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« Reply #25 on: March 20, 2023, 02:03:57 PM »

Even worse, I've heard monkeys are being chained to typewriters and forced to randomly push buttons in order to generate articles for USA Today.
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« Reply #26 on: March 20, 2023, 02:11:19 PM »

Monkey labor is actually a good thing. No worse than using donkeys to pull carts and FDR less terrible than what we do to chickens and cows.

Many people believe that dolphins and monkeys deserve more rights than chickens and fish. And all of those deserve more rights than insects. It's a non-exact math, but basically, more intelligent animals are more deserving of rights than extremely stupid animals, according to a popular form of morality.
Counterpoint: Pigs.
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« Reply #27 on: March 20, 2023, 06:22:39 PM »

This isn't woke
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« Reply #28 on: March 20, 2023, 10:43:06 PM »

Incoming Florida Senate resolution requiring all fruit sold in Florida to have been picked only by monkeys.
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« Reply #29 on: March 21, 2023, 09:21:23 AM »

Bill Burr

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https://www.instagram.com/reel/CpYLVnrpXh1/
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« Reply #30 on: March 23, 2023, 05:50:50 AM »

Donald Trump

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Woke is under pressure in 2023.
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