The Lunatic Fringe Party

[DanielX]

I've decided to form a party based off of the deep and meandering ends of politico-philosophy. Basically, the goal is to frappe new orderings, rendered domestically. No, really, Its to form a party for nutjobs, pseudo-scientists, anarchists, anarcho-capitalists, libertarian national socialist anarcho-syndiclaist greens, monster raving loonies, and other like-minded individuals who would obviously not fit as Republicans, Democrats, UACers, Communists, or other mainstream organizations.

There is no platform. There is a trench, however, with five parts:

1. The party members shall declare themselves members.
2.  Every member is a President of the Lunatic Fringe Party. Female members may choose, if they want, to be a Mresident instead of a President.
3. Any President (or Mresident) of the Lunatic Fringe Party may run for a political office on the party's trench. Winning is, of course, another story.
4. The Lunatic Fringe Party's Presidents (and Mresidents) shall all dedicate themselves to some form of chaos, disorder, insanity, humor, or at least something mildly different.
5. Every President and Mresident shall have the right to do anything unneccesary or improper for a M/President of the Party to do.

There are no elections or leaders or political positions represented by the Party. There is no structure. Any member may propose something as they see fit; if someone disagrees, they simply either refute it or ignore it altogether.

The party is having its provention on Friday. Hot dogs will be served.

And welcome to any new party Presidents or Mresidents!

-President DanielX,
whose sanity is presently questionable

[DanielX]

My first action as a President of the Lunatic Fringe Party is to declare that we support birthday cakes, pies, and rugalach.

Any M/President who disagrees can ignore this statement entirely.

[John Dibble]

My first action as a President of the Lunatic Fringe Party is to declare that we support birthday cakes, pies, and rugalach.

Any M/President who disagrees can ignore this statement entirely.

Do you support and obey cinnabons?

[DanielX]

My first action as a President of the Lunatic Fringe Party is to declare that we support birthday cakes, pies, and rugalach.

Any M/President who disagrees can ignore this statement entirely.

Do you support and obey cinnabons?

cinnabons are delicious and delectable. However, I, and any other M/President, refuse to accept any absolute authority and M/Presidents only have to follow the cinnabons voluntarily.

Of course, any member may contradict that statement, or any other, should they so choose. Or they can contradict my contradiction. Or contradict my contra.......

What is the sound of three hands clapping?

[John Dibble]

My first action as a President of the Lunatic Fringe Party is to declare that we support birthday cakes, pies, and rugalach.

Any M/President who disagrees can ignore this statement entirely.

Do you support and obey cinnabons?

cinnabons are delicious and delectable. However, I, and any other M/President, refuse to accept any absolute authority and M/Presidents only have to follow the cinnabons voluntarily.

Of course, any member may contradict that statement, or any other, should they so choose. Or they can contradict my contradiction. Or contradict my contra.......

What is the sound of three hands clapping?

Thank you for the statement. And to answer your question, the sound of three hands clapping is most likely *TYOURK* or something similar.

[ilikeverin]

What, is the Atlasian Monster Raving Loony Party not good enough for you?

[DanielX]

What, is the Atlasian Monster Raving Loony Party not good enough for you?

They are too close-minded and do not encompass the entirety of the chaotic ideologies.

That said, Monster Raving Loonies are welcome to become Presidents or Mresidents of the Lunatic Fringe.

[ilikeverin]

Perhaps we could merge our parties and become the Monster Lunatic Raving Fringe Loony Party!

[DanielX]

Perhaps we could merge our parties and become the Monster Lunatic Raving Fringe Loony Party!

Possible.

However, will it have a provention or a convention?

Will every member be a President or Mresident?

How much chaos will it cause?

These are important issues...