that protected our nation’s most vulnerable. The Fifth Constitution was ill-advised think tank claptrap from the onset and has degraded the quality of our government. It’s time for it to end, throw it out completely, do it!

BAN CAMPAIGNING THROUGH PERSONAL MESSAGES!!!! The proletariat is tired of being pestered by pencil-necked statisticians begging for their votes. It’s unacceptable the lack of respect the political elite shows for ordinary people through this harassment, commanding to vote whichever way suits their narrow-minded interests and depriving them of political education. We will prohibit this pernicious practice and introduce strong penalties for those who are found in violation. These will be consist of, at minimum, but may exceed, a one year suspension from Atlasia.

I truly believe that if this platform is enacted, we can restore that golden age. I’m proud to stand-by-side with FalterinArc, who faithfully served me years ago in delivering results and providing for the people of this nation. I see a vision of all marvelling as the blinding light of the voters’ justice burns away the Cabal of Evil which controls our nation today. If you share this vision with me, I would be honored if you would join our campaign and help us FINISH THE JOB!

Thank you all very much.

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